Twas the night before Christmas

[elite ATV1]

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its great big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when the V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big beast gaining,
All I can do to keep the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night

[kawabunga]

i'm not biased either way, but that was still amusing:)

[2004exrider]

haha nice:D

[mullins1500]

lol nice :D

[Ghost-Rider]

Lol.

[300exOH]

Hehe...heres another one... I copied it from a post I found on here a long time ago.

'Twas the night before christmas ,
and all through the shop .
Not a machine was running,
the phone even stopped .

My tools were scattered ,
all about on the floor .
Between the cardboard boxes ,
I had a path to the door .

Down the hallway I walked ,
and with a flick of key .
I locked the place down ,
for tonight I was free .

As I walked to my home ,
a sound I did here .
It was up in the sky ,
and it was not a reindeer .

It was a worn out old two-stroke ,
jetted lean on the main .
The guy who was running it ,
must have been half insane .

The engine was pinging ,
all the RPM's he did squeeze .
" Easy there dude ,
That things going to seize !!"

Just as I thought this ,
the motor did blow .
Downward circles he spun ,
til he crashed in the snow .

I ran out to greet him ,
it was a heck of a crash .
He got up rather easy ,
although the front bumper was trash .

Politely I said ,
"can I help you I'm Rick "
He replied in in an instant ,
"Yes please , I'm St. Nick "

"The reindeer are home tonight ,
the folks at PETA said no .
They said it's far to cruel ,
to put a deer in the snow. "

"So I picked up a '95 scrambler,
for five hundred bucks .
The owner was late on his payments
on his new pick-up truck . "

"So quad I did hook,
to the front of my sleigh.
POS Polaris ,
it didn't make it half way !"

Upset at it he was,
he was still a jolly old elf .
His round little belly ,
kind of reminded me of myself.

To what was left of his bumper,
I hooked on a chain.
I towed him back to my shop ,
Then the radiator I drained .

Off with the head,
and off with the jug.
A thick coat of aluminum ,
was melted on to his plug .

Quickly did I bore,
and then hone the jug .
I installed a 280 mainjet ,
and the 17 millimeter plug .

A brand new wiseco piston ,
and new gaskets too .
Back together went the motor ,
as he watched and drank my brew .

I pulled the rope starter ,
cause the button didn't work .
The motor fired up and idled ,
at a nice little perk .

We rolled it out side ,
hooked back onto his sleigh .
In the blink of an eye,
he was back on his way .

And I yelled to him ,
as he rode out of sight .
'BREAK IT IN EASY !!
IT'S BORED KIND OF TIGHT !!!! '

[elite ATV1]

lol thats a good one 2

[Exrider434]

lmao nice.....

[KXRida]

hahahah I loved both of them. The first was probably my favorite.

[BlaineKaiser450]

Originally posted by KXRida
hahahah I loved both of them. The first was probably my favorite. x2

[Ghost-Rider]

I liked the pos polaris one more.

[416exfreak]

LMFAO at the 1st one...:D

[naw0029]

i love it....the two-stroke one is the best, it remindes me of putting our micro-sprint motor back together in the pits so i can get out for the feature.

haha nice thread:)

[sparta4188]

LOL those were good!!! POS polaris is right!!

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by KXRida
hahahah I loved both of them. The first was probably my favorite.