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10-31-2002, 08:09 AM
I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers but I believe it to be true...


One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to
his buddy Norm.Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members." "In much the same way, the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake
of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the
slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of
beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine." That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
MILF_HUNTER
10-31-2002, 08:11 AM
cheers rico
il drink to that
Texan32
10-31-2002, 08:13 AM
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! I always knew alcohol was good for ya:p
NTPRacing#19
10-31-2002, 08:15 AM
CHEERS TO THE KING
spincr4hire
10-31-2002, 08:16 AM
good theory, but if we are smarter after a few cold ones, why do we think ugly & fat chicks are hot? :eek: :D
knighttime
10-31-2002, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by spincr4hire
good theory, but if we are smarter after a few cold ones, why do we think ugly & fat chicks are hot? :eek: :D

actually u dont, u just wanna get laid more and trick yourself that they r hot, lmfao :eek:
knighttime
10-31-2002, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by NTPRacing#19
CHEERS TO THE KING

CHEERS :D
CHAUNCY
10-31-2002, 08:43 AM
lol
The more you drink the smarter you get.
DEAL
10-31-2002, 09:00 AM
lol , i like that one.
RiPPiNiTuP7
10-31-2002, 09:38 AM
LMFAO! Nice one :blah
upstate rider
10-31-2002, 10:05 AM
That was good Rico:D
10-31-2002, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by spincr4hire
good theory, but if we are smarter after a few cold ones, why do we think ugly & fat chicks are hot? :eek: :D

That's because after a few beers you do get smarter but you also put your beer goggles on to help you see better as your vision becomes blurry or doubled..:devil
YLW400
10-31-2002, 10:13 AM
It makes you smarter in the since that you know you can get the FAT girl.... You would have to be stupid to try and go for the hottest one and get shot down!!:eek: :devil :D
upstate rider
10-31-2002, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by YLW400
It makes you smarter in the since that you know you can get the FAT girl.... You would have to be stupid to try and go for the hottest one and get shot down!!:eek: :devil :D Is that why they say candy dandy but liquor quicker?
Striker49
10-31-2002, 03:38 PM
ROFLMFAO. That theory is great. :D
Pappy
10-31-2002, 03:51 PM
awesome.........bout time someone put it one paper:D
Rip_Tear
10-31-2002, 04:04 PM
I used to watch "Cheers" everyday! I remember that!
worm
10-31-2002, 04:04 PM
doing a fat ugly girl is proof that you get smarter after drinking... as befor eyou wouldnt want to talk to this girl and now you finally relize pu%%% is pu###
2K1 300EX
10-31-2002, 07:16 PM
I take it you were bored or drunk when you wrote this Rico; but I agree...I'm drinking to that right now.
10-31-2002, 07:24 PM
lmfao, that ugly chick thing was hilarious
YLW400
11-01-2002, 06:44 AM
I am a firm believer in my theory.......It has been proven many times again....LMAO:devil
skinrider440
11-01-2002, 07:34 AM
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER-HOLDER
chavez
11-01-2002, 08:04 AM
fresh off the press
DRUG WARNING! Men, please read carefully!

Police warn all clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting bar regulars to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females
to target unsuspecting men. In the Northeast this drug is often
referred by it's street name "Blue" (as in sure, I'll have a Blue) The
drug is in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes
in bottles, cans, and large containers called "kegs."

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units
of "beer", and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men
are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally
be attracted. Men may awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what
happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that
something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been
reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to
entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and
punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more
susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered
by the predatory female.


Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you
fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the women administering it,
there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can
discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank
manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. Just look up "exriders.com" in the browser of your computer.
Knight440
11-01-2002, 11:50 AM
ROFLMFAO
OutlawEX
11-01-2002, 12:15 PM
lmfao