Kid who thinks he funny(help with revenge)

[Hondaracing819]

So basically it started about 2 weeks ago. Im in hs and i take an art class. This kid in my class decided to take a piece of clay and throw it at me from across the room. It hit me in the face and i was about to kick the living $h!t outta him. I thought for a second and said maybe i shouldnt(im in baseball right now, Starting varsity catcher and if i get in trouble for a fight i may get kicked off.) instead of throwing a punch i decided to get him back in a way that he would regret. While he was drinking a bottle of water i smacked it out of his hands and he dropped it right on his pants. He was soaked, then he filled a bottle up while i wasnt paying attention and he poured it all in my backpack.... i now owe like $100 in book fines:grr: But i decided i was gonna get him back again. :devil: i take woodtech also and i filled an entire garbage bag of of saw dust and wood chips and i got his backpack and filled it to the top!!! Every single pocket. He told me he was gonna get me back really bad but even if he does i have a few things up my sleeve. Reallly i have just been effing the kids life up for the past couple of weeks, like marking him absent, fliping his backpack inside out and zip tying it closed(Really good prank, takes hours to undo) ive zip tied his backpack to lockers and to 45lb weights from our weight rooom. A couple that i think im gonna do it saran wrap all his books together then saran wrap them to a desk. While he is practicing for basebaal fill his sneaks with dirt......

So if you guys have anything good that you think i can do to him it would be greatly appreciated

[WhiteYFZ]

lmao hees gonna cry hahaha lol
sawdust in his backpack.. thats just funny ****

[czrider263]

Thanks for all the good idea's

[honda300EXtreme]

this is some good stuff,

i say your doin fine on your own,
just keep on him and make him sorry for messin with you in the first place

keep us posted :D

[Scott-300ex]

So its gonna take him "Hours" to get the zip tie off? Really cuz I just pull out My Kershaw and cut it in like 2 seconds. :huh

I used to do a lot of stuff in High School but don't get carried away. Hell, I still do stuff now but think it through.

Your messin this kids life up eh? Sounds like he's doin just as good a job as you.

Just keep it sane.

Put your own lock on his locker so he can't open it.

Put Playboys in his locker, tell the teacher on him.

Rumor about him making out with the old librarian.

Hell I could make a book about stuff but thats all I'll give you for now.

[MX MaNiAc 06]

Just beat his @ss in the parking lot after school and be done with it.

Those are some clever ideas though..

[Hondaracing819]

it takes a long time because you take all the books out, flip the backpack inside out, put the books back in, and zip it till there is about an inch inbetween the two zippers. as you tighten the zipties the zippers get closed zip ties is on the inside, only opens about 1/2 an inch. He can either cut his backpack open or try to cut the zip tie while its inside the backpack....
I have had it done to me by a couple of seniors and it is a pain the the *****

[ShiftFMX]

Originally posted by Scott-300ex
Put Playboys in his locker, tell the teacher on him.

I like that one, whats he gonna say, "those aren't mine!" Suuuuree

[honda300EXtreme]

yea put playboys in his lcoker and then put a different lock on there that way they janitor or whoever has to cut the lock and when they open up the locker... :eek2:

[03warriorrider]

you could always cut the bottom of his backpack so when he picks it up all the stuff falls out and he has to carry his stuff for the rest of the day. if hes old enough and drives to school take the valve stems out of his tires so even if he puts air in his tires it comes back out. ugh i love playing tricks on people lol

[coolex]

it sounds like hes winning u owe 100 bux in book fees and all u do if put saw dust in his bag thats childsplay, he ruined ur books, now take his books and throw them out in a randem baral

[Hondaracing819]

he'll be paying for some books but i really just want him to feel like an idiot and regret the stuff he did to me

[honda4life72]

we did this to a boy at our school

if u have shop class and have access to a welder find out his combo to his locker and get his lock and weld the inside up and then put it back on..... and put some zip ties onthe locker/ ducktape and jb weld and stuff and then see him try to get it off:devil:

[05_KFX]

instead of puting dirt in his cleats put itching powder in them...

[MX MaNiAc 06]

Give him a shot while hes not looking and give him AIDs!! Man would that be hillarious!!!!!!!!


Im joking. Nobody take this serious.

[mitch91]

Originally posted by Scott-300ex
So its gonna take him "Hours" to get the zip tie off? Really cuz I just pull out My Kershaw and cut it in like 2 seconds. :huh

I used to do a lot of stuff in High School but don't get carried away. Hell, I still do stuff now but think it through.

Your messin this kids life up eh? Sounds like he's doin just as good a job as you.

Just keep it sane.

Put your own lock on his locker so he can't open it.

Put Playboys in his locker, tell the teacher on him.

Rumor about him making out with the old librarian.

Hell I could make a book about stuff but thats all I'll give you for now.



It seems to amaze me about how often you talk about those knifes you carry around, you must be a cool cat.

[Guy400]

My buddy's wife is really anti-porn so we put a raunchy magazine under the passenger seat of his car when we were all out one afternoon. On the way he went to stop at a redlight and it slid out onto the passenger floorboard under his wife's feet. She grabbed it and wanted to know what the heck he had it for. She refused to believe him when he said it wasn't his and he didn't know how it got there :devil:

[Guy400]

Originally posted by mitch91
It seems to amaze me about how often you talk about those knifes you carry around, you must be a cool cat. LMAO :p

[HondaEXrider22]

Puttin Playboys in his locker is *****. If you really want to **** with the kid, put a small bag of weed are a couple pills in it.

[dunnonuttin]

ok get some legos. in the top corner of the locker, their should be a little slot for the bar to slide up. take the legos and stuff that little slot with them. the legos should keep the bar from going up and that will prevent him from opening the locker. they will have to pry the door open with a crowbar and he will be out of a locker. my moms boyfriend did this in highschool and they had a $500 reward out for whoever told them who was putting legos in peoples lockers lol

[coolex]

Originally posted by Guy400
My buddy's wife is really anti-porn so we put a raunchy magazine under the passenger seat of his car when we were all out one afternoon. On the way he went to stop at a redlight and it slid out onto the passenger floorboard under his wife's feet. She grabbed it and wanted to know what the heck he had it for. She refused to believe him when he said it wasn't his and he didn't know how it got there :devil:


i have a feeling someone was sleeping on the couch for awhile (unless u stepped in fessed up to the joke lol)

[CRich[814]]

Originally posted by HondaEXrider22
put a small bag of weed are a couple pills in it.

that kid would be soooo fuc ked.

[Guy400]

Originally posted by coolex
i have a feeling someone was sleeping on the couch for awhile (unless u stepped in fessed up to the joke lol) We fessed up to him that we did it but to this day his wife still thinks it was his mag and we're just trying to cover for him.

[honda4life72]

Originally posted by CRich[814]
that kid would be soooo fuc ked.
or you could just tip of the school police officer that he had like butloads of drugs on him ... that would be funny

[Guy400]

Originally posted by HondaEXrider22
Puttin Playboys in his locker is *****. If you really want to **** with the kid, put a small bag of weed are a couple pills in it. Geez dude. We want revenge, not to have him incarcerated...lol.

[300EXrider356]

Originally posted by ShiftFMX
I like that one, whats he gonna say, "those aren't mine!" Suuuuree
Screw playboys, put a bunch of playgirls in his locker and tell on him, that would be really hard to get out of!:devil:

[Hondaracing819]

roflmao

[Trx250rider86]

Originally posted by 300EXrider356
Screw playboys, put a bunch of playgirls in his locker and tell on him, that would be really hard to get out of!:devil:

thats funny but why would you get playgirls in the first place, may just ruin it for your self. if you do this better be sneaky with it lol

[mitch91]

I used to be a porn dealer in grade 5 through 6. I used to have a binder stuffed right to the tits full that would just sit on my desk. Sold them for 5-15 bucks depending on the conditon, me and my bro would go down the the road and look around a little bridge over a creek, i guess thats were people through them out of there cars wen there done with them, so we would find them in the grass or sometimes a little in the water. I made a good 300 bucks off one kid. I had everything, from horny teens to ''playful house wifes'' :eek2:

True story.

I had to stop though, the narcs were starting to get thick, and i had a run in of the french teacher gonna look in it, what a surprise that would of been if she looked in, she was on the cover of the one that was on the top!:devil:

[Trx250rider86]

ha mitch you are my hero

[mitch91]

Goodd to know.

Its all true, well she wasent on the cover of any of them, i was fibing there, i didntt play it off that cool. It went like this:


Theres nothing in there, YEP NOTHING, JUST OLD SCHOOL WORK, YEP SCHOOL WORK, OH GOD I SWEAR I WONT EVER SELL PORN TO JOSH CONN AGAIN, What was that, oh im just gonna get rid of all this garbage tonight ok????

[Punk'd]

WTF.. If I had to buy new books id kill this dude.. Steal his books and burn them..

- Maybe your class is a 2nd floor class? Throw his papers and stuff out the window..

- Buy stink bomb and unleash it in his bookbag or locker (Rofl)

[06YFZ450SE]

I wouldnt of thought twice beating his *** the first time I played football and baseball in High school and I was a hellen in school as ways in trouble, Not once did I get kick off the team baseball or football.

1. Put his head in the torlet and Flush it.
2. Lockem in the lockers LOL.
3. Walk down the hallway and push him in the girls Restroom.
4.Find a putttle of water/mud and knock in down in it.

[derekhonda]

I watched friends put icy hot in a kids front of his tighty whities (it was middle school) when he was showering after gym. Absolutely hilarious, im not kidding this kid jumped around for 15 minutes til he went numb.

[gumby2461]

lol ryan who is he kid ill hit him for u.

[Kickstarts-suck]

i like the playgirl one lol
but what if he finds out somehow before you do it and tells a teacher and she gos in your backpack and sees a playgirl :eek2: :p


if it was me i would just stick my arse in his face and fart :uhoh:

[strnge]

Put a ton of men in speedo's post cards in his locker. Or naked postcards of men. When he opens the door, they will all fall out. Put them throught the vent slots in the locker.

I would scope out his locker and see which section is the fullest (top or bottom) and put them in there.

Fill out the all cards with your friends like: Oh Tommy, I miss you. I can't wait to see you again.

Make sure you set it up to happen when the halls are totally filled with students from all grades. HE WILL GET S**T FOR YEARS!!!

Oh ya, I did this to my cousin while he was in Iraq last year. Man was he pissed.

If you need help getting cards, I could try and find some. I live near the Gay Mans Capital Of The World.....San Francisco, Ca

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by HondaEXrider22
Puttin Playboys in his locker is *****. If you really want to **** with the kid, put a small bag of weed are a couple pills in it.
Thats over the edge, your talking about jail time now, fines, expelled from school, and a ruined his life.

Just beat his a$s outside of school.

[bansheerider4]

or before class starts put some gorilla glue on his seat and when he tries to get up to leave the whole seat will go with him


did that to a kid last year and they had to hold a class so he could take his pants off and go get some of his gym clothes

[Villageidiott23]

take a poop in his bookbag or locker haha

[trxwannbe]

i'll tell you right now that the weed thing is not even f***ing close to funny somebody did that to me and they are ******* lucky i only got probation and then it was expunged from my record and the school did the same for me and i swear to god if i ever find out who did it they won't be making it home that day

[honda4life72]

i did it :D lol j/k i would not go to the extent of placing drugs o him or in his stuff but i would just tell the school resorce officer that he had drugs on him so he would get searched

[DF400ex]

if you really wanna get him, just take a crap in his cleats b4 a game, so he has to wear them. We did this to a kid during AIT. He had to scrape them out and wear them to formation. Believe me, it's hilarious.

[DF400ex]

here's another one...

If he uses traditional style deodorant, Flex all 454 makes a deodorant looking stick. This stuff is better than any icy-hot that's out there. Just switch the labels on his deodorant and sit back for a good laugh. Putting it on his cup is a good one to. Put it on the inside pouch where the cup sits. This way it won't burn him until he sweats during a game where he'll be unable to fix it, lol.

[allstock]

lmao their are some really evil people on this site

[atvrider23054]

Originally posted by Hondaracing819
it takes a long time because you take all the books out, flip the backpack inside out, put the books back in, and zip it till there is about an inch inbetween the two zippers. as you tighten the zipties the zippers get closed zip ties is on the inside, only opens about 1/2 an inch. He can either cut his backpack open or try to cut the zip tie while its inside the backpack....
I have had it done to me by a couple of seniors and it is a pain the the *****

Yea last year, my freshman year in hs, me and a couple of my friends did the same thing but without zipties. It only took like 5 minutes to undo it, but we did it at the end of the period so the kid was late to his next class. I think im gonna go try the ziptie one lol. O, yea and the playgirl thing is funny as hell.

[czrider263]

Originally posted by allstock
lmao their are some really evil people on this site

Yeah there is.

I would never do any of these things you would get in so much trouble for any of them. It is really funny when it happens to someone tho LOL.

[DF400ex]

it's all about being sneaky. I never got caught in HS for doing this kind of stuff. Either do it alone, or with a group, he'll be less likely to retaliate if it'a a group messing with him rather than an individual.

[DOHC]

Just walk up to him stand there for a second then PUNCH HIM IN THE FING HEAD. my 2 cents :macho