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-=Skot=-
11-26-2002, 01:38 AM
Top Ten Ways To Identify A Redneck Computer User


10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage.

And the number #1 way to tell if a redneck has been working
on your computer is....

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".....
GT300
11-26-2002, 05:08 PM
Those are pretty good ones. I like the last one.
KASCHAK
11-26-2002, 05:12 PM
hey couldbe I a redneck and I affended wit it
KP's lil'300
11-26-2002, 05:13 PM
you forgot about the homemade mousepad-beer holder (that rico invented) but pretty good anyhow JK rico KP:p
cheetah
11-26-2002, 05:34 PM
You makin fun of my camo keyboard?!!!:grr







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tants
11-26-2002, 05:47 PM
hahaha
2K1 300EX
11-26-2002, 09:38 PM
Keep that Skoal baby(Joe Dirt)
Twiztid
11-26-2002, 09:41 PM
what about coppenhagen?
jay's 300
11-26-2002, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by Twiztid
what about coppenhagen?

cough and gaggin' :D
jay's 300
11-26-2002, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by EX_fusion
Top Ten Ways To Identify A Redneck Computer User


5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.


I wish you hadn't told everbody my dang password!

Where else could I mount my new gun rack I keep runnin' out of room! :rolleyes: :D

Those r pretty good, I think! :huh
2K1 300EX
11-26-2002, 09:58 PM
Neither Skoal or Copenhagen for me....I chew Levi Garret.
loganB
11-26-2002, 10:03 PM
skoals all the way coppenhagen Is gross.