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JabberJaw
10-27-2001, 09:08 PM
These are just a few ideas I wanted to share with all you EX riders out there that enjoy racing.. I use them when I race and I have placed nothing less than 1st every time.

Tip 1 (2 step)
Step 1 - Before the race starts be sure to rub a generous amount of vasoline on each competitors seat cover.
Step 2 - Remove thier footpegs.

Tip 2
Fill thier tires with water. (this slows them down quite a bit)

Tip 3
Pour bubble soap into thier exhaust pipe until completely full.

Tip 4
Put a small amount of Ben-Gay into thier goggles.

Tip 5
Place a small amount of NAIR in thier helmet.

Tip 6
Place a generous amount of oil on the outside of thier exhaust pipe. (classic)

Tip 7 (really evil, sorry mom)
Pee in thier gas tank. (water works ok too)

Final Tip
Ride fast, even after they hand you the trophy!

51
10-27-2001, 09:11 PM
lol...i'll have to try this next time i race...lol

trx400ex
10-27-2001, 09:28 PM
im doin it

Smoker
10-28-2001, 01:11 AM
JabberJaw, you forgot replace their grips with banana peels and hide their clothes.

trueblue450
10-28-2001, 08:39 AM
Ahhah.. I gotta try that with my friends first. Nice one Jabber.

Tommy 17
10-28-2001, 11:04 AM
jabber ur the funniest. haha i gotta try that next year wonder if i wil get a dq haha. haha go around and take all thier seats and rear fenders. go up and unplug a wire on there quad so it won't start. man we are gettin to be prick racers win at any cost. haha. jabbers made us all bad.

JabberJaw
11-21-2002, 10:15 PM
400ex21 has been winning races ever since he read this post! hmmmmm.....

quadman
11-21-2002, 11:03 PM
MAN YOUR INSANE

Davids440ex
11-22-2002, 01:02 AM
whats the fun of having no Competition.

OCCRA288
11-22-2002, 10:02 AM
You forgot a few:

Loosen handlebar clamps, steal a bolt from each if necessary.

Add premix to their gas, fouling plugs on a four stroke is bad stuff.

Don't forget to glue a womans wig to the outside of your competitors helmet.

tants
11-22-2002, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by OCCRA288
You forgot a few:

Loosen handlebar clamps, steal a bolt from each if necessary.

Add premix to their gas, fouling plugs on a four stroke is bad stuff.

Don't forget to glue a womans wig to the outside of your competitors helmet.

lol

Ryan
11-22-2002, 08:23 PM
That is great! lol, I would take out the swingarm bolt, and maybe looen the wheels alot and take out the pin for the rear shock, hahaha that will work

jaspurx
11-22-2002, 08:35 PM
do not forget to cut the brake lines or , loosen the bleeders! maybe stick a 1/4 in. steel rod through the rear rotor holes? cut the batery wire? superglue on the seat? remove the shifter`s locking bolt? or the ever classic police-station prank.... steal the lug-nuts?

quadman
11-22-2002, 09:47 PM
how about filling their exhaust with water, that has to make some type of distracting smell

QuadTrix6
11-23-2002, 11:43 AM
i just turn there gas off :blah leaves em clueless

airheadedduner
11-23-2002, 02:48 PM
My favorite is when I am spending a long weekend at the dunes with friends is to sneak out at night and turn their paddles backwards.:devil Funny how long it takes them to notice. Screwing in their throttle stops is always funny for a little while too.

GT300
11-25-2002, 04:56 PM
Put Vasaline under their grips so they just spin on the bars.

Ryan
11-25-2002, 05:59 PM
Well when im at the track I will be sure to try this, lol. You could loosen the handle bars just so when their jump comes and they land hard the bars fly down. You still need competition just alittle boost! :p

Sportrax10
11-25-2002, 06:29 PM
i just turn there gas off leaves em clueless
lol so simple...... yet so EVIL :devil :devil :devil

airheadedduner
11-26-2002, 12:45 AM
Spraying armorall(sp?) on their seat works good too, that stuff is slick.