Looking for text-message jokes

[wilkin250r]

I have a few. The last one I have is:

I found a hooker that charges by the inch. I obviously can't afford her, but I figured it might be a cheap night out for you!!



Racy jokes are good, insulting jokes are even better. If it's REALLY dirty, or racist, PM them to me.

[Jblazin98]

I dont know about jokes but I get alot of dirty pics with funny sounds on them...I also it alot of funny, pornographic vidoes...if you have Verizon Wireless i can send you a bunch of them...

[3exrider23]

soem guy from work tected my dad the one day and the message said

hey chris i was the poilice just recovered a body with f***** up teeth, messed up hair, and was missing a brain. i was just textign you to see if you were alright

[wilkin250r]

Originally posted by Jblazin98
I dont know about jokes but I get alot of dirty pics with funny sounds on them...I also it alot of funny, pornographic vidoes...if you have Verizon Wireless i can send you a bunch of them...

I've got Cingular, but you should be able to send them to me anyways. I'm interested.

[wilkin250r]

C'mon, I know you people get text jokes. I can't find anything good online.

[416exmx]

Right now there are 2.3 million people having sex, 650,000 people huggin and kissin, 413,000 people holding hands, 189,000 people falling in love, and ONE lonely bastarcl reading this text message.



Not really a text joke, but one I heard the other day that was kinda funny:

This guy orders a hooker one night while in a hotel. The hooker gets to the door, walks in and finds the guy pleasuring himself on the bed. She looks at him funny. He says, "What, for $1,000 you didnt think you were gonna get the easy one did you?"

[JOEX]

I'm old and cell-less......

What makes a text message joke different?

[honduh440]

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

[mephyst]

Originally posted by honduh440
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Haaaaaaaaa. Got me.

[esr250r86]

Originally posted by honduh440
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. I just got owned.

[Villageidiott23]

HEY. call me ASAP. i just found out that some one you used to fool around with has an STD.

But dont worry i just saved a ton of money by switching my car insurance to geico...


you gotta send it in too parts haha

[Villageidiott23]

i mean TWO parts . derrrrrr

[derekhonda]

I got one sent to me a month ago or something, it was pretty funny:


Scientists have recently released a new statistic that 97% of gay people
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use their thumb to scroll down on their phone, you ***.


It was funny at the time, in my altered state of mind anyways.

[30liveStar]

Someone sent this to me the other day... Made me laugh.

i have three b*tches...
One that does my laundry and cooking.
One that i screw around with
and one that reads my text messages...

[TCracin440ex]

i got one the other day it was great

A pimp has 3 hoes...One Was suckin D**k, the 2nd hoe was stripping...and the 3rd hoe was reading this text not making my money

i also got one that goes like this

Its international cheer up a retard today...i dont care if you lick windows, screw farm animals or shyt yourself....your f-in special