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ilpadrino113
02-05-2007, 06:10 PM
well he's not really a jerk, we practically grew up together and have been best friends since we were about 6, but the other night at around 2:30 in the morning got up to do something and realised i was sleeping on my stomach. He got back into bed and decided to kick me in a manly area from underneath while i slept (our beds are bunked). Well he kicked a little too had and my bed fell off the stand and flipped over me pinnign me between the wall, his bed, and underneath mine. And liek a good friend he took a butt-load of pics before gettin the bed off of me. We had to wake up a few of our other suitemates to get it off too.

ilpadrino113
02-05-2007, 06:10 PM
another

ilpadrino113
02-05-2007, 06:12 PM
and another

ilpadrino113
02-05-2007, 06:13 PM
last one

byrdman37876
02-05-2007, 07:04 PM
if he can kick that hard he needs to play in football.:eek:

trx400EXtreme
02-05-2007, 07:09 PM
LOL.

Blue_Streak23
02-05-2007, 07:12 PM
lmao, now thats a hard kick...

ilpadrino113
02-05-2007, 07:16 PM
ya it scared the hell out of me

I was sound aslep too


well i have my suspisions that maybe he just tried to shake the bed and accidently flipped it over, and then blamed it on the kick so he wouldn't come off as too much of a prick.

Shift_450R
02-05-2007, 07:18 PM
he was probably making pearl jam.....

02-05-2007, 07:51 PM
HAHAHA

400exrider99
02-05-2007, 08:44 PM
that was awesome, you need to get him back

firefighterjosh
02-05-2007, 08:45 PM
LMAO That is funny!:D

ilpadrino113
02-05-2007, 09:20 PM
o i already got him back

we go to school in potsdam and last weekend it hit -20. He was in the shower and i opened the huge 5 foot window in our common room and i opened the window, and i opened the window in our room. Then i stole all of his clothes and his towel, then the rest of our suitemates and i went to breakfast.

After 30 minutes of being in the shower, he realizes his towel and clothes are gone, then he just figures we're jerks untill he opens the bathroom door.

you figure -20 temp with giant windows wide open and 20pmh wind blowing directly into our building it had to cool down fast. Ya he said the run back to the room sucked. Then he opened the door to the room. I thought it was a good get-back.

sly400ex
02-06-2007, 10:13 AM
Good times!:cool:

sandmanblue
02-06-2007, 10:33 AM
Superglue his mouth shut while he is sleeping - just make sure he can breathe through his nose.....:devil:

RippinIt
02-06-2007, 10:41 AM
wow I miss college! I would gladly let someone kick me in the junk off the roof of a 2 story building if I could go back for a semester.....enjoy the good times!

Also you gotta get your roommate back. A bucket of ice cold water while he is sleeping should work...especially since you are on the top bunk! :rolleyes:

Trevor
02-06-2007, 10:58 AM
That looks like it hurt

Tommy 17
02-06-2007, 11:00 AM
get a clear sheet of seran wrap for wrapping food and put a wall of it up where he gets out of his bed... or u can do enouf just so it hits him in the face... when u wake up ur eyes are that great so he won't ever see it...


my roommate pissed me off once so when he was sleeping i did that... he tried to get outta bed and couldn't bc there was a clear piece of plastic all around him haha