Facts That Should Cheer You Up

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>During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12
>liter of urine.
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>In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15
>penises (touching door handles, etc.).
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>An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
>hairs.
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>In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept.
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>Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
>masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
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>Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently
>masturbated and failed to wash their hands.(More women than men?)
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>In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your
>dirty linen basket.
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>At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
>cold sore from one of the guests.
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>Daily, you will breath in 1 liter of other people's anal gases.
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>With all of this in mind, have a GREAT day!!!!
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>Now go wash your hands!!!!

[Pappy]

thx for the info.......i am going to buy a big bubble for my house now:(

[Striker49]

:huh Youve got to much time on your hands Rico. :eek:

Yeah I think I'm gonna get home tonight and never leave again..:(

[300EX KING]

You know what im hungry for some pubic hair, lets go to Burger King:macho

[exriderdude]

wow... i am now dumber:huh

[jja125]

i found a grey pube entangled in my supersize fries one time............................and i don't have grey hair. actually it was the last time i ate them.

[speedfreaky]

Originally posted by jja125
i found a grey pube entangled in my supersize fries one time............................and i don't have grey hair. actually it was the last time i ate them.

Ate who???? YOur sick dealin with grandma's...:eek:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by jja125
i found a grey pube entangled in my supersize fries one time............................and i don't have grey hair. actually it was the last time i ate them.

IF that happened to me....i sure as **** wouldnt admit it was from the crotch of a crusty old chic.....man....:eek:

[jja125]

no i didn't eat it thankfully i look at what i put in my mouth first. i meant it was the last time i ate at mcdonalds for me.

sad thing is kenny........who said it had to be from a chick????:eek:

at least i got my money back and got to watch the rest of the people eating lunch freak out.

[Pappy]

i hear ya....lol..

i think hair of any type is just nasty in food

[DGR Designs]

after reading this, i have one unanswered question.... how in heII and all thats holy does a pubic hair get into MY FAST FOOD??? DO I WANNT KNOW??:eek:

[brokeitin3]

need lovin to boys:blah

[zephead400ex]

Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently

you know, I always wondered why my old man always sniffed his hand after shaking hands with a women...now it all makes sense!

[QuadTrix6]

:eek:

[Derek]

There is NO WAY chicks double click the mouse more than guys yank the snake!!!

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Derek6621
There is NO WAY chicks double click the mouse more than guys yank the snake!!!

and you know this from right hand expierence?:eek: :devil

[L.Vegas400]

Originally posted by 400ex127
and you know this from right hand expierence?:eek: :devil
what if he is left handed, or uses the other for a switch. hhmmmm will talking about this have an effect on our post count rising??

[Pappy]

Originally posted by L.Vegas400

hhmmmm will talking about this have an effect on our post count rising??

not me....i can type with one hand:eek:

[DGR Designs]

Originally posted by 400ex127


and you know this from right hand expierence?:eek: :devil


lmao! nice one kenny!

Originally posted by L.Vegas400

hhmmmm will talking about this have an effect on our post count rising??

No but it might cause a couple weirdos on the site to have other things rising besides their post count..:eek:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by roost_maker



lmao! nice one kenny!

and like you dont pat the puppy:rolleyes: :devil :blah

[DGR Designs]

no kenny, i prefer to punch the munchkin. i am a tad violent. lmao j/k

[Pappy]

lmfao!!!:D

[Derek]

well............yes i do know this from right hand experince. Man it sucks breakin your USEING arm!!!

[Sportrax10]

when i was 11 or 12 i read a book that had storys of what people ate, and one kid drank a dead mouse in a soda can and a rat got fried at a fried chicken place and he ate it in the dark......
i didnt eat fast food for at least one mounth after i read that book and i only ate food that i examined and i started getting skinny!

i dont kno y put it freaked me out

[Twiztid]

that was wrong! man i was starving and getting ready to eat, now i don't wanna eat. lol thats was funny though

[Twiztid]

thats wrong, just plain wrong lol

[Rip_Tear]

Sweet I am one of those people!!!!! Just kidding, had to say it! That is rather disgusting! I never open doors... In the boys bathroom I kick the door open, same with almost every other door, or I let someone else open it... Women eh! Well thats not so bad is it....?:p :rolleyes: ;) :D

[Twiztid]

i wish i didn't read that, i just ate dinner. lol oh well

[TC17]

good idea to kick the door open. who knows what's on the door!:eek:

:blah

[flyin#5]

i only read the first one.... anyways im swimming in gym so that makes me feel even better. i always wondered why the bottom of the pool was yellow.:p

[DGR Designs]

man.... nasty *****......

[400exBro]

thanks for the info rico, that is something I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!



lata
Bro

[400exrules]

geeze im never swimming at the YMCA again, these people put their d@mn babies and like1-3 year olds in the pull and they ***** and piss the whole pool:eek: i just never thought about it because i close my mouthe when i go under the water unless its my pool.

[Ryan]

RICO, I was having a bad day so I click on your thread "wanna make your day good" or something like that and ended up almost *****ing in my pants. That was the sickest thing I have ever heard. But what is true is when im in the bathroom after im done using the urinal I kick the handle to flush it, I would never use my hands on one of those things.
and thanks to Rico I will never eat fast food again. and gonna start wearing gloves for now on when people try to shake my hand!!!:grr

:devil

I"m waiten for jabber to rephrase all of it then it outta be a real hoot...

[tants]

rico whered ya find that stuff? under budwisers bottle caps eh?


jp :D

[Mxbubs]

Maybe Micheal Jacksons bubble wasnt such a bad idea.:D

[monkeyboy]

my handds stinkk


:ermm:

[MY450R]

im always washing my hands
i wash then like 20-25 times a day i guess im a creature of habit

[theTman]

Originally posted by MY450R
im always washing my hands
i wash then like 20-25 times a day i guess im a creature of habit

do i wanna ask why you wash them that many times in 1 day:o

[YFZ450Ridr]

when i was swimming one time at the public pool, some stupid woman had her 1 year old in the shallow end and he pooped in the pool. WHY COODNT SHE PUT HIM IN THE KIDDIE POOL!! thank god i got out to get a drink then. havent gone back there sence:scary:

[wilkin250r]

Originally posted by Rico
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>During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.


I can't believe this one.

For the average municipal swimming pool, let's say 20,000 gallons, which is about 76,000 liters.

First off, there is no way that it is 50% urine. Not even 10%. Lets say 50 kids pee at 1/2 liter each time, that would only be 0.03%. More kids will pee in there the next day, but also some old pee-water is replaced with fresh water. Lets say over the course of a few weeks, an average of 400 kids pee in the pool before the old pee-water is replaced with fresh water.

So 400 kids, at 1/2 liter each, that's 200 liters of pee in 76000 liters. That's 0.26% pee.

You would have to drink 31 liters of water to get to 1/12 liter of urine. No way I drink 8 gallons of water in one hour of swimming. Not even close.

Let's go the other direction. Let's say you drank 1 liter of water in 1 hour swimming, and it is 1/12 urine. In order to get to 1/12 urine in a 20,000 gallon pool, at 1/2 liter per kid, then over TWELVE THOUSAND kids need to pee in that pool.

[300EXrider02]

wow your my math hero! :D




Originally posted by Rico
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>Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



I smell tuna...? :confused: :huh

[LazeR]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
I can't believe this one.

For the average municipal swimming pool, let's say 20,000 gallons, which is about 76,000 liters.

First off, there is no way that it is 50% urine. Not even 10%. Lets say 50 kids pee at 1/2 liter each time, that would only be 0.03%. More kids will pee in there the next day, but also some old pee-water is replaced with fresh water. Lets say over the course of a few weeks, an average of 400 kids pee in the pool before the old pee-water is replaced with fresh water.

So 400 kids, at 1/2 liter each, that's 200 liters of pee in 76000 liters. That's 0.26% pee.

You would have to drink 31 liters of water to get to 1/12 liter of urine. No way I drink 8 gallons of water in one hour of swimming. Not even close.

Let's go the other direction. Let's say you drank 1 liter of water in 1 hour swimming, and it is 1/12 urine. In order to get to 1/12 urine in a 20,000 gallon pool, at 1/2 liter per kid, then over TWELVE THOUSAND kids need to pee in that pool.

That eases my mind, i dont have to worry to much now though because i normally swim in rivers or lakes so im sure that is just so much better :eek2:

[Quad18star]

I eat fast food 3-4 times a week :(

I've also learned to keep my mouth closed while riding down the road with my quad ...... flies taste nasty when splattered on your teeth .

You go into a public restroom , do your thing ... wash your hands then grab the door handle ..... Hrmmmmm . Kind of pointless cuz the 3 guys in front of you , pissed all over their hands and didn't wash them .


I will also NEVER order another pizza at 2am ...... I had a buddy that worked at a local pizza shop and told me what goes on . It's enough to make you puke up lastnight's dinner .

[TheFontMaster]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
I can't believe this one.

For the average municipal swimming pool, let's say 20,000 gallons, which is about 76,000 liters.

First off, there is no way that it is 50% urine. Not even 10%. Lets say 50 kids pee at 1/2 liter each time, that would only be 0.03%. More kids will pee in there the next day, but also some old pee-water is replaced with fresh water. Lets say over the course of a few weeks, an average of 400 kids pee in the pool before the old pee-water is replaced with fresh water.

So 400 kids, at 1/2 liter each, that's 200 liters of pee in 76000 liters. That's 0.26% pee.

You would have to drink 31 liters of water to get to 1/12 liter of urine. No way I drink 8 gallons of water in one hour of swimming. Not even close.

Let's go the other direction. Let's say you drank 1 liter of water in 1 hour swimming, and it is 1/12 urine. In order to get to 1/12 urine in a 20,000 gallon pool, at 1/2 liter per kid, then over TWELVE THOUSAND kids need to pee in that pool.


I think someone has way too much time on thier hand.

[chucked]

urine is 5% urea (sp) and 95% water