A Priceless joke

[NDrider]

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over the speed
> > > limit) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The
> > > cop
> > > pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
> > >
> > > I replied, "I'm late for work."
> > >
> > > "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
> > >
> > > I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> > >
> > > The cop said "What's.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
> > > stretcher do?"
> > >
> > > I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
> > > fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until
I
> > > can
> > > get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about
6
> > > foot
> > > wide."
> > >
> > > The cop asked me, "What the **** do you do with a 6 foot *********?"
> > >
> > > I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
> > > bridge..."
> > >
> > > The ticket - - $ 95.00
> > > The look on his face - - PRICELESS
> >
> >
>

[Z-King]

lmao again and again

[CHAUNCY]

lol
Priceless jokes are the best.

[NDrider]

What the heck here is another..............




BLONDE AT A FOOTBALL GAME

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
"What on earth do you mean???"
"Well I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was:
"Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

[CHAUNCY]

Originally posted by NDrider
What the heck here is another..............




BLONDE AT A FOOTBALL GAME

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
"What on earth do you mean???"
"Well I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was:
"Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

LMAO:devil

[Team Outlaw #34]

hahahaha....did you seriously say that!?:huh

[NDrider]

Originally posted by Team Outlaw #34
hahahaha....did you seriously say that!?:huh

No, I am just goig through my jokes folder.

[Team Outlaw #34]

ohhh haha....that would be halarious (sp?) if ya really did....

[400exrules]

GET THE QUARTER BACK, LOL :blah

[NDrider]

Last one, I promise.:D

[Mity Mo]

Heres a stunt I pulled before we pulled out for Desert Storm. Yes that was 11 years ago. I was driving in Los Angeles and happened to get a ticket in the mail by one of those picture taking speed traps. It was a photocopy from the computer. So I took $50 and photocopied it and mailed it to the Sheriffs office. I almost missed going to Desert Storm because I was in jail for Counterfeiting. The cops didnt think it was as funny as everyonelse did. I did make it back to my boat before we left for the gulf. Dont try that one boys and girls. Mo:p :blah

[HondaRancherES]

LOL

[Sparks425Ex]

Those are all great..

ROTFLMGDAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blysster]

True story..


Two years ago I got pulled over for squealing the tires in town... Since I live in NB (officially bilingual province) all the police officers have to be bilingual.

The first thing he asked me when he walked up to my windows was "Do you speak French or English"

I told him "Same f'n price ain't it?"

The officer didn't find it as funny as my friends so I got an 84$ English fine :grr but it was worth the laugh :devil