View Full Version : You might be a Ricer if....
firefighterjosh
10-25-2006, 01:50 AM
I seen this on another Forum I thought it was kinda funny
You Might be a Ricer If .......
* You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.
* You have aftermarket FRONT wheels for racing but stock rear wheels.
* Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque.
* 17" rims up front, 13" out back on your FWD.
* You ever painted your wheels to match the same color of your car.
* You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission.
* DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for.
* Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL performance engine parts.
* A chameleon lizard undergoes fewer shade changes than your custom paint scheme.
* Your rims and tires are so large, that you have to install the tire / wheel from underneath the car because it simply won't fit in the wheel well going in from the side.
* The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you've only had it 6 months...
* All 4 tires/rims stick out from the wheel opening of your car.
* You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the wheel openings.
* You see cars that look just like yours in a Shriner's Parade and there are clowns driving them.
* You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system.
* Your Eclipse GS-T hardtop has a "SPYDER" emblem on the rear...
* Your sum knowledge of suspension is: "the more negative camber, the better the handling."
* You push your car through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs.
* You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings.
* Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third brake light...
* The back lighting in the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod work long before the actual gauges are hooked up.
* You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds!
* You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot so you don't break your neon underbody lights.
* You install clear corner and brake lights.
* You install colored bulbs in your aftermarket clear lenses.
* You painted the UNDERBODY of your car to match
* If your rear spoiler is taller then you are.
* If you can fit your fist inside of your exhaust tip
* If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet.
* Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second faster due to weight savings.
* You spent $5,000 or more on the engine and you still can't out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang
* You want the 'wastegate' sound, but don't want to install a turbocharger system.
* You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as a Corvette.
* The automatic version of your car runs 2 seconds slower in the 1/4mile.
* If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does.
* You think the Del Sol or a Sonata is a sports car...
* A "High-Stall" converter does NOTHING for your cars performance.
* You think a deep farty noise is the sound of high performance.
* If you think that horsepower is far more important than torque
* If you have ever claimed that switching to a cone filter has given you more than 5 HP.
* If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights on the same car at the same time.
* If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your E/T.
* You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai...
* If you removed your side view mirrors and put them at the TOP of the door / window frame.
* If you think the Fugees are 'speed' music.
* MOMO is 'absolutely required' to go fast.
* Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed.
* Your four cylinder has four exhaust pipes ("Hey, one for each cylinder!")
* The color(s) of your interior upholstery hurts other people's eyes.
* If you can't drive your car in snow because the ground effects create a plowing effect.
* If you have installed driving lights to compensate for headlight blackouts / tape.
* If you think that 180 horsepower and 185 lb/ft of torque are impressive for a ‘mildly’ modified engine.
* If you have stickers on your car for parts that you couldn't point out if asked where those parts are installed.
* You think pushrods are a bad thing…
* Your car has more stickers on it than your cars ET is in the 1/4 mile.
* Every Honda you EVER owned, all the way back to your 1978 Accord was either a V-Tec or a TYPE-R.
* If you gutted the interior to save weight but you will never take to the track.
* You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that every time you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts.
* You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche.
* If you can estimate that your car makes more than 250 HP without ever running it at the track or getting a dyno reading.
* You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine.
* If you have ever thought Hyundai and "performance" went hand in hand
* If you've ever gone to a parts shop or speed warehouse and asked for a 1" to 6" exhaust adapter...
* If you've ever contemplated adding "TYPE-R" stickers to your Sonata…
* If you've removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself ...
* If you have more neon lights on your car than a strip club...
* You own a "TYPE-R" Hyundai or Mazda.
* You couldn't afford headlight masking, so you just painted them with flat black Krylon and it's peeling. Badly.
* You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp.
* You own a V-TEC Hyundai or Mazda (especially a V-TEC rotary engined Mazda RX-7)
* You have neon INSIDE your car or in your ENGINE compartment
* You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s.
* If it takes you 8000rpm to reach 30mph from a dead stop at WOT.
* You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool
* If you paint your drum brakes to simulate Hi-po calipers
* If you install fake hi-po caliper / disc simulators
* You have a front wing.
* If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers
* If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater™
* If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool
* If you think colored head lights work better
* You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car.
* You claim that if you had a rolling start you would have beat him.
* You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic.
* You claim you lost because he must have been on the juice..
* Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory.
* after losing you flip your opponent off... rev your motor and fail to break the wheels loose even around a corner.
* Tell everyone about how you lost the cop because of your "driving skills".
* drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents.
* You can relate to every line of the song "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by the Offspring
nickmelll
10-25-2006, 05:20 AM
lol:D thats kick ***
bradley300
10-25-2006, 06:29 AM
here is one guy400 posted years ago
This is funny! I drive both so it's all just a joke...
US vs. THEM : WHY IMPORTS SUCK
US: Stickers for contingency
THEM: Stickers for extra horsepower
US: 600 hp on 92-octance pump gas
THEM: 300 hp on $3-a-gallon 100-octane race gas
US: Swapping stock 14-inch wheels for 17's to clear trick brakes and suspension
THEM: Swapping stock 14-inch wheels for 20's despite stock brakes and suspension
US: Boost guage on a blown car, nitrous guage on a squeezed car
THEM: Both guages on a normally aspirated car
US: 500 lb-ft of torque at 3,500 rpm
THEM: 50 lb-ft of torque at 35,000 rpm
US: 600 hp makes for an earth-shaking street car
THEM: 600 watts per channel makes for an ear-shattering street car
US: Headers and 3-inch exhaust
THEM: Stock pea-shooter exhaust pipe with 5-inch tip
US: Buying an after-market shifter for shorter throws
THEM: Buying an after-market shifter for the lighted knob
US: Keeping a low profile and letting e.t.'s tell the story
THEM: Hoping the outrageous body kit will distract anyone from discussing e.t.'s
US: Sideways into third gear
THEM: Sideways to avoid high-centering on a speed bump
US: Tall spindle conversion for better camber gain and tire wear
THEM: Lowering 3 inches and ruining tires with 4 degrees of negative camber
US: Composite parts for light weight and aerodynamics
THEM: Composite veneer dash trim and guages
US: Upgrading to a 9-inch 'cause you keep braking stock rears
THEM: Realizing your built motor will keep breaking half-shafts forever
US: Functional air ducts to cool the big-block
THEM: Six different "cosmetic" air dams in random locations
US: Polising tail-light lenses to bring out the red color
THEM: Installing clear tailights to bait cops
US: Cruising and burnout contests at car shows
THEM: Disco-dancing and stereo competitions at car shows
US: Old-tech pushrod Chevy LS6 pushing 405 hp
THEM: State-of-the-art, dual overhead cam Honda VTEC pushing 180 hp
US: Race-class lettering on the rear window
THEM: Japanese "Honda" lettering on the rear window of a Nissan
US: Tach mounted on the dash, in the driver's line of sight
THEM: Bobbing-head doll mounted on the dash, in the driver's line of sight
US: Nitrous oxide
THEM: "Noss"
US: Installing a 12-point cage after breaking into the 11's
THEM: Installing a 12-poing cage for more places to mount guages
US: Feeling the car shake from a lumpy cam
THEM: Feeling the car shake from the booming bass
US: Comfy stock bucket seats on a 9-second street car
THEM: Back-breaking fiberglass racing buckets on a 17-second street car
US: Spending $2000 to get a new Z28 into the 11's
THEM: Spending $10,000 to get a Civic in the 12's
US: Leaving on the third amber light at the strip
THEM: Blowing through red lights on the street
US: Doing a short burnout to warm the tires before a pass
THEM: Weaving from side to side 'cause NASCAR racers do it
US: Showing off a 500 hp dyno sheet
THEM: Boasting that their 150 hp mill makes more hp per liter
US: Installing subframe connectors to stiffen the chassis
THEM: Connecting the subframes with neon lights
US: Annoying blind spot caused by the cowl induction hood
THEM: Annoying blind spot caused by limo-tinted windows and triple rear deck wing
TANNER250r
10-25-2006, 07:04 AM
LMFAO i want to hear more of these
bradley300
10-25-2006, 08:40 AM
there is an awesome one on bluetraxx, i'll see if i can find it
troutman561
10-25-2006, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by bradley300
here is one guy400 posted years ago
This is funny! I drive both so it's all just a joke...
US vs. THEM : WHY IMPORTS SUCK
US: 600 hp on 92-octance pump gas
THEM: 300 hp on $3-a-gallon 100-octane race gas
$3 on 100 octane... this must be YEARS and YEARS old lol
400exrider99
10-25-2006, 01:33 PM
finaly people saying nitrus oxide and not "nos"
ilpadrino113
10-25-2006, 01:57 PM
hahaha i wonder how many kids are PO'd about this.
TheFontMaster
10-25-2006, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by ilpadrino113
hahaha i wonder how many kids are PO'd about this.
I gotta print this out and show it to come of the guys in my class. Some will love it, and theres a couple that it will piss off:p
troutman561
10-25-2006, 02:46 PM
So I read this thread earlier and since I have been out dirving... and on this riced out, beat up kia there was a website address: www.streetkiaz.com .... it is the site for the advancement of the kia import lol... im amazed
coolguy8769
10-25-2006, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by troutman561
So I read this thread earlier and since I have been out dirving... and on this riced out, beat up kia there was a website address: www.streetkiaz.com .... it is the site for the advancement of the kia import lol... im amazed
BAHAHAHAHA :huh :huh
troutman561
10-25-2006, 02:56 PM
my thoughts exactly... but you really have to see the car it was on to appreciate the humor... it was beat to crap, broken parts, faded paint, etc etc.... perhaps he couldnt afford to repair but the fact streetkiaz.com was on there made it ok to laugh, i also like how its a Z insted of an S to indicate pluralization(is that even a word?)
Stevie-D
10-25-2006, 03:08 PM
im going to agree on all but two things...the tinted windows and tires that stick out. i've got all the rear and side windows on my truck done in 5%. not because i think it looks cool, but because i like my privacy. plus its kind of funny when people try to stare through it to see whos in it:blah: also good for goin parking. :devil:
the tire deal..on a kia or hundai, yes...pointless. my truck is getting lifted, with new offset wheels. more stability so i don't roll the damn thing on its side:D
You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission.
LMAO!
1fst400
10-25-2006, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Kickstarts_Suck
You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission.
LMAO!
there is a kid in my toun that drives a mercury cougar. I know it has an auto and he does that all the time.
theres another kid with a honda civic with HONDA acrost the rear bumper. He has a huge exuast tip that nearly drags on the ground. And its an auto also, its so funny to hear it drive by.
I shamefully am a owner of a honda civic, it was givin to me. I race it in the enduro class.
firefighterjosh
10-25-2006, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by 1fst400
there is a kid in my toun that drives a mercury cougar. I know it has an auto and he does that all the time.
theres another kid with a honda civic with HONDA acrost the rear bumper. He has a huge exuast tip that nearly drags on the ground. And its an auto also, its so funny to hear it drive by.
I shamefully am a owner of a honda civic, it was givin to me. I race it in the enduro class.
But that car is cool lol. You accually race it
ilpadrino113
10-25-2006, 06:41 PM
I would never slam the people that ACTUALLY race.
It's the ones that think they can race.
elementryder
10-25-2006, 06:58 PM
dude thats gr8 man i hate themm stupid *** rice burners nothing like a good ol v8----sadly i have and old 85 suberu but i did not buy it it was given to me heck im only 13 and the car aint even street legal i just run it around our feilds and in the woods i dont have no 5" muffler heck it aint even got an exaust lol its fun to mess around with
firefighterjosh
10-25-2006, 07:05 PM
the only ricer I like is the Impreza STI. I love them cars. I wouldn't have a fart pipe thought. I would just dump it.
1fst400
10-25-2006, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by firefighterjosh
But that car is cool lol. You accually race it
No, its still a gay honda civic. I tell ppl its a mazda. lol. Event the people that race honda civics are a little strange.
It is the back up car now, As you can tell from that pic it took a hard cupple hits, one from the wall, 4-5 from other cars while it was abandon on the track (motor died and I ditched at the next red flag)
700bRad
10-25-2006, 07:24 PM
Me and my friends bought a bunch of old import cars and had a demo derby with them in the field behind my buddys house hahaha. There was about 5 of us and we totalled every single one of those ricers. My buddy ended up rolling his hahaha it was hilarious. But yea ricers are anoying. Even though I drive a lowered ford ranger with a huge exhaust tip, im ashamed lol.
1fastR
10-25-2006, 08:34 PM
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http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/584/untitleddn5.png (http://imageshack.us)
brb going to wack off
Toadz400
10-27-2006, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by elementryder
dude thats gr8 man i hate themm stupid *** rice burners nothing like a good ol v8----sadly i have and old 85 suberu but i did not buy it it was given to me heck im only 13 and the car aint even street legal i just run it around our feilds and in the woods i dont have no 5" muffler heck it aint even got an exaust lol its fun to mess around with
Hey now, Subaru's are NOT ricers. I've owned several Subaru's from the 80's and they are awesome to race through the woods through.
And no one can call a WRX a ricer either, they actually make real horsepower and good torque for a 4 cylinder.
JJs450r
10-27-2006, 03:01 PM
heres a ricer citation i dont know how good it will show up ive had it for a while its goes good wtih this topic
also a muscle car dream pass is to break into the 10 11 range
ricers to get under 16
JJs450r
10-27-2006, 03:03 PM
bad habit always forget to post pic
what if i have a car like this...does that count lol !!??
i stole this pic off the net...mine looks a little different. i tried to take a picture but its too dark outside and its raining. ill take one tomorrow and post it.
http://aycu13.webshots.com/image/5132/2005295240240946606_rs.jpg
Originally posted by jdbrown_82
what if i have a car like this...does that count lol !!??
i stole this pic off the net...mine looks a little different. i tried to take a picture but its too dark outside and its raining. ill take one tomorrow and post it.
http://aycu13.webshots.com/image/5132/2005295240240946606_rs.jpg
mitsubshi eclipse? no...not a ricer at all
enduro400rider
10-27-2006, 06:14 PM
i gotta give the SOME of the ricers respect there are some nice cleanly build imports putting out some nice numbers, look at a twin turbo Supra, you mod one out a little and it will give a ferrari a run for its money on the straights, i have seen a Supra blow the doors off a 360 spider. Watch Mischeif 3000 if you dont beleive me. there are some people i dont agree with like the kid that goes to my school hes got a Berreta (4cyl) with a cherry bomb on it:rolleyes: with a big tip thats ready to fall off. hes got ebach stickers and other companies that wouldnt even dream of making parts for a sorry car like that, but if you build a nice CLEAN car whats there to make fun of?
lol, damn do i want another truck...i miss mine. never should have gotten a car.
Toadz400
10-27-2006, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by enduro400rider
i gotta give the SOME of the ricers respect there are some nice cleanly build imports putting out some nice numbers, look at a twin turbo Supra, you mod one out a little and it will give a ferrari a run for its money on the straights, i have seen a Supra blow the doors off a 360 spider. Watch Mischeif 3000 if you dont beleive me. there are some people i dont agree with like the kid that goes to my school hes got a Berreta (4cyl) with a cherry bomb on it:rolleyes: with a big tip thats ready to fall off. hes got ebach stickers and other companies that wouldnt even dream of making parts for a sorry car like that, but if you build a nice CLEAN car whats there to make fun of?
Sorry but a Supra is not considered a ricer, especially since it's a 6 cylinder. Here's a small list of imports I don't consider ricers:
Acura NSX, RSX Type-S, Toyota Supra, Nissan Skyline, Subaru WRX, etc.
here ya go..pics of my car now that it is daylight, and stopped raining. my car is dirty as ***t now...thanks alot rain.
i want a truck soooo bad..lol
http://aycu19.webshots.com/image/7298/2000152965273175620_rs.jpg
http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/4715/2000198340389977056_rs.jpg
http://aycu30.webshots.com/image/6469/2000156968032682552_rs.jpg
http://aycu04.webshots.com/image/5203/2000132382082434526_rs.jpg
Nick110
10-28-2006, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by mjpridered10
mitsubshi eclipse? no...not a ricer at all
If you leave it stock then NO.
But if you mod it, then eclipse's are deffinatly ricers. A fast looking car that has a v4 is a ricer. Especially when you put the fart can and huge tripple decker wing that is higher than the car.
The cars I dont consider Ricers, German cars (audi, VW, Saab, volvo), Supra, Lancer, WRX, Skyline, 300zx TT.
lol, i hear that...people put those mufflers on there that and its just sounds like a pissed off bumble bee; i hate it.
im a truck guy, i bought the car cause it gets 30 mpg...
but as ive said a few times..i want a truck...car isnt worth it.
cant do anything with it..cant haul anything..its just way to small.
enduro400rider
10-28-2006, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Nick110
If you leave it stock then NO.
But if you mod it, then eclipse's are deffinatly ricers. A fast looking car that has a v4 is a ricer. Especially when you put the fart can and huge tripple decker wing that is higher than the car.
The cars I dont consider Ricers, German cars (audi, VW, Saab, volvo), Supra, Lancer, WRX, Skyline, 300zx TT.
hmm v4??? and your trashing on peoples cars..... i think you better know what your talking about before you start trashing. to be honest honda makes some good motors for their size. my honda CRV the suv, will take my buddies mustang with mods (v6) for a stock honda SUV against a sporty-ish car i think it deserves some respect. alot of the kids out there with honda ect, probably couldnt afford a camaro or mustang, so they have to make do with an economical car, yes... some are just complete morons and have no sense, but there are that few that have good taste and know what they are doing there are some really nice hondas ect out there that are not all florescent painted automatics. one more thing if your agreeing with that quote you have, it really doesnt match up with your opinion the Lancer and WRX are 4 cylinders (v4 lol)
Nick110
10-28-2006, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by enduro400rider
hmm v4??? and your trashing on peoples cars..... i think you better know what your talking about before you start trashing. to be honest honda makes some good motors for their size. my honda CRV the suv, will take my buddies mustang with mods (v6) for a stock honda SUV against a sporty-ish car i think it deserves some respect. alot of the kids out there with honda ect, probably couldnt afford a camaro or mustang, so they have to make do with an economical car, yes... some are just complete morons and have no sense, but there are that few that have good taste and know what they are doing there are some really nice hondas ect out there that are not all florescent painted automatics. one more thing if your agreeing with that quote you have, it really doesnt match up with your opinion the Lancer and WRX are 4 cylinders (v4 lol)
Oh I forgot they dont make flashy looking v4 cars anymore. I was just stating my opinion on what cars i didnt think were ricers. Most people dont rice out lancers or wrx's. In fact I have never seen a riced out one.
coolguy8769
10-28-2006, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by Nick110
Oh I forgot they dont make flashy looking v4 cars anymore. I was just stating my opinion on what cars i didnt think were ricers. Most people dont rice out lancers or wrx's. In fact I have never seen a riced out one.
lmao nick there are about 3 in my school alone....
and cant forget your little van........
Toadz400
10-29-2006, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by enduro400rider
hmm v4??? and your trashing on peoples cars..... i think you better know what your talking about before you start trashing. to be honest honda makes some good motors for their size. my honda CRV the suv, will take my buddies mustang with mods (v6) for a stock honda SUV against a sporty-ish car i think it deserves some respect. alot of the kids out there with honda ect, probably couldnt afford a camaro or mustang, so they have to make do with an economical car, yes... some are just complete morons and have no sense, but there are that few that have good taste and know what they are doing there are some really nice hondas ect out there that are not all florescent painted automatics. one more thing if your agreeing with that quote you have, it really doesnt match up with your opinion the Lancer and WRX are 4 cylinders (v4 lol)
Does anyone even make a V4? I thought all 4 cylinders were inlines, seeing as that's the only way you get any torque out of them.
NorCalRacer
10-29-2006, 07:45 AM
LOL.... There is no such thing as a V-4.:blah:
Nick110
10-29-2006, 07:46 AM
V4- Inline 4 same thing. All that matters is that I was referring to a 4 cyclinder car.
... Yes I know the difference between a v4 and Inline 4.
NorCalRacer
10-29-2006, 08:03 AM
At least you made a point. This thread is great, ricers are hilarious. I work wih American V-8's all day and I think I am going to print out that first post for my shop wall:devil:
bwamos
10-30-2006, 08:17 AM
Most ricers are obnoxious.. but I honestly am a fan of a well built mid-90's Mazda RX7. Especially one with a 20B out of a Cosmo in it. ;)
ilpadrino113
10-30-2006, 09:40 AM
here ya go..pics of my car now that it is daylight, and stopped raining. my car is dirty as ***t now...thanks alot rain.
How come your hyundai's gas cap says eclipse?
bwamos
10-30-2006, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by ilpadrino113
How come your hyundai's gas cap says eclipse?
Because that's a Mitsubishi Eclipse.. lol.
EX lvr
10-30-2006, 03:59 PM
my truck is a 2500HD with a 350 and straight pipes....
this thread is awsome:D
its a 2006 mitsubishi eclipse gs thats why it says eclipse.
i read those comments above...yet another reason i want to get rid of this kiddish car...lol... i outgrew that crap a long time ago. come to think of it i was never really into that stuff anyhow.
its just a car, gets me where im going. i cant wait to get rid of it though and get a truck..finally have something more useful.
atvfrk10
10-30-2006, 08:12 PM
You know your a ricer if your Mountain Dew has more liters than your car.
joker11
10-30-2006, 10:59 PM
Laugh all you want at my Hyundai....but when I pull my 1ton crew cab dually with a 454ci big block into a gas station...I ain't laughing at all.
lol, love the pic man....
deathcorefan2
02-06-2009, 04:13 PM
wait..doesnt spoilers create rear downforce? why would you need that on a FWD?
BAHAHAHA
ZeroLogic
02-06-2009, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by deathcorefan2
wait..doesnt spoilers create rear downforce? why would you need that on a FWD?
BAHAHAHA
Oh God, noobs.:chinese:
I'll be in my bomb shelter when ww3 hits.
Originally posted by atvfrk10
You know your a ricer if your Mountain Dew has more liters than your car.
This thread is hilarious but I dont see how the picture is funny. F1 cars are 2.4L and they rape. More displacment doesnt mean its going to be faster.
631kfx400
02-06-2009, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by atvfrk10
You know your a ricer if your Mountain Dew has more liters than your car.
hahaha thats great
extremeblastr
02-06-2009, 04:38 PM
and then you realized this thread is 2+ years old and useless for anything other than starting arguements.
deathcorefan2
02-06-2009, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by extremeblastr
and then you realized this thread is 2+ years old and useless for anything other than starting arguements.
uh oh..someone call the wahmbulance...:D
extremeblastr
02-06-2009, 04:58 PM
damn always wanted a ride in one of those:D
631kfx400
02-06-2009, 05:14 PM
lol
brian76708
02-06-2009, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by deathcorefan2
uh oh..someone call the wahmbulance...:D
i think he wants a cheeseburger and some french cries haha sorrry i just couldnt resist. i don't get why people get so upset over vehicles
deathcorefan2
02-06-2009, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by brian76708
i think he wants a cheeseburger and some french cries haha sorrry i just couldnt resist. i don't get why people get so upset over vehicles
wahmburger and french cries you mean?
he might want to take a trip to wahmsterdam.
i can go all day.
KXRida
02-07-2009, 05:59 AM
From Streetkiaz.com
Top ticket list... Scion pulls a hat-trick
10 Most Ticketed Cars
1. Hummer H2
People who love the Hummer H2 probably love its bold, imposing looks. Apparently, cops love the H2 because it helps them meet their ticket quotas. Here's a tip: If you have an H2, maybe you shouldn't drive it near then end of the month when traffic cops are scrambling to make their numbers.
2. Scion tC
Seeing the tC on the most-ticketed list makes sense, given its popularity with young people. Its sporty performance, which comes at a price that makes affording tickets easy, probably helps tempt some drivers as well.
3. Scion xB
Like the Scion tC, the xB is aimed at younger drivers. Still, when you look at the xB's less-than-stellar performance, it's safe to assume that all the tickets xB drivers are getting aren't moving violations.
4. Mercedes Benz CLK63 AMG
If you're lucky enough to have a Mercedes AMG -- any AMG -- then a few tickets are worth unleashing this luxurious beast. Besides, if you've got a Mercedes, you can probably afford a few traffic citations.
5. Toyota Solara Coupe
Now, here's a surprise. The fifth most ticketed car is the Toyota Solara Coupe. Essentially a two-door Camry, the Solara isn't known for road-thrashing performance. Maybe Solara drivers just get a lot of parking tickets.
6. Mercedes Benz CLS63 AMG
The CLS63 AMG is another luxury performance car, so it's no shocker to see its drivers among the most ticketed. The question is: With all that power, why aren't more CLS63 AMG drivers outrunning the cops?
7. Scion xA
With the xA taking the seventh spot on the ten most ticketed cars list, Scion completes the traffic-ticket hat trick. Toyota's upstart little brand has only come out with four models over its entire lifespan -- and three of them will likely get you a date in traffic court.
8. Subaru Outback
Subarus have a reputation of being yuppie grocery getters, but the Outback manages to prove that stereotype wrong by being one of the top ten most ticketed cars. Apparently, the Outback is the car of choice for people who need to get to Whole Foods in a hurry, and maybe park illegally once they're there.
9. Audi A4
Audi often finds itself in the shadows of Mercedes and BMW, but not when it comes to getting tickets. The Audi A4 is the ninth most ticketed car in America.
10. Toyota Matrix
The Toyota Matrix is often credited for bringing SUV styling to small cars. Now it can also be credited to bringing insurance rate increases to thousands of its owners.
Or just drive a V8 :o
Originally posted by NorCalRacer
LOL.... There is no such thing as a V-4.:blah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Essex_V4_engine :o
deathcorefan2
02-07-2009, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by trol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Essex_V4_engine :o
lol i was gonna mention streetbikes.
:p
Kickstarts-suck
02-08-2009, 01:34 AM
Speaking of Ricers..
Check out what I found when I got off work.
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Yes it says "candy girl" on the front and a gay black dude drove it. It was a v6 auto too. He wouldn't race me :p
BlaineKaiser450
02-08-2009, 09:42 AM
lmao
Stevie-D
02-08-2009, 04:42 PM
This thread is hilarious but I dont see how the picture is funny. F1 cars are 2.4L and they rape. More displacment doesnt mean its going to be faster.
yes but those 2.4's are kinda tweaked just a tad:blah: they are also capable of holding together at 20k RPM. definately sick motors..
haha not to mention 2 people can carry the whole darn car around if need be. not too much weight to get skootin around:macho
i worked at a body shop years ago and we had one come in for paint and new decals...we were trying to figure out how to take it for a spin, but with a 1/2 mile dirt driveway and large potholes, it wasn't too feasable with an inch or two of ground clearance.:blah:
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