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Nausty
10-20-2002, 06:07 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1868814568


this guy is a m:eek:r:eek:n

"Many people have called me names and said that I can't speak english but I did not say I was a english teacher. I said I was selling a car. A 96 Toyota Celica "

"No large objects, such as animals or stop signs, were ever hit"

"The tires don't go flat a lot "

"The fuel injectors have never stuck open and leaked into the intake manifold causing the car not to start. That was looked into but it never happened. My uncle had his truck parked in front of mine and it was leaking. Not my car"
Wired
10-20-2002, 06:13 PM
a 4 cylinder beating a viper???? :huh

this guy needs help bad!!! there is no "potential" for this car PERIOD! :rolleyes:
own2424
10-20-2002, 06:15 PM
Ha, what a wierdo. They gotta monitor this kinda crap on ebay...hahaha!
brink400
10-20-2002, 06:16 PM
"Let me make this REAL clear to all of the idiots who emailed me and everyone else who has yet to do so...this car has the
POTENTIAL
to beat Viper's and Vette's. What is so hard about understanding that? POTENTIAL. You stupid idiots.
"

I like that part. haha :D
Knight440
10-20-2002, 06:16 PM
:huh :huh :huh :huh whats this guy smoking:confused:
Castor-426ex
10-20-2002, 06:16 PM
wow..lol a 100 mile warranty thats a vote of confidence:D
10-20-2002, 06:18 PM
who is that guy?? i'm interested
j/k by the way
YamaWarr0121
10-20-2002, 06:19 PM
This car has never been fully airborne or raced off road. The right rear may have come off but only by about 6 inches or so. There are some indentations in the floor mat from the gas pedal but that is the way it goes.

thats uhh always good?!? haha what a stupidarse
CHAUNCY
10-20-2002, 06:24 PM
he reduced the awrranty to 60 miles
lol
Striker49
10-20-2002, 06:25 PM
One more thing. This car can, I repeat, CAN beat any corvette or viper out there. If you have a corvette or viper, take it out there and try it. I have driven this car fast but not really so the engine is very good kept condition.

WTF?! Its a 4-banger! :huh I have never see anything like it. I was ROFL through the whole description. That was great, makes you wonder if he did that on purpose. :)
Nausty
10-20-2002, 06:27 PM
Yah i figured you guys would like it. Yeah it wouldn't surprise me if it was just a joke but dang that would be funny if it was real.
CHAUNCY
10-20-2002, 06:29 PM
o my bad
Its not 60 its a hundred
I didnt read it all
Knight440
10-20-2002, 06:29 PM
now whats this have to do with selling car:huh :huh :huh
wyndzer
10-20-2002, 06:31 PM
I think that is funny as crap.
CHAUNCY
10-20-2002, 06:33 PM
did the video work for you ?
It didnt work for me
Knight440
10-20-2002, 06:33 PM
yeah it was in quick time make sure you have it......
flyin#5
10-20-2002, 06:34 PM
oh man this guy is messed up! i have a celica and even though they are very quick, light and have great handling they will not beat a vette or a viper.
Nausty
10-20-2002, 06:37 PM
"click to see video"

uh what video?
Juggalo
10-20-2002, 06:38 PM
did you notice if you highlight the text there is some invisible words like vin diesel nude xxx and stuff..its funny just highlight all the words and you'll see the ones that are white lettering on the white background.
Knight440
10-20-2002, 06:40 PM
about half way down the page right above where he starts talking about the e-mails and this guy is calling other poeple Idoits:huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh
10-20-2002, 06:42 PM
thats crazy, i cant beleieve he actually wrote all that stuff. the worst part is that people have acutally bidded on it!
DEAL
10-20-2002, 06:46 PM
"Let me make this REAL clear to all of the idiots who emailed me and everyone else who has yet to do so...this car has the
POTENTIAL
to beat Viper's and Vette's. What is so hard about understanding that? POTENTIAL. You stupid idiots."


LMFAO!!
TC17
10-20-2002, 06:46 PM
"I always wait until the car is fully stopped before I put the car into another gear."

LMGDFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is hilarious! i can't stop laughin! what's he do drive it in first gear and have the right rear fall off 6 inches?

"The car is a Japanese car that was built in Japan but driven in US."

???:huh if he doesn't know English then he shouldnt live in America!

"I have received a few (hundreds) emails about my auction."

i'm sure he did!:blah

"The top goes down by a button and when you are done it goes right back up. Just press the button and it will go."

"...did your mom drop you a lot"
him, definitly! :devil
flaneledholes
10-20-2002, 06:47 PM
I felt kinda sorry for the guy, everyone always e-mailing him with all there smart remarks... So I bidded for the car to try and help him out.:rolleyes: ;) :p

Nah, but, it hasnt been COMPLETLEY airborne, just about 6inches or so... I was in the floor rollin!!!!!!!
TC17
10-20-2002, 06:50 PM
i'm going to email this thread to some friends. this is so freaking funny!
ridered86
10-20-2002, 06:55 PM
"I wanna get this straight right now, everything works like a good used car."


at least hes honest:rolleyes:
beerock
10-20-2002, 07:08 PM
dude the hidden text is funny!!!!!!!!!
own2424
10-20-2002, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Juggalo
did you notice if you highlight the text there is some invisible words like vin diesel nude xxx and stuff..its funny just highlight all the words and you'll see the ones that are white lettering on the white background. Ha, thats HILARIOUS! "Sex, my mother hits me"...hahaha
DMC mx400ex
10-20-2002, 07:22 PM
60 mile warranty. You bid on it, you buy it. If this is a gift, I will put on a bow on it and lie for tax purposes. (If you win)
TC17
10-20-2002, 07:25 PM
lol! then you don't have to pay him!:devil. it has to be a joke cause the highlighted stuff. but that is still funny!Location

Delaware, PA
Country/Region United States/Philadelphia

???


:confused:
Knight440
10-20-2002, 07:25 PM
http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~attse/honduh.htm

Freind just sent me that is that the guy from e-bay tring to sell the car:huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh
TC17
10-20-2002, 07:36 PM
that is awesume! i like the guy with the supper bulgging eye! he's awesume! yeah stickers do a lot. if you put stickers on the other side of the car then you'll have 2 chicks. then they'll fight and you'll have none! lol.:)
own2424
10-20-2002, 07:40 PM
My friend has one of those mini modders, he has an integra type-r and civic si...sweet!
brink400
10-20-2002, 07:50 PM
HAHA! ROFLMFAO! That hidden text is hilarious...
10-20-2002, 09:04 PM
moron lol
VooDuu Child
10-21-2002, 06:29 AM
Yeah, it's just crazy what technology can do eh? Just like them there Z400's, hehehehe, lovin my Z.
Nausty
10-21-2002, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by brink400
HAHA! ROFLMFAO! That hidden text is hilarious...

lol yah that was funny, so do you guys think its setup or what?
TC17
10-21-2002, 04:07 PM
has to be. but it was really really funny!:D :D
own2424
10-21-2002, 05:14 PM
Yea, its setup! Ummm...somebody go bid on it! :D
DGR Designs
10-21-2002, 05:24 PM
wtf:huh the only way that will EVER beat a vette or viper is with a WHOLE NEW DAMN NASCAR ENGINE or something like that. what a bonehead. lol
bigbadbrad
10-21-2002, 06:18 PM
the ebay link is not working for me it goes to the sitte and then says some other stuff and no car and funny stuff
250exen
10-21-2002, 06:19 PM
man, it dosent work for me. it says that the item number never existed?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?:confused:
DMC mx400ex
10-21-2002, 06:30 PM
ebay deleted it...
10-21-2002, 07:06 PM
haha, YEA THEY DID cuz he insulted the ebay members buy calling them IDIOTS. HAHAHA