Quick Man Law check here.....

[Pappy]

Ok, a buddy gave me a few cases of beer for Christmas, it contains like 4 differnt beer types in each case.

One particuliar "Light" brand taste like earwax.

I need a ruling on what to do with this beer. (all beer is sacred and can not be destroyed, but I need to figure out how to ditch it)

[knighttime]

maybe keep and give it to someone who comes over and wont know the difference:confused:

[Quad18star]

Free bottle of beer with every Powder Coating job from now until the earwax beer is gone !!!!:devil:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by knighttime
maybe keep and give it to someone who comes over and wont know the difference:confused:

That thought crossed my mind, but it could be construed that I gave someone a poor tasting beer and think less of them then someone I handed a fine malt beverage. If I didnt know it was poor tasting I could get away with it

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Quad18star
Free bottle of beer with every Powder Coating job from now until the earwax beer is gone !!!!:devil:

Id rather stand behind my work then a poor tasting beer;) :devil:

[milburn]

shake it up and shoot it with any thing you have highpowered.earwax beer is not sacred!

[Pappy]

Originally posted by milburn
earwax beer is not sacred!

If I can get this voted on I can sleep better:D

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by Pappy
Id rather stand behind my work then a poor tasting beer;) :devil:

Free bottle of beer to anyone that doesn't clean their parts before they send them to you ?!?!?!?!


OHHHH .... WAIT ... the best thing ever just popped into my head . Don't you have a neighbour that you don't particularly get along good with ?? Go over with a case of "earwax" beer and offer a truce !!!:blah: :devil:

[400exc]

Mix it with some other good-tasting beers, a little at a time in each bottle, because then you can put the cap back on.

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Quad18star

OHHHH .... WAIT ... the best thing ever just popped into my head . Don't you have a neighbour that you don't particularly get along good with ?? Go over with a case of "earwax" beer and offer a truce !!!:blah: :devil:

Truly a monumentous moment in Man law history. I can give him the poor ear wax tasting beer and seemingly be the good guy in the situation. Afterwards, as he sts back to enjoy his new found treasure, he will soon realize that he has been given such an insult that fued will be sealed for ever!!

Pure history in the making!

[Quad18star]

Pappy ... glad I could be of some aid .

The neighbour has got to learn the hard way , it's the .....

[Pappy]

the wife said the neighbor wasnt worth giving any form of beer, but we could shoot at him all we wanted:eek:

god i love this woman:devil:

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by Pappy
the wife said the neighbor wasnt worth giving any form of beer, but we could shoot at him all we wanted:eek:

god i love this woman:devil:

ROFLMAO .

So I guess the fued is still on with the neighbour ?? You can always do what my uncle did when he and his neighbour were fueding . My uncle used to grab plastic grocery bags full of dog chit and fling them over the fence into the neighbours pool. :eek: It escalated to the point where one of the two moved away .... my aunt and uncle still live in the same house . :devil:


You can always pour the beer over sauna rocks if you have a sauna . You'll get a buzz and not even have to taste the beer . Yes I learned from experience . :devil:

[Pappy]

No, there is no fued. He knows who runs the roost around here and wont be confronting me anymore.


I wonder if he figured out how that deer liver got on his front seat:eek2:

[FasstMidnightZ]

Boil it w/ some bratwursts then throw them on the grill for a few mins..Mmm tasty! ;)

[JOEX]

Originally posted by FasstMidnightZ
Boil it w/ some bratwursts then throw them on the grill for a few mins..Mmm tasty! ;)
:macho

[orca0294]

give it to the kids
what kinda beer is it?

[MotoX3]

get trashed on good beer, then drink earwax beer.....won't know the difference

[troutman561]

Get wasted and then drink it to top off the night, you wont know the difference btwn the good and the bad by then... Kinda of like how some wake up next to a fat girl, at one point they didn't know the difference....

[DEAL]

Just give it to some underage kids .. I'm sure we all remember the days when we'd drink anything no matter how bad it tasted just to get a buz.

[Pappy]

Originally posted by DEAL
Just give it to some underage kids .. I'm sure we all remember the days when we'd drink anything no matter how bad it tasted just to get a buz.

lol..yes, yes I do:p

[450r51]

what is this "light" beer you speak of?


its prolly canadian.

[wvspeedfreak]

Don't throw it away,I'll drink it.

[Pappy]

Originally posted by wvspeedfreak
Don't throw it away,I'll drink it.

its all yours buddy:D

[DEAL]

Originally posted by 450r51
what is this "light" beer you speak of?


its prolly canadian.


If it was Canadian it would taste good ;)

[flauge]

Originally posted by Pappy
its all yours buddy:D No, give it to me, i'll drink it!:blah:
Im with Moto and troutman, drink a few good ones first, then crack open the earwax. They all taste the same then anyway..

[Pappy]

I could go with the quality first, quantity second but I dont drink enough to make it to the bad beer:p


This is some Michelob Pale Ale Light, the Wheat flavor isnt bad but the light is blahh. I havent tried the other flavors yet.

[wvspeedfreak]

Originally posted by Pappy



This is some Michelob Pale Ale Light, the Wheat flavor isnt bad but the light is blahh.

I changed my mind,throw it out.

[MOFO]

Originally posted by wvspeedfreak
I changed my mind,throw it out.


LMAO!

[flauge]

On second thought, I'm good. I had somebody buy me a sixer of michelob back when i like 16. Thats the last time i drank that stuff:scary:

[quadracer707]

Give it to the inlaws next christmas or re gift it

[DEAL]

pappy, send me one .. I wanna try it. See if its as bad as you guys say.

[Jake250ex]

dont know if this one has been taken yet, but its just the perfect solution I couldnt wait to post it : wait till your drunk to start on em!

just like in talladega nights - Im gonna quote colonel Sanders - "Im too drunk to taste this chicken"

[AbnMP13]

Have a BYOB party, then give the earwax stuff to the first one to show up without a cooler of their own beer. That'll learn 'em!

[flauge]

Originally posted by AbnMP13
Have a BYOB party, then give the earwax stuff to the first one to show up without a cooler of their own beer. That'll learn 'em! Haha. thats a good idea.. Theres always gonna be a somebody bumming beer at a party:p

[Dan229]

You could take it to the local college and put a Free Beer Sign on it or you could have a huge shrimp boil with it. Either way it will get gone with the quickness and ole bay seasoning will kill anything so not to worry if you use it with the shrimp.

[CHAR250R]

Target practice. Bad tasting beer should be shot. I don't recall ever drinking bad tasting beer, or beer that tasted like ear wax.

[NPelletier]

poor the bad beer down the drain, completely clean the bottle, and fill it with good beer, when the friend who gave it to you comes over, drink the bottle u had swapped and hell think highly of you

[ZeroLogic]

Send that pack right to my door, I'll pay shipping. :p

[250x_kyle]

first off how do u know what ear wax taste like. second of all sell it to some under agers at a high price and u will prolly turn them away from beer for life. idk about where ur at but around her at a BYOB party everyone shows up with a few cases cuz there mainly alcoholics.

[MX MaNiAc 06]

Give it to Cody. :devil:

[jcv400ex]

Give it to Rico or Zoomer, I never seen them two turn down a beer!

[250R-Dee]

Got an interesting question for Pappy.....

Why do you know the TASTE of earwax?:D ..hahahaha

I'd go with the Bratwurst idea! That makes me wanna break out the grill!! :chinese:

[Outlaw 50]

#1- you gotta enter Cody in a race you know he's gonna win!

#2- When he pulls up to the podium you crack open the "ear wax beer" , shake it up and spray it all over the place!

Problem solved.

Man Law rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Architects]

Mail it to me. I'll drink it:cool:

[Hammer trx450r]

Be great first beer for the boys when they get older. lol

[YFZRB]

Don't you have a neighbour that you don't particularly get along good with ?? Go over with a case of "earwax" beer and offer a truce !!!:blah: :devil:

I agree with this one. I second this into man law.

Hey Pappy, if you still want to paint the fence, I have about 30 different colors that are left over from jobs I've done. I'd be glad to give them to you if you still want to do the Partridge family bus design on the fence too. You know, since your being all neighborly and stuff.:devil:

I also PM'd you on the BPG forum. Check it out.

[Woodsrider]

The only thing beer not worth drinking is good for is cooking. Use it for "Beer Can Chicken".;)

Or you can do what we in the PNW do with truly chitty beer, use it for slug poison.:devil:

[Quad Boy 660r]

I'll throw in a vote for cooking:)

[MOFO]

Originally posted by 250R-Dee


I'd go with the Bratwurst idea! That makes me wanna break out the grill!! :chinese:



Yep, I gotta go with this one as well!

[Mxjunkie]

Poor it into a kiddie pool with some brawts and have hot girls wrestle to raise money for a better case of beer.

[AbnMP13]

Originally posted by Woodsrider
The only thing beer not worth drinking is good for is cooking. Use it for "Beer Can Chicken"

Then you'll have "earwax chicken"! LOL

[flyboy62]

pour it in a glass and when another person is drinking the good beer swith it when there not looking:blah:

[AbnMP13]

Just add it to what they're drinking!

[suck my pipe]

Michelob Lager, ultra, and Amber are all good. I personaly hate pale ale dose not matter what brand it is.

Amber will taste funny after a few it's more of a beer to just drink 3 or 4 of at a time.

Lager will get you trashed and has a good full flavor.

Ultra might be light beer im not shure but it has a good flovor, not my favorite thoe.

I also recomend Bud, budlight, Miller High life, miller light. and ic light in the aluminum bottles. I have to represent the pittsburgh company.

LOL im 19 these are my favorite beers. Cheers to the manlaw.

Don't be barberic.

OH PS...Milwakes Best is not that bad when you look at the price on it.

[atvRiDa400ex]

this years christmas present to the relatives!:devil: :devil: :blah:

[firefighterjosh]

Like the above post says.

You have a free pass for Bdays presents, or next years Xmas presents.


Also have you ever threw a full beer into a open fire?:scary: :ermm: BOOM!

[flauge]

Originally posted by firefighterjosh
Like the above post says.

You have a free pass for Bdays presents, or next years Xmas presents.


Also have you ever threw a full beer into a open fire?:scary: :ermm: BOOM! It'll really do that??? Im gonna have to remember that at the nezt party i go to..:devil:

[firefighterjosh]

Originally posted by flauge
It'll really do that??? Im gonna have to remember that at the nezt party i go to..:devil:


When I was younger (17) we had a party in the woods and had a camp fire. When we woke up in the morning we had 5 beers left and needed rid of them so we through them all in the fire. About 2 mins later 2 of them went BOOM!! and warm beer went flying everywere. It was accually pretty neat but a waste of good beer:(

[flauge]

Originally posted by firefighterjosh
When I was younger (17) we had a party in the woods and had a camp fire. When we woke up in the morning we had 5 beers left and needed rid of them so we through them all in the fire. About 2 mins later 2 of them went BOOM!! and warm beer went flying everywere. It was accually pretty neat but a waste of good beer:( I know im gonna have to do that now:D Theres only 1 trick i know but its with bottles.. Get one thats full and smack the top hard with the palm of your hand, the whole bottom will blow out... Yea, its a waste of beer too but it looks cool tho:blah:

[Project300EX]

I say make some molotov cocktails.

[troutman561]

Im pretty sure you need something a little stronger than beer for those...

[MX MaNiAc 06]

I have a great idea. Put a few beers into a big bowl and put that bowl in the fridge. The water will freeze n ull be left with only the alcohol thats in the beer. :devil:

[byrdman37876]

man law also say's " thou shall not drink earwax beer ".:D

[red2004 TRX450R]

Pale Ale and Light should not be used in the same sentence.

[Rider-trx_250ex]

Originally posted by NPelletier
poor the bad beer down the drain, completely clean the bottle, and fill it with good beer, when the friend who gave it to you comes over, drink the bottle u had swapped and hell think highly of you

either that or he'll get you some more......................

you've got 2 other options
1.Give it to your plants in the spring or
2.When his birthday rolls around give it back to him:devil:

[juanki]

Originally posted by Outlaw 50
#1- you gotta enter Cody in a race you know he's gonna win!

#2- When he pulls up to the podium you crack open the "ear wax beer" , shake it up and spray it all over the place!

Problem solved.

Man Law rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like this, should be fun,

also to use it to marinate some beef or hot dogs

[coolex]

Originally posted by suck my pipe


OH PS...Milwakes Best is not that bad when you look at the price on it.




it is bad around here its known as water, also wats with all the lite beers being the new "thing", what ever happened to a man drinking a real beer non of this watered down crap

o yea use it on some brawts mmm m m m mmmmmmmm

[97blaster200]

who cares what it tastes like???? drink that $hit!!!!!!!!!!!

as long as you get drunk it doesnt matter what it tastes like!

[firefighterjosh]

Originally posted by 97blaster200
who cares what it tastes like???? drink that $hit!!!!!!!!!!!

as long as you get drunk it doesnt matter what it tastes like!

That changes when you turn 21:p

There are so many possibilities:D

Originally posted by Pappy
That thought crossed my mind, but it could be construed that I gave someone a poor tasting beer and think less of them then someone I handed a fine malt beverage. If I didnt know it was poor tasting I could get away with it

When they are REALLY drunk, they won't be able to tell the difference.

Man law exception -

It IS OK to discard beer IF you discard it in a extremely manly manner.

Possible "extremely manly" methods of discarding beer -

- High explosives (Google "tannerite")
- Dispatching said beer cans with full auto assault rifle
- Catapult
- Flame thrower
- Run over by large bull dozer / earth moving machine

Methods of disposal other than those listed above should be submitted to the man law committee for approval.

[smr]

[i]Methods of disposal other than those listed above should be submitted to the man law committee for approval. [/B]


How about this one


discard said beer over hot chick dancing at biker rally......:D

let me know if it get approved.

Originally posted by smr
How about this one


discard said beer over hot chick dancing at biker rally......:D

let me know if it get approved.

Approved.

Let us know if you survive.

:devil:

If you do survive, plaase submit video for research purposes.

:D

[byrdman37876]

Originally posted by garandman
Approved.

Let us know if you survive.

:devil:

If you do survive, plaase submit video for research purposes.

:D

u both have my vote.:)

[coryatver]

I second using it for brats!

[440racer66]

Originally posted by garandman
Approved.

Let us know if you survive.

:devil:

If you do survive, plaase submit video for research purposes.

:D
my vote

[bwamos]

Originally posted by Pappy
Ok, a buddy gave me a few cases of beer for Christmas, it contains like 4 differnt beer types in each case.

One particuliar "Light" brand taste like earwax.

I need a ruling on what to do with this beer. (all beer is sacred and can not be destroyed, but I need to figure out how to ditch it)

I'd say give it to your "favorite" neighbor as a token of appreciation??? lol.