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aci clay
09-21-2006, 04:30 PM
SO JOHNNY COMES TO THE FARM IN ALABAMA, SEES DADDY IN THE BARN AND TELLS HIM: "HEY DADDY I JUST FOUND THE GIRL I'M GONNA MARRY. SHE DOES THE DISHES, CLEANS THE HOUSE,MOWS THE GRASS AND CLEANS MY FISH AND GAME. THE BEST THING IS SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN!"

SO DADDY SCRATCHES HIS HEAD AND THINKS FOR A WHILE AND TELLS JOHNNY: "WELL JOHNNY THERE AIN'T NO WAY YOUR GONNA MARRY HER. IFFIN SHE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FER HER OWN KIN SHE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU."

HB416EX
09-21-2006, 04:41 PM
Girls who were molested consider themselves virgins until they bang a non family member.

exboy
09-21-2006, 08:23 PM
;)

300EXrider356
09-21-2006, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by exboy
;)

hahahaha

GOTFEAR
09-21-2006, 09:56 PM
Oh my god........... ha hahahaha