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Quad18star
09-19-2006, 06:44 AM
The Old Fire Truck

A mighty fire had been raging at a Texas oil refinery. Fire engines from all around had tried in vain to get close enough to the fierce blaze to put it out, but the heat was so intense that no one could even get near the burning oil and gas. Hundreds of fire trucks from far and wide had been called and now they all just sat wondering what to do.
Suddenly, an old fire engine from a tiny fire company appeared in the distance. It was the only truck from a tiny town and had been driving all night in response to this alarm. To the amazement of all of the firemen, the tiny truck sped right past the other fire engines and came to a leisurely halt right at the base of the fire. The men in the tiny truck leaped out, doused themselves with water from their own hoses, and proceeded to extinguish the fire.

The next day at an awards ceremony for the 6 heroic men of the tiny fire company, the Governor presented the fire chief with a check for $20,000.

"What do you think your fire company will do with such a large amount of money?", asked the Governor.

"Well," replied the old fire chief, "the first thing we're gonna do with it is fix the brakes on that old truck!"

Quad18star
09-19-2006, 06:45 AM
World Wide Web Domain Names

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is ww.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at ww.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at ww.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at ww.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… ww.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: ww.molestationnursery.co.

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always ww.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is ww.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: ww.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at ww.gotahoe.com

ShiftFMX
09-19-2006, 06:59 AM
Haha, I like that second one, I read it out loud to people in the office. :p