joke: guts or balls

[roundsy]

just heard this joke today, thought id share it, found it pretty funny

Medical facts which all males should be aware of.......
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. In reality there
isn't much difference since either one will ultimately result in death.

[CRich[814]]

your next was the best part hahaha.

[Ghost-Rider]

Nice :D

[Giz400ex]

Either way it sounds like a divorce to me!:D

[Honda400exrox]

Originally posted by roundsy
just heard this joke today, thought id share it, found it pretty funny

Medical facts which all males should be aware of.......
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. In reality there
isn't much difference since either one will ultimately result in death.

And you have neither, your getting it next time I see you....by the way when do you want me do drop of your road sign?

[roundsy]

Originally posted by Honda400exrox
And you have neither, your getting it next time I see you....by the way when do you want me do drop of your road sign?

dont ya just love 10-year-old internet-know-it-alls, so tough behind their little screens...lol

Steve you are a *****, lol, but you cut the sighn down, your getting it back, or ill drowned you in a creek.

[roundsy]

mitch the interent aint the time or place to make death threats, and you know perfectly well brad was the one who did it

[Honda400exrox]

Originally posted by roundsy
dont ya just love 10-year-old internet-know-it-alls, so tough behind their little screens...lol

your the one who pussied out saturday nite, "oh im not fighting you im too tired from hockey practice" nice one buddy:rolleyes:

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by Honda400exrox
your the one who pussied out saturday nite, "oh im not fighting you im too tired from hockey practice" nice one buddy:rolleyes: your from canada buddy...You really should not be going around talking **** about people chickening out...:ermm:

[c450Razy]

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your from canada buddy...You really should not be going around talking **** about people chickening out...:ermm: [/QUOTE]


lol:D

[Honda400exrox]

Originally posted by roundsy
dont ya just love 10-year-old internet-know-it-alls, so tough behind their little screens...lol


Im 17 and mitch is 15...so were are you geting this ten year old stuff?:confused:

and sadly mitch handed you your *** on a silver platter the other nite when he took you down...hows it feel to be schooled by a 15 year old when your 17?:confused:

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by Honda400exrox
Im 17 and mitch is 15...so were are you geting this ten year old stuff?:confused:

and sadly mitch handed you your *** on a silver platter the other nite when he took you down...hows it feel to be schooled by a 15 year old when your 17?:confused: when was the last time your country was even in a real fight?

stick to PMs buddy...becuase your all making yourself look like jack asses.

[Honda400exrox]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
when was the last time your country was even in a real fight?

stick to PMs buddy...becuase your all making yourself look like jack asses.

stfu buddy this doesnt involve you

I dont see what war has to do with this:confused:

Maybe cause our country has oil, we dont need to steal it from towel heads, but you dumb *******s cant even pull that off right
HAHAHA

[Warnerade]

when we find oil, we use it..we dont preserve the area to keep it looking pretty:)

by the way...im not your buddy.

[400exrider99]

Originally posted by Ghost-Rider
Nice :D