Why you should never flirt.

[Project300EX]

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke Without pain and as it wasn’t late; still early, she decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening"

You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad. Apparently he had the time of his life."

[LTZ400rider]

hahahahaha lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

[Toadz400]

I'm going to have to go with a LM...wait, no....how about a ROTFLMAO! That's so wrong yet so damn funny.

[JJs450r]

haha thats a good one lol

is that a true story?:confused:

[coolguy8769]

Originally posted by slow
is that a true story?:confused:


yea, just ask your mom.....

Originally posted by coolguy8769
yea, just ask your mom.....

Will do

[procircuit406ex]

ha this guy is so pissed after the myspace incident lol

Originally posted by procircuit406ex
ha this guy is so pissed after the myspace incident lol

Are you retarted? Du i dont care who saw my my space. If i didnt want any of you's to see it i wouldn't have put it in my profile:rolleyes:

[procircuit406ex]

you must care who saw it cause you took the URL out of your sig:blah:

Originally posted by procircuit406ex
you must care who saw it cause you took the URL out of your sig:blah:

Um no i didnt. ill go look.

Looks to me that its still their. In the profile

[700bRad]

Arnt you supposed to be in school....

Originally posted by 700bRad
Arnt you supposed to be in school....

alternitve school so 13 hours a week and i can sit on net all 13.

[700bRad]

Well shouldnt you be trying to learn something? O wait that thug on your myspace is gonna smoke you stupid when he gets out of jail so learning would be a waste of time am I wrong?

[400exrider99]

Originally posted by LTZ400rider
hahahahaha lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

[Toadz400]

Let's not ruin the thread arguing with the slow kid.

Originally posted by Toadz400
Let's not ruin the thread arguing with the slow kid.

Yeah im speical;)

[Raptor68]

Haha...in my best retarded voice...

I go two aN alTernaitve sKooL cuz i be slow in da heaD...

How much does it pay to sit on the computer for 13 hours a day?

Originally posted by Raptor68
Haha...in my best retarded voice...

I go two aN alTernaitve sKooL cuz i be slow in da heaD...

How much does it pay to sit on the computer for 13 hours a day?

Its 13 hours a week and i can come in and aleave any time or day i want as long as i get 13 hours in a week.

Im in it cause all i did in the other school was sleep every hour.

[coolguy8769]

Originally posted by slow
Its 13 hours a week and i can come in and aleave any time or day i want as long as i get 13 hours in a week.

Im in it cause all i did in the other school was sleep every hour.

so in other words you f*cked around to much in regular school so you got sent to an alternitive school where you will go nowhere in life. you my friend are the defention of white trash, you lie, you exagrate, and you don't give a damn. have a fun life cause when your 40 and live in a double wide wondering where your life went you'll know why

[leadman_09]

This thread is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bandit:

Originally posted by leadman_09
This thread is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bandit:

Yeah i know. I can make forums way funner but the mods wouldnt like it. If you like this type of **** come on over to http://www.websitetoolbox.com/tool/mb/drstrangelove and this is non stop their and im their.:eek2: :D

[Project300EX]

Wow.



No it's not a true story that I know of. I just saw it on another forum.

[Quad18star]

Flirting ... it'll screw ya one way or another !!! :p


On another note , Some of you guys sure know how to turn what could have been a good thread into chit . Way to go guys !!!!!

Originally posted by Quad18star
Flirting ... it'll screw ya one way or another !!! :p


On another note , Some of you guys sure know how to turn what could have been a good thread into chit . Way to go guys !!!!!

Dont look at me.:blah: :ermm:

[Honda400exrox]

Originally posted by slow
Its 13 hours a week and i can come in and aleave any time or day i want as long as i get 13 hours in a week.

Im in it cause all i did in the other school was sleep every hour.

It shows;)

Originally posted by Honda400exrox
It shows;)


It show's ;)

[derekhonda]

Originally posted by mitch091
It show's ;)

Hahahaha....no, he was right the first time......hahaha......

[Raptor68]

yes...It shows is correct.

No apostrophe...

[popo]

Shut up! and get back to the subject about the ole man tapping that ***. :D

[wvspeedfreak]

Originally posted by popo
Shut up! and get back to the subject about the ole man tapping that ***. :D


I agree :D That was funny.

[krt400ex]

LMGDFAO!!!!!! that was hularious.....

[atvRiDa400ex]

Originally posted by slow
Looks to me that its still their. In the profile

learn how to spell PLEASE!

for you:

http://www.spelling.hemscott.net/

[CHEVYZ]

ROFLMAO. That was great!

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by atvRiDa400ex
learn how to spell PLEASE!

for you:

http://www.spelling.hemscott.net/


LMAO

[Architects]

haha thats great

[TGW_400ex]

My quad is 8,923 MSRP.

[coolguy8769]

Originally posted by TGW_400ex
My quad is 8,923 MSRP.

time to move on... that was sooo this morning

[1fst400]

that story was in a play boy issue.

[John Pennella]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by coolguy8769
yea, just ask your mom..... [/QU

lol ah that was good.

[krt400ex]

Originally posted by 1fst400
that story was in a play boy issue.

:devil:

[fasterblaster09]

Originally posted by coolguy8769
so in other words you f*cked around to much in regular school so you got sent to an alternitive school where you will go nowhere in life. you my friend are the defention of white trash, you lie, you exagrate, and you don't give a damn. have a fun life cause when your 40 and live in a double wide wondering where your life went you'll know why

yeh only poor people live in trailer houses...:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Race4Yamaha38]

lmao that was preety funny