What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?

[mephyst]

One of the stupidest things I've ever done was going about 65mph down a steep hill meaning to drop my suburban into 3rd-2nd gear so I wouldn't have to slam on my breaks so much and I accidentally shifted up and it skipped neutral right into reverse... Wow. I still feel like a complete moron and this happened about a year ago. Luckily, the car had some sort of safety feature and nothing happened. It was totally embarrassing because I was with all of my friends and 3 hot chicks on the way to go snowboarding. lol.

The car shut off and I lost power everything... so it was pretty freaky. I had my foot pushing into that break sooo hard. Then I came to a stop and had to restart the car.

[gilliam2364]

one time i farted in public. lol jk.

[mach1stang]

Originally posted by gilliam2364
one time i farted in public. lol jk.

man you crazy man!!!:eek2: :eek2:

[esr250r86]

One time I had my small bicycle kicker ram set up under my porch and I jumped it and hit my head up on the roof reinforcements and I cut the top of my head and was bleeding like crazy. Not to mention I have a small bald spot on top of my head now.lol.:)

[EX lvr]

one time right after i had got the exhaust done on my truck, i saw one of my buddies so i went to put my truck in nuetral to give him a little music. went up one click to far (into reverse) and i found out i didnt have some fancy lockout for it. i was goin almost 40, both back tires locked up (schreeeeeeeeeeeeeeschhchc) i was like o **** and threw it back in drive. that was almost 6 months ago and havent had any major problems with my tranny soooo i guess nothing huge happend. grabs 3rd alil hard wen its cold tho

[xtullyx16]

Well this is pretty embarrasing.. i was following my friends brother to their house.. and they were driving in a 2x4 honda civic hatch and i was in my s10 and they turned left on a road and tried to lose me .. so i sped up cause we were just goofin around and when i turned the corner i didnt kno they're was gravel there and i spun out and tail whipped right then left then right (almost had it in control) but i slid into a steep ditch i couldnt get out of ... but luckily there was a guy with a tracter and he pulled me out.. needless to say my friends came back and started laughin at me:ermm:

[Gray33]

alright this is pretty stuiped but i learnt from it lol


I was 12 years old and i had a ktm 65 dirt bike and i was on my cousins track (this is the first time i ever rode) i turn and jump a 50-60 jump in the highest gear full throtle and when i was in the air about high has some little trees i press the kill switch yes the stuiped this i have ever did. Ended up breaking my collar bone into 2 differnt place but my bike was safe..

[03warriorrider]

not me but my dad was in or rv trying to get the metal pole out for the table that folds down to a bed. anyways he got the table top of but couldn't get the pole out of the flor so he sat on the bench seat surrounding it and pulled as hard as he could.... well it came out but nailed him in the forehead leaving a hude round cut that was gushing blood. it was hilarious when it happedned, figured i'd share

[trick250r]

i think i win the stupidity award...



i was in lowes one day for some electrical tape and my buddy gets the bright idea that it would be cool to have one of those electric wheelchairs. he gets on it and starts messing around in the store and then i buy the tape and go out to the car. i get in my car and hes comming out of the store on the wheelchair. i thought hed park it in the lot but no he decides to ride it out of the parking lot. i thought it was a stupid idea and that he was just joking but at this point i KNEW it was stupid and that he wasnt joking. i leave him there and i go home (only about 1 1/4 miles away) and he calls me saying hes cold, is about a 1/2 mile away from my house and wants a ride. i leave my house and go to pick him up and hes got this thing on the sidewalk so i figure why not take it for a spin. ok ive had my fun and jon's all warmed up so he gets back on the wheelchair and i get back in my car and go home. he knows the passcode to my garage ( it has since been changed) so he opened the garage door and drove the wheelchair in (through the snow) to my garage. he calls me and i almost didnt pick up bc i was a little fed up with him wanting to steal this thing but i picked up and he said check in your garage. i walk out to my garage and hes standing there with a lowes motorized wheelchair. im pissed so i take him home after i yell at him. when i get back, there just happens to be 3 cop cars and a lowes flatbed at my house. to shorten this up a bit... the charges were going to be grand larceny and receiving stolen property. luckily it was the day before my 17th b day (at 17 they can begin to try you as an adult) so because i was only 16, lowes decided not press any charges but im never allowed in a lowes again. after everything i went through by not giving names to the cops (thats not me, im not a narc) jon gets pissed bc he said i made him drive it to my house or whatever. now i dont talk to the kid and im lowes-less. now they call me scooter bc they put an article in the paper about a scooter from lowes being stolen. my grilfriends mom is a news reporter so i got a cal from her asking what the hell i did when she read the police report. i was the talk of channel 7 news for a week. but moral of the story, realize who your friends are.

[Hondaracing819]

when i was like 10 a bunch of my friends had a kicker ramp set up at a kids house and we were all like jumping it with our bikes. Well i got this idea that i thought i could do a back flip and i was going to try it. i went off the ramp and fully commited and landed on my head and the bike landed on top of me.... I layed there for like a full hour but i was ok

[mephyst]

LOL. trick250r. That's pretty funny man.

[mat1977]

I got married @26 yrs old!!lol:D

[underpowered]

Originally posted by mat1977
I got married @26 yrs old!!lol:D

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[mat1977]

LOL!!!WTF,I didnt see that sign!!

[dunnonuttin]

last night i tripped over one of my moms stupid candle stands and hit my head on the corner of the door frame. it knocked me unconscious and my head was bleeding i wake up to blood on the floor. had a major head ache but im good, the knot on my head stuck out about a half inch

[JJs450r]

pee'd on electric horse fince :-/ no fun hurts the boys

[Honda#4]

My parents were looking for something at Home Depot and so my brother comes up to me with a tape measure and he said "lets see how far we can pull it out" so we did and got it around 25' feet and just when I looked at him the dumb*** let the sucker go and the end of the tap measure broke off and few into the air never did find the end piece, mean while that happened the tape measure was like spinning Mach 10.

I know this probably ain't stupid but it sure was funny as hell, I just about blew a head gasket.

[HB416EX]

I was 17 I stole a dress shirt from Macys.When I walked out of the store I saw 2 security gaurds looking at me.I ran out of the mall,into the parking lot almost got away.A third security officer in a car tried to stop me.I punched him by then the other 2 security officers had come and taken me down.I got charged with petty theft and assault and battery.I had to do 20 days community service and pay $600,very stupid.

[I-7]

Originally posted by trick250r
i think i win the stupidity award...



i was in lowes one day for some electrical tape and my buddy gets the bright idea that it would be cool to have one of those electric wheelchairs. he gets on it and starts messing around in the store and then i buy the tape and go out to the car. i get in my car and hes comming out of the store on the wheelchair. i thought hed park it in the lot but no he decides to ride it out of the parking lot. i thought it was a stupid idea and that he was just joking but at this point i KNEW it was stupid and that he wasnt joking. i leave him there and i go home (only about 1 1/4 miles away) and he calls me saying hes cold, is about a 1/2 mile away from my house and wants a ride. i leave my house and go to pick him up and hes got this thing on the sidewalk so i figure why not take it for a spin. ok ive had my fun and jon's all warmed up so he gets back on the wheelchair and i get back in my car and go home. he knows the passcode to my garage ( it has since been changed) so he opened the garage door and drove the wheelchair in (through the snow) to my garage. he calls me and i almost didnt pick up bc i was a little fed up with him wanting to steal this thing but i picked up and he said check in your garage. i walk out to my garage and hes standing there with a lowes motorized wheelchair. im pissed so i take him home after i yell at him. when i get back, there just happens to be 3 cop cars and a lowes flatbed at my house. to shorten this up a bit... the charges were going to be grand larceny and receiving stolen property. luckily it was the day before my 17th b day (at 17 they can begin to try you as an adult) so because i was only 16, lowes decided not press any charges but im never allowed in a lowes again. after everything i went through by not giving names to the cops (thats not me, im not a narc) jon gets pissed bc he said i made him drive it to my house or whatever. now i dont talk to the kid and im lowes-less. now they call me scooter bc they put an article in the paper about a scooter from lowes being stolen. my grilfriends mom is a news reporter so i got a cal from her asking what the hell i did when she read the police report. i was the talk of channel 7 news for a week. but moral of the story, realize who your friends are.




Thats pretty funny. Life goes on though.

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by gilliam2364
one time i farted in public. lol jk.


lmfao...my mom did that about 3 months ago at the rite aid. it was the funniest thing in the world...and the worst part was that she just started to laugh after she did it :blah:


the stupidest thing i have ever done was try to race a LT-R 450 through the woods...we were neck and neck though lol

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by JJs450r
pee'd on electric horse fince :-/ no fun hurts the boys


lmfao

[tat900]

had argument on this site

i remember i was playing tag and i was running away from my brother and i look back to see how close he was to me and right when i turned my head back around to look forward i ran RIGHT into the sliding glass door

[trx400EXtreme]

one time i was riding my bike with my friends.( it was when i was like 10), but any i was staring at a really nice car going by and i hit a parked car. my parents had to pay for the kid sixe dent i put in the door.:p :blah: :rolleyes:

[MX MaNiAc 06]

Called my friends over to see this jump i was doing. You had to climb a rock pile 3rd gear pinned then clear 20-30' to the other side. Well my nerf bar hit the side of the take off and the quad went upside down in the air. I bailed from about 10' high then had to roll down the hill to avoid being run over from my quad rolling at me.

This was the first time i rode with the one kid and he still brings it up every time we go riding. The other kid was used to it though. lol

[dunnonuttin]

Originally posted by trick250r
i think i win the stupidity award...



i was in lowes one day for some electrical tape and my buddy gets the bright idea that it would be cool to have one of those electric wheelchairs. he gets on it and starts messing around in the store and then i buy the tape and go out to the car. i get in my car and hes comming out of the store on the wheelchair. i thought hed park it in the lot but no he decides to ride it out of the parking lot. i thought it was a stupid idea and that he was just joking but at this point i KNEW it was stupid and that he wasnt joking. i leave him there and i go home (only about 1 1/4 miles away) and he calls me saying hes cold, is about a 1/2 mile away from my house and wants a ride. i leave my house and go to pick him up and hes got this thing on the sidewalk so i figure why not take it for a spin. ok ive had my fun and jon's all warmed up so he gets back on the wheelchair and i get back in my car and go home. he knows the passcode to my garage ( it has since been changed) so he opened the garage door and drove the wheelchair in (through the snow) to my garage. he calls me and i almost didnt pick up bc i was a little fed up with him wanting to steal this thing but i picked up and he said check in your garage. i walk out to my garage and hes standing there with a lowes motorized wheelchair. im pissed so i take him home after i yell at him. when i get back, there just happens to be 3 cop cars and a lowes flatbed at my house. to shorten this up a bit... the charges were going to be grand larceny and receiving stolen property. luckily it was the day before my 17th b day (at 17 they can begin to try you as an adult) so because i was only 16, lowes decided not press any charges but im never allowed in a lowes again. after everything i went through by not giving names to the cops (thats not me, im not a narc) jon gets pissed bc he said i made him drive it to my house or whatever. now i dont talk to the kid and im lowes-less. now they call me scooter bc they put an article in the paper about a scooter from lowes being stolen. my grilfriends mom is a news reporter so i got a cal from her asking what the hell i did when she read the police report. i was the talk of channel 7 news for a week. but moral of the story, realize who your friends are. haha my friend did that when we were in ohio this past september for a national. we were at food lion and while our parents were inside, we were ridin bikes through the parkin lot and he says "ill be right back" and i was like ok and he comes back 10 minutes later on one of those electric handicap scooters and he is running into everything with it even other peoples cars and there are other people there that was racing the national too and they were just laughing their arses off the whole time he did it. and then later at the hotel, i let a drunk dude ride my bike down the hallway, he was like can i ride that bike and i was like sure come out side and you can ride it and he says no i wanna ride it in here so i was like uuuhhh ok and he takes off down the hall and hit the wall with the bar ends and was knockin holes in it everywhere so as soon as he was done i kinda left in a hurry to my room haha

[premiumtommy]

man do i regret this

couple years ago my buddy cheated on his g/f and being a girl she gets all upset and crying. well we were hanging out at the time and i could have totally fu**ed her right then and there. but being the good friend i am, i just listened. damn i am a pu**y.

man she is soo hot. everytime we hang out i get the feeling she wants a go around. but she had to go and get married

damn she is soo hot

[unsinew]

stuck it where it don't belong. lol

[trick250r]

Originally posted by unsinew
stuck it where it don't belong. lol


hmm... well, thats your choice. i mean i understand if you wanna swing that way... a lot of people dont but its cool man. its up to you.

[mephyst]

Originally posted by unsinew
stuck it where it don't belong. lol

Hey buddy it's all free game if it's a lady... but if it's a guy... well... I don't really care. lol.

[HB416EX]

Originally posted by premiumtommy
man do i regret this

couple years ago my buddy cheated on his g/f and being a girl she gets all upset and crying. well we were hanging out at the time and i could have totally fu**ed her right then and there. but being the good friend i am, i just listened. damn i am a pu**y.

man she is soo hot. everytime we hang out i get the feeling she wants a go around. but she had to go and get married

damn she is soo hot

You're a little b*tch,you should have banged her.

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by HB416EX
You're a little b*tch,you should have banged her.


calling a guy a b*tch is kinda weird IMO

[450rcrazy022692]

idk if its "THE" stupidest but its definitly up there.... One night i was with older kids i usually dont hang with and they were all drinking and me trying to be cool i over drink and get BLITZED instead of a buzz and i wake up in this kids house like wtf and hes like last night was CRAZY and im like i dont remember alot of it what happeded and hes like we broke into the school and spray painted "_____'s (our principle) a *****" on everywall and then ______ set off the alarm and we went up on the hill and watched mad cops and firetrucks come and then we pce'd through the woods......turned out people were narcing and the cops got my name and i have AES for the rest of the year with 2 other kids.....

This is a funnier one........we took a whole family vacation to disney and there happened to be a cheerleading contest there and i was told to push my 6 month old cousin in the carrage for my aunt cause she was getting tired so im walking and this cheerleading team from georgia comes walking by and i turn around to go check out this chicks *** and i ran right into a curb with the carrage and the carrage falls over and i fell to and all the cheerleaders were staring at me like look at that moron....finally i got all red and took the key and went back to the hotel room and to this day my family still doesnt let that go

[Kickstarts-suck]

Checked the chain slack while my 4 wheeler was running and I was sitting on it....... OUCH!

[CRich[814]]

Originally posted by Kickstarts-suck
Checked the chain slack while my 4 wheeler was running and I was sitting on it....... OUCH!

i saw you replied to this, and i knew you were going to say that. you know you have to put up the pic man haha.

[Kickstarts-suck]

Originally posted by CRich[814]
i saw you replied to this, and i knew you were going to say that. you know you have to put up the pic man haha.

lmao ok

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3550/dsc00074nt1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3016/dsc00075sg2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Its all healed up now but I have nerve damage and hurts like hell when I bang it or something.

[suzukiray]

Kickstarts suck WINS!!! That is by FAR the STUPIDEST!!! Ray.

Originally posted by Kickstarts-suck
lmao ok

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3550/dsc00074nt1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3016/dsc00075sg2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Its all healed up now but I have nerve damage and hurts like hell when I bang it or something.

did it go between the sprocket and chain?

[Kickstarts-suck]

Originally posted by nacs420
did it go between the sprocket and chain?

yep lol

my foot hit shifter when I reached down to check the chain slack and it pulled it through the sprocket.

Originally posted by Kickstarts-suck
yep lol

my foot hit shifter when I reached down to check the chain slack and it pulled it through the sprocket.

Just think if you would have got it at the nuckle. It would have pulled your finger in half :eek2:

[premiumtommy]

Originally posted by nacs420
Just think if you would have got it at the nuckle. It would have pulled your finger in half :eek2:

my buddy did this on his gsxr

he was cleaning the chain w/ the bike on the stand and running. the rag got caught and he took half his thumb off.

[400EXtreme]

ive done to many to pick just 1

Originally posted by premiumtommy
my buddy did this on his gsxr

he was cleaning the chain w/ the bike on the stand and running. the rag got caught and he took half his thumb off.

Getting a finger in between a chain and sprocket have always been one of my fears. I had it happen to me once but it was a pocket bike and the chain and sprocket are really small with really small teath so when my finger went in it only put a hole in my finger.

[Grant Casey]

u crazy

[tgreenz400]

prolly when i stopped paying attention when me n my cousin were racing...wooo