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insaneracin2003
03-20-2007, 11:05 AM
anyone have any good Confusious jokes? let them fly.....
Confusious say-"man with hand in pocket, feels cocky all day"
Scro
03-20-2007, 11:38 AM
Confucious say - "Man that go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger"
premiumtommy
03-20-2007, 11:43 AM
Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
premiumtommy
03-20-2007, 11:43 AM
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless *******.
premiumtommy
03-20-2007, 11:44 AM
Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
premiumtommy
03-20-2007, 11:46 AM
Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
premiumtommy
03-20-2007, 11:47 AM
Elevator smell different to midget.
huntrjc
03-20-2007, 11:49 AM
"man standing on toilet...high on pot"
troyleepred719
03-20-2007, 12:03 PM
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
wilkin250r
03-20-2007, 12:42 PM
Man who run in front of ATV get tired, man who run behind ATV get exhausted.

Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
premiumtommy
03-20-2007, 12:46 PM
Girls who rides bicycle, peddles *** all over town.
Dupontster
03-20-2007, 12:47 PM
Confucious say: "Woman who fly upside down have crack up"
Dupontster
03-20-2007, 12:48 PM
Man who have hole in pocket feel cocky all day
Dupontster
03-20-2007, 12:50 PM
Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
Dupontster
03-20-2007, 12:51 PM
Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter
crazedape
03-20-2007, 12:52 PM
Virginity is like bubble, one prick all gone. Passionate kiss like spider web, it all leads to the undoing of the fly.
Dupontster
03-20-2007, 12:53 PM
Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honorable discharge.

This is all for now....:D
Hornbreaker
03-20-2007, 12:58 PM
Confusios say, American baseball very nice But how can man walk with four balls?
Hornbreaker
03-20-2007, 01:02 PM
Confusious also say Wen man screw girl on hill, not f---in level! He also say, When short man dance with tall girl- get Bust in mouth!!!
underpowered
03-20-2007, 02:35 PM
man who lay woman on ground, has piece on earth
underpowered
03-20-2007, 02:40 PM
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
trxwannbe
03-20-2007, 03:39 PM
man who drop watch in toilet have s****y time

man who marry woman with no bust have right to feel low down

a constipated man does not give a crap

to make egg roll..push it

war doesn't determine who is right...war determines who is left

man who trapped in pantry have *** in jam

women who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom

women who puts detergent on top shelf jumps for joy
troutman561
03-20-2007, 09:56 PM
he who eats many prunes shall sit on toilet many moons....
csimp3
03-20-2007, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by wilkin250r
Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

man who walks through airport turnstyle sideways going to bangkok.

sorry, makes a little more sense that way
ohsobad_chevy
03-20-2007, 11:10 PM
Man with hand in pants feels cocky all day. :devil:
roundsy
03-21-2007, 02:31 PM
Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind

It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out

Man with athletic finger make broad jump

He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab

Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house