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KP's lil'300
11-04-2002, 07:20 PM
Ok, I saw this on Bluetraxx, you can only type two words at a time and you can NOT reply to yourself (like you go then you reply to yourself). It is funny as heck!!!! Here it is to give you all some ideas.

http://www.bluetraxx.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=10957&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

Here it goes:

One time...
Woodsrider
11-04-2002, 07:23 PM
In Bandcamp
11-04-2002, 07:24 PM
omg this is great
11-04-2002, 07:34 PM
...
Twiztid
11-04-2002, 07:45 PM
i stuck
J25
11-04-2002, 07:45 PM
built a
EvilJester400EX
11-04-2002, 08:01 PM
potato gun
J25
11-04-2002, 08:10 PM
and shot
own2424
11-04-2002, 08:15 PM
him in...
KP's lil'300
11-04-2002, 08:16 PM
the gonads...
11-04-2002, 08:17 PM
left nut
11-04-2002, 08:17 PM
fell off
Pappy
11-04-2002, 08:24 PM
it rolled
KP's lil'300
11-04-2002, 08:25 PM
into a
11-04-2002, 08:26 PM
pile of
11-04-2002, 08:28 PM
....
JabberJaw
11-04-2002, 08:42 PM
shut up
lil400exman
11-05-2002, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by JabberJaw
shut up


uhhhh im with stupid.....:eek: :rolleyes: :D
Pappy
11-05-2002, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by JabberJaw
shut up

the power of the jaw:eek:
BadA$$440
11-05-2002, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by MastaOfDisasta
pile of


shicoka and
pbarr86
11-05-2002, 09:48 AM
all of
exriderdude
11-05-2002, 10:07 AM
the chickens
YLW400
11-05-2002, 10:09 AM
began to..........
jay's 300
11-05-2002, 10:13 AM
look at
brink400
11-05-2002, 10:17 AM
your mom
YLW400
11-05-2002, 10:17 AM
the farmers...........:huh
jay's 300
11-05-2002, 10:21 AM
felt they....
DGR Designs
11-05-2002, 10:21 AM
went into....
Derno24
11-05-2002, 10:22 AM
ate monkeys...
BadA$$440
11-05-2002, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by roost_maker
went into....

a porno
cheetah
11-05-2002, 10:42 AM
the hippies
exriderdude
11-05-2002, 11:25 AM
got on
Derno24
11-05-2002, 11:44 AM
Her back..
11-05-2002, 01:52 PM
and rode
EvilJester400EX
11-05-2002, 02:00 PM
all night...
coryatver
11-05-2002, 02:23 PM
a 450ex
Sportrax10
11-05-2002, 02:49 PM
was build
Team Outlaw #34
11-05-2002, 02:51 PM
and beat.................
330exracer122
11-05-2002, 02:59 PM
a atc70
phatswinn
11-05-2002, 05:43 PM
by 10
TheX1992
11-05-2002, 06:03 PM
inches because...
Derno24
11-05-2002, 06:05 PM
he tripped
QuadTrix6
11-05-2002, 06:14 PM
over a
Rip_Tear
11-05-2002, 06:21 PM
Post Whore (mean it... he tripped over a post whore..);)
11-05-2002, 06:23 PM
On & On
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 07:14 PM
and then
TC17
11-05-2002, 07:16 PM
the hippies
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 07:20 PM
got some
TC17
11-05-2002, 07:21 PM
massive roost
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 07:22 PM
in his
11-05-2002, 07:48 PM
penis hole
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 07:49 PM
and said
11-05-2002, 07:53 PM
that feels...
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 07:56 PM
like a...
11-05-2002, 07:58 PM
door knob
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:00 PM
in my
11-05-2002, 08:01 PM
penis hole
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:04 PM
(.) Now he
11-05-2002, 08:06 PM
got onto
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:07 PM
EXRIDERS.COM and
11-05-2002, 08:08 PM
looked at
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:10 PM
a killer
11-05-2002, 08:11 PM
behind him.
11-05-2002, 08:12 PM
and said
11-05-2002, 08:15 PM
i like
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:16 PM
you (,) then
J25
11-05-2002, 08:17 PM
he beat
11-05-2002, 08:17 PM
had crazy
11-05-2002, 08:18 PM
him off
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:19 PM
all night
11-05-2002, 08:20 PM
long.
11-05-2002, 08:22 PM
dark hole
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:24 PM
now we
J25
11-05-2002, 08:25 PM
while fixing
11-05-2002, 08:25 PM
get together
J25
11-05-2002, 08:26 PM
and make
11-05-2002, 08:26 PM
discovered things
Black400
11-05-2002, 08:27 PM
To suck
J25
11-05-2002, 08:27 PM
that make
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:27 PM
us happy
11-05-2002, 08:27 PM
we never
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:28 PM
got tired
J25
11-05-2002, 08:29 PM
of usin
11-05-2002, 08:29 PM
seen before
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:30 PM
and then
tants
11-05-2002, 08:30 PM
old man kenny shooting a
11-05-2002, 08:30 PM
dang thats dumb.. im just gonna write normal now geez that is annyoing after a while haha how cna they stand it?
Black400
11-05-2002, 08:30 PM
penis with
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:31 PM
i was a pretty good idea huh? i dont know some people got into it. KP
J25
11-05-2002, 08:32 PM
a vacum
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:34 PM
and said "
11-05-2002, 08:34 PM
hose attachment
11-05-2002, 08:35 PM
that ripped
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:35 PM
kicks arse"
11-05-2002, 08:38 PM
then he
JabberJaw
11-05-2002, 08:41 PM
THE END
Black400
11-05-2002, 08:41 PM
and licks
330exracer122
11-05-2002, 08:41 PM
lolly pop
11-05-2002, 08:41 PM
jabber i was just gettin into it. hey kp where do u live in ok.
J25
11-05-2002, 08:42 PM
while makin
330exracer122
11-05-2002, 08:42 PM
a cookie
11-05-2002, 08:43 PM
and a
KP's lil'300
11-05-2002, 08:43 PM
turner, why?
330exracer122
11-05-2002, 08:43 PM
magic brownie
11-05-2002, 08:46 PM
biddy boot
11-05-2002, 08:47 PM
cup cakes
Black400
11-05-2002, 08:53 PM
and dropped
11-05-2002, 08:54 PM
a sack
J25
11-05-2002, 08:55 PM
of beans
JabberJaw
11-05-2002, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by 93 300ex
jabber i was just gettin into it. hey kp where do u live in ok.

Carry On!..... Besides, I am reading these while I am naked!
Black400
11-05-2002, 09:20 PM
Sick ******* (joke)
phatswinn
11-05-2002, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by QuadMan00
of beans

in oklahoma cuz
11-06-2002, 05:10 PM
i was just lookin for some ridin buddies, cuse i live in north west ark. and i have like 3 people to ride wit.
11-06-2002, 05:12 PM
phatswinn do u live cose to arkansas?????
KP's lil'300
11-06-2002, 05:21 PM
yeah phatswinn where do you live? Kp

***he liked***
Ryan
11-06-2002, 05:23 PM
Im lost with this one. Lets try to start a new one. ill go first.



SHE GOT
NTPRacing#19
11-06-2002, 05:33 PM
pecker head
Ryan
11-06-2002, 05:36 PM
All over
KP's lil'300
11-06-2002, 05:55 PM
One time in bandcamp I built a potato gun, and shot him in the gonads, then his left nut fell off and rolled into a pile of shicaka and all of the chickens began to look at your mom. The farmers felt they went into the hippies porno store and got on her back and rode a 450EX that was built and beat by an ATC70 by ten inches because he tripped over a post whore (catsor) and then the hippie got some massive roost in his penis hole and said "That feels like a doorknob in my penis hole." Now he got onto EXRIDERS.com and a killer looked at him and said "I like you", then he beat him off all night long. Now we get together and discover things to suck, that make us happy, we never got tired of usin a penis with a vacuum's hose attachment that ripped it off then he licks a lollypop while makin a "magic brownie" and a cookie, then he drops a sack of beans in Oklahoma because he licked a pecker head all over.....

lets see how funny we can get it to be. KP

...the top...
Black400
11-06-2002, 05:58 PM
sucked it
Black400
11-06-2002, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by 93 300ex
i was just lookin for some ridin buddies, cuse i live in north west ark. and i have like 3 people to ride wit.

I have only on to ride with:( :mad: :eek:
Sparks425Ex
11-06-2002, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Metalquadrider
sucked it

really fast....
phatswinn
11-06-2002, 06:34 PM
ok i gotta make this clear

oklahoma is my favorite word of the year, last year it was osteoporsis i live in rochester ny, but i would love to live in oklahoma... anyone wanna adopt a 16 yr old?
Black400
11-06-2002, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by NACS425Ex


really fast....


Then Choked
Ryan
11-06-2002, 06:40 PM
On THE
TC17
11-06-2002, 06:42 PM
spoon full
Black400
11-06-2002, 06:44 PM
of *****
TC17
11-06-2002, 06:47 PM
(i was waiting for you to say that!:blah)

then she...
Black400
11-06-2002, 06:51 PM
Queifed loudly

Sorry about the spelling
KP's lil'300
11-06-2002, 07:32 PM
and it
TC17
11-06-2002, 07:33 PM
made her
Fender Bender
11-06-2002, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by KP's lil'300
and it

(smelt like a) TUNA FACTORY
JOEX
11-06-2002, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by JabberJaw
shut up

Well said
Ex_Rider43
11-06-2002, 08:51 PM
but then