Quotes

[kawi_kfx13]

hey...can you guys help me out with a few quotes..i gota do a stupid yearbook and have to have some kind of a quote and i dont really got one ...so it would be great if u could post a few

[CRich[814]]

live life, get paid, get laid.

[97blaster200]

"it does what it's told"

[wvspeedfreak]

"If you don't chew Big Red gum...........F**k You"



:D

[CRich[814]]

for the time ive been on this site, this is the only thread that has made my eyes water because i was laughing so hard.


Originally posted by 97blaster200
"it does what it's told"

made me instantly think of a weird *** half tranni making out with a small dog screaming to a girl in a hole.


Originally posted by wvspeedfreak
"If you don't chew Big Red gum...........F**k You"

thats just one of the funniest movies ive seen.

[Toadz400]

My personal favorite that I made up myself.....

"I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass."

[yamaha250f]

I have a famous one I posted befor

"Just stay in school and plow"

[JOEX]

Originally posted by Toadz400
My personal favorite that I made up myself.....

"I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass."
It's good to have a dream....... Keep up the positive thinking:devil:

[jokester]

"beauty is only a light switch away"

[underpowered]

"I want to leave this world the same way i came into it, screaming and covered in blood"

"to be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid"

"everyone crashes, some get up, some don't, some can't"

"hit it doing a hunerd, your gonna make it one way or another"

"I'd rather be lucky than good any day"

"she's a three bagger: one for you, one for her, and one incase a buddy walks in on ya"

[firefighterjosh]

"If winning isn't everything, Why do they keep score?"

-Vince Lombardi

[Ace Sixx]

Why can't I be rich instead of well-hung?

[chris46250r]

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes plumb to the bone.

I'd put more meat in that than old folks put in turnip greens.

[parkers30]

"everyone dies, but not everyone truely lives"

[mxdad]

First off, I think FFjosh has the best one from Vince Lombardi

But here are a few more...

I saw one in some guy's sig one time that was prety cool

"If you let off for a second, that's where you will end up"

or from some dunb movie...

"Second is just the first loser"

and one from an old t-shirt from back in the day...

"Only users lose drugs"

Here's a few more I found...

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali

The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
Ernie Banks

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
Charles Barkley

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra

and another of my favorites...

You win some, lose some, and wreck some.
Dale Earnhardt

[Predator Slim]

Reality is merely a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

[parkers30]

"Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines"
- Enzo Ferrari

"The client is not always right."
- Enzo Ferrari

This website has alot of good quotes:
http://haxor.dk/articles/quotes.html

[DF400ex]

Originally posted by Ace Sixx
Why can't I be rich instead of well-hung?

That's what I'm saying haha

[jiffers]

my theory

"i going to reject reality and replace it with my own"

[chris46250r]

Me and my wife had words last night, but I didnt get to use mine.

[tgreenz400]

"Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to."

[trx400EXtreme]

"it isn't premarridle sex if you dont plan on getting married":devil:

-drew cary

[MO-EX-RIDER]

"if you cant remember it, it never really happened"

"sniff it, lick it, stick it, drop kick it"

"eatin' aint cheatin'"

[400exrider707]

Everytime you run wheel spacers or flipped rims.... god kills a kitten.:o

[m.h.s.c.#527]

the tree of liberty occasionally must be watered with the blood of revolution

Thomas Jefferson

[elite ATV1]

Ride em hard, Put em away wet.:macho

[DF400ex]

Freedom is not ours by inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation
-Ronald Reagan

God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to guard and defent it.
-Daniel Webster

I heard a voice of the Lord saying whome shall I send and who will go for us? And I spoke saying 'Here I am, send me'.
-Isaiah 6:8

He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression.
-Thomas Pane

So we will fight them there, we will fight them across the world, and we will stay in the fight until the fight is won.
-President George W. Bush

[mx1791]

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens"

[<DRS>GPF]

Have a nice, hot, steaming cup of SHUT THE HELL UP!! :)

or

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. " - Billy Madison's principal.

[DF400ex]

"Pain is temporary, pride is forever"

[atvRiDa400ex]

"To live without risk is to risk not living"

thats what i live by every day!!

[JOEX]

Let's try to keep this out of the gutter:)

[moto04racing]

Pain is only weakness leaving the body

[hetrick_racing9]

practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so why practice?

[hetrick_racing9]

practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so why practice?

[hetrick_racing9]

practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so why practice?

[Conman007]

My year book has a lot of quotes to but the students made them up. But I got a good one

"If you aint first, your last"
-Ricky Bobby

[mxdad]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman :D :D :D

[DF400ex]

What makes the green grass grow... blood, bright red blood.