The Official Favorite Quotes Thread!

[Flyin-Low]

Post up your all time favorite quotes.. I'll start it off.


"To live without risk, is to risk not living."

"Life goes by pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around every once in a while you might miss it."

[mxdad]

Here's one I like that is in someone's sig...


"Let off for a second and that's where you will end up. "

[Alberta_Qaudin]

dont sweat the petty things.......pet the sweaty things.

[cbrooks118]

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.



I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

[trx400EXtreme]

"who ever said anything is not impossible, has never tried slamming a revolving door." saw it in someones sig on here a while back.:D

[Flyin-Low]

Originally posted by trx400EXtreme
"who ever said anything is not impossible, has never tried slamming a revolving door." saw it in someones sig on here a while back.:D

Whoever has that in their sig is probably a very intelligent and respectable individual! We should all give him money.. lots of it.. :devil:

[trx400EXtreme]

Originally posted by Flyin-Low
Whoever has that in their sig is probably a very intelligent and respectable individual! We should all give him money.. lots of it.. :devil: HAHAHA...... wow i overlooked that big time lol.:rolleyes:

[naw0029]

I had a shirt that had this quote on the back....

"When desire dies fear lives"

its sooooo true, when ur racing if you think for one secion that ur going to get hurt you are not going to win....i live by that quote....

[Blue250X]

If you don't break it, you can't fix it.

Horsepower sells cars, toque wins races.

I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass.

Nut up or shut up.

Hit it doing 100, your going to make it one way or another.

Aerodynamics are for people that can't build engines.

If you can't remeber it, it never happened:devil:

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by Blue250X
Horsepower sells cars, toque wins races.

I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass.

Hit it doing 100, your going to make it one way or another.

Aerodynamics are for people that can't build engines.

If you can't remeber it, it never happened:devil:

Trustest quotes ever!:blah:

[Flyin-Low]

Originally posted by Blue250X
Hit it doing 100, your going to make it one way or another.

Huevos 4 is the shiznit.. I love that quote!

"This here mud ridin', it ain't about the tires or the hole.. it's about the momentum. You hit it runnin' a 100 your gonna' make it I don't care one way or another your gonna' make it across."

[Hondamaster5505]

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

You don't stop riding because you get old, you get old because you stop riding.

[trxwannbe]

i'm not so much afraid of heights i'm afraid of being tempted to jump

no matter what side of the argument your on you will always find people on your side that you wish were on the other

i refuse to answer that question on the grounds that i don't know the answer

i am free of all prejudices i hate everyone equally

some folks are wise, some are otherwise

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

[450raider]

to name a few:

"im not racist, i hate everybody equally" - heard on here

"say goodnight to the bad guy" -scarface (i think it sounds cooler than it is)

"be kind, re-wind"- an old saying on on vhs tapes (look it up younguns)

"socks only create holes"- einstein and therefore i dont wear socks

"respect my authoritah"- cartman

and thats only a few i can think of for now. :D

[XXXRACER165]

TEN REASONS TO DATE A MOTOCROSS RIDER

#1 They have strong fingers

#2 They always know when to speed up or slow down

#3 They have tremendous stamina & endurance

#4 They always wear proper protection

#5 They have the fastest lap times

#6 They know how to work their tools

#7 They love getting dirty

#8 The harder and faster they go the better

#9 They know how to work around tight areas with ease

#10 They are always practicing so they can become better.

[Blue250X]

Originally posted by 450raider
to name a few:

"im not racist, i hate everybody equally"


I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

[416exfreak]

"He who tries sixth gear wheelie on banshee, not sit on anything but pillow for long time":chinese:

"As I shifted into 5th, I couldnt remember a thing she said"

"My dad is faster than your dad"

"Im going to take them from the rear, then reach around and take them from the front"

"douchebag says what?"

"chestwaxxer says what?"

"I have the custom, goat 5hit interior"

Many more.:devil:

[CHAR250R]

It's better to be feared than to be loved.

I can run faster scared than you can determined.

Faster than a hobo on a hotdog.

[elite ATV1]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r77/berettaParts/motivator4962261.jpg


^^^quote in picture^^^

[416exfreak]

I would be homicidal if my truck was that dirty.:grr:

[MX MaNiAc 06]

chit happens

This is more of a joke than a quote but I find it hilarious.

If anyone ever says you're racist you say, "I'm not racist, I used to have a black friend.... until my dad sold him."

Sorry if you're black :eek:

AHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAH

[Blue250X]

Originally posted by Nova
This is more of a joke than a quote but I find it hilarious.

If anyone ever says you're racist you say, "I'm not racist, I used to have a black friend.... until my dad sold him."

Sorry if you're black :eek:

AHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAH

I'm not racist, I have a black guy in my family tree...been hanging there since last tuesday......


Lord I apologize.:scary:

[Blue250X]

Originally posted by elite ATV1
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r77/berettaParts/motivator4962261.jpg


^^^quote in picture^^^

Dodge the father, Ram the daughter:devil:

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by Blue250X
I'm not racist, I have a black guy in my family tree...been hanging there since last tuesday......


Lord I apologize.:scary:

I was talking to my friend at work about black people and he was like dude stop talking about black people! I was like oh man I'm sorry. Hes like its okay hes still hanging from the family tree.:blah:

[kawiefan]

i like my trucks lifted because fat chicks can't jump

[thrasher_ex]

Pain hurts, chicks dig scars, but GLORY lasts forever.

It doesn't hurt 'till the bone shows!

Sometimes you have to dance, even when the music sucks.

There's no replacement for displacement.

I pi$$ excelence.

Your sister's hot, but your mom does that thing with her tounge...

[RedneckRacing18]

saw it in a sig.

"god made adam and eve not adam and steve"


Young Guns (movie)
"did you guys seee the size of that chicken?"

"remember to look up when you talk to her!"

go till she blows!

Originally posted by kawiefan
i like my trucks lifted because fat chicks can't jump

Ahahaha, I have a sticker on the back of my Blazer that says, "Lift your truck, fat chicks can't jump."

[elite ATV1]

Sorry no fat chicks, Just got new Tiers.

Dude hold my beer, You gotta see this.

Nail it till you see god, Then brake like hell.

"if your not on 3 wheels over a speed bump, you have to much body roll"

[Flyin-Low]

Some great stuff in here!

Here's one that I remembered from a while back:


"Judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgement."

[zukirules]

"That just happened"

"I play for keeps!"

lol

[pred174]

"good friends bail u out of jail, ur best friends are right next to u saying, that was f**king awesome"

[Flyin-Low]

Originally posted by pred174
"good friends bail u out of jail, ur best friends are right next to u saying, that was f**king awesome"

I love it lol.. reminds me of my buddys :D


Here's another:

"Face your fears, Live your dreams"

[BlaineKaiser450]

me dad quoted this at a race with a small flat track section that i wsnt goin as fast as i could have around

Remember that you always want to be on 2 wheels, either the rear 2 from accelerating or the front 2 from braking.

i think its pretty true for the most part lol

[chevy]

whatever it takes

what is this amature hour?

[yamahonda]

"if your not living on the edge!!! your taking up to much space"



"when a dyno passes me on the track is when i'll worry bout dyno's"

[450raider]

oh yeah i just remembered- "NO fat chicks"- when i read it ive actually got a shirt that says that and i wear it almost all the time, i just got it broken in and its funny cause im a bit fluffy myself (just a little really not that much) anyway i wear the shirt and i look like a totally cocky as**ole walkin around and i may piss some off wearing it but screw them people may decide my job, gas, free time and stuff but they will not ho ho my dream woman. oh and stuff from family guy

"youre kind of like britney spears, only your not a fat guy"

"i wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts"

[Flyin-Low]

"I eated the purple berries.. they taste like burning :( "

I love Ralph Wiggum lol

[c450Razy]

one i came up with and live life by..
"if theres no possibilty of getting hurt, it aint fun"

[KXRida]

-"if it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do we keep score?"

[shadowwalker]

Originally posted by RedneckRacing18
saw it in a sig.

"god made adam and eve not adam and steve"

That is from the comedian Daniel Tosh

[Hondamaster5505]

Originally posted by shadowwalker
That is from the comedian Daniel Tosh

Its in my sig:D

[hardtrailz400]

The Family

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."



Il Duce's

"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung Thy saints ."

"Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of god make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee amoung my favoured sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven."

"Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeaful striking hammer of god. "
Il Duce's