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elite ATV1
03-20-2008, 08:46 PM
Go to www.google.com

Type in Find Chuck Norris

then click im feeling lucky
Scro
03-20-2008, 08:48 PM
:p
trx400EXtreme
03-20-2008, 08:59 PM
:blah: ima lock all my doors toight lol.
elite ATV1
03-20-2008, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by trx400EXtreme
:blah: ima lock all my doors toight lol.

wont do u no good. chuck can walk through walls lol:devil:
JForestZ34
03-21-2008, 08:52 AM
Even the dark of night is scared of Chuck Norris....

HA HA

James
ZWILLETT47
03-21-2008, 08:42 PM
When it rain Chuck doesn't even get wet!
Wet gets CHUCKED. LOL
esr250r86
03-22-2008, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by ZWILLETT47
When it rain Chuck doesn't even get wet!
Wet gets CHUCKED. LOL Now that one made me laugh.very nice!haha.
tgreenz400
03-22-2008, 04:54 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't cut grass...he stares at it and dares it to grow:chinese:
gncc025
03-22-2008, 05:18 PM
LMAO!:D
cdrookie
03-22-2008, 08:08 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms cause nothing can protect you from Chuck Norris!
allstock
03-22-2008, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by tgreenz400
Chuck Norris doesn't cut grass...he stares at it and dares it to grow:chinese:

LMAO!!!!!!! that one was funny
BlaineKaiser450
03-22-2008, 10:27 PM
ninjas wear black in hopes of hiding from Chuck Norris, thus increasing life expectancy
tgreenz400
03-23-2008, 05:32 PM
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents everytime he listens to a song.


Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
tgreenz400
03-23-2008, 05:34 PM
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
hungus07trx400
03-23-2008, 05:42 PM
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
LT250_JOE
03-23-2008, 06:42 PM
Sorry.............Bruce Lee kicked chuck norris's ***.
tgreenz400
03-23-2008, 06:52 PM
Says who? Bruce Lee doesnt decide what time it is, Chuck Norris does. Bruce Lee doesnt make babies cry, Chuck Norris DOES. nuf' said...
elite ATV1
03-23-2008, 06:55 PM
Chuck Facts (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/)
LT250_JOE
03-24-2008, 06:05 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE

knocked the f-dead!!!
LT250_JOE
03-26-2008, 05:35 PM
:rolleyes:
Nac's22
03-26-2008, 09:58 PM
chuck norris can slam a revolving door...

chuck norris can divide by zero...
hungus07trx400
03-27-2008, 05:27 PM
I like that "Swimsuit model playing in the surf" head shake Norris does at 2:40