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Robin Hood
01-27-2008, 12:41 AM
http://digg.com/comedy/New_Jersey_Douche_Bags

Makes me want to punch a baby. Seriously, this is why I want to get out of Jersey ASAP. :mad:

ny300exrider
01-27-2008, 12:50 AM
pretty typical here on long island too...ESPECIALLY out east where i am...those kids flock to the clubs out here in the hamptons like seagulls to bread....i love walking into the club with a thor shirt, fitted hat and jeans while these kids have their spray on tan,$300 size small gucci button up,$500 jeans, spiked blow out, etc.....


check out ma new f'n haircut

Mxjunkie
01-27-2008, 07:13 AM
Blame the Gotti's tools lol... If all of those guy's are trying to look Italian they aren't even close, my cousins from the boot don't look anything like that! lol

Flyin-Low
01-27-2008, 07:52 AM
If I lived there I would make it my personal goal to knock out each and every one of them lol. Except for the guy second from the bottom, he looks like he needs a hug or something.

Which 450?
01-27-2008, 08:30 AM
lol, dude that is some of the funniest **** ive seen in a loooooong time!

01-27-2008, 08:50 AM
tans gone bad

<DRS>GPF
01-27-2008, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by Polak1035
tans gone bad


and much much more..

what a bunch of knuckle shuffling "veeto" posers. theyre about as ghey as those kids who feign vanilla ice..

im sure there's better role models in jersey than corey feldman..


id like to think that when most of them look back to that moment, theyll be glad they didnt follow through with that urge to become rump riders.

400exBRAAP
01-27-2008, 09:45 AM
i wanna see these guys come up to where i live, cuz they wouldn't last only about 5 min. once the crossed the line into our county. theres some stuck-up dinks like that around here, but nothing to that degree. they need to learn what being a man really is, and how to EARN a tan, not earn the 5 bucks it cost for a bottle that you spray a tan on. those kids just aggravate the hell outta me

NJ450rider
01-27-2008, 10:05 AM
Hah well i live 15 minutes from seaside and like 25 from Point Pleasant. And about 30 min from LBI. To be honest you really dont see that many of these retards in the summer cause there all in the clubs all night long. And believe me everyone laughs at them. Even the ladies. :D


Yay my home is your vacation! :blah:

Moto49X
01-27-2008, 10:33 AM
Try to come to a bar down in hicktown like that. The guys down here, expecially the old drunks, would kick the living hell out of them.

Robin Hood
01-27-2008, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by NJ450rider
Hah well i live 15 minutes from seaside and like 25 from Point Pleasant. And about 30 min from LBI. To be honest you really dont see that many of these retards in the summer cause there all in the clubs all night long. And believe me everyone laughs at them. Even the ladies. :D


Yay my home is your vacation! :blah:

Maybe for my mom and gf lol, but my vacations are spent camping in Pa. :D

Some of the kids in the pictures look like oompa loompas haha.

01-27-2008, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by NJ450rider
Hah well i live 15 minutes from seaside and like 25 from Point Pleasant. And about 30 min from LBI. To be honest you really dont see that many of these retards in the summer cause there all in the clubs all night long. And believe me everyone laughs at them. Even the ladies. :D


Yay my home is your vacation! :blah:

your in Guido central haha

NJ450rider
01-27-2008, 12:07 PM
Yeah its funny though. Once you get to my town and towns south its all rednecks/pineys. Nothing but big trucks, dirtbikes/atvs, lots of rebel flags and beer drinkin woods partys. Just 15 minutes away and they would be in some real trouble. Theres even a group of kids around here that call them selves the "gangsta hicks". LOL

Mean250r
01-27-2008, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by NJ450rider
Hah well i live 15 minutes from seaside and like 25 from Point Pleasant. And about 30 min from LBI. To be honest you really dont see that many of these retards in the summer cause there all in the clubs all night long. And believe me everyone laughs at them. Even the ladies. :D


Yay my home is your vacation! :blah:

Aha yeah same here boss, i live in point pleasent.

mephyst
01-27-2008, 03:03 PM
Are you kidding me?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I don't even get it... I am so confused by this. They all look exactly the same too... same exact look with the same exact hair... then their terrible looking skin.

And why are they puckering up in every picture?

Kickstarts-suck
01-27-2008, 03:11 PM
lmao

they think that chitty spray on tan looks good? They look retarded... :rolleyes:

limetimeracerII
01-27-2008, 10:53 PM
Please let this be a joke. That is biggest bunch of queers I've ever seen.

NJ450rider
01-27-2008, 11:06 PM
Just so everyone knows these are the kids and guys that live in north jersey near NYC. Along with NYC, staten island, long island etc. People in south jersey are NOTHING like this at all. Complete opposite.

And its no joke theres lots of people that look like that!! LOL

CannondaleRider
01-28-2008, 01:04 AM
Wow.....what a bunch of morons.

Honestly, seeing that made me like my(NORMAL)self that much more, haha

Robin Hood
01-28-2008, 12:45 PM
These two belong in the willy wonka factory... :blah:

Flyin-Low
01-28-2008, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Robin Hood
These two belong in the willy wonka factory... :blah:

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo.. :devil:

Sjorge450R
01-28-2008, 08:01 PM
haha yea these kids are everywhere! I live outside phily. The "My New Hair Cut" video is stupid but funny and true...lol. Everyone in my school has scene it and there are over 3000 kids
lol

ZeroLogic
01-28-2008, 08:52 PM
Man, I love these kids that think their italien.:chinese: :ermm: