$400,000 Lawsuit

[FasstMidnightZ]

Just amazing, amazing. :eek:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13509704/

Originally posted by bomb_squad
Just amazing, amazing. :eek:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13509704/


lol omg that would be horable

[juanki]

he had to be the hit among women......lol

[miller821]

LMAO! I wonder how long it took him to realise that it wasn't going to go back down:o

[popo]

Originally posted by ride hard man
LMAO! I wonder how long it took him to realise that it wasn't going to go back down:o

When he could open doors without using his hands. :devil:

[theTman]

He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks



:p

[Camaroguy87132]

lmfao that sucks

[Ruby Soho]

:D :D :D

hahahahaha!

that must have really sucked

[FasstMidnightZ]

Wonder after 10 years could he do this. :confused: :D
http://www.texaschapbookpress.com/viagra.htm

[Iliketogofast]

LOL!!! It said the implant allowed his penis to be erect or limp whenever he wanted! Wtf did he have in there, a hydraulic cylinder?

[coolex]

he waited 10 years to sue

i think something would be wrong after 2 hours maximum


what was he thinking those 10 years, " i sure hope it goes down soon " lol " i guees ill wait another day"

[Quad18star]

I bet he was the poster guy for Weird Al's song - Walk with an Erection . ;)

[Hon300ex]

Originally posted by coolex
he waited 10 years to sue

i think something would be wrong after 2 hours maximum


what was he thinking those 10 years, " i sure hope it goes down soon " lol " i guees ill wait another day"

lmao thats great....


you have to feel bad for the guy tho... it said it cant be taken it

[F-16Guy]

That must have been really, uh, hard on him.:eek: :devil:

[Doober]

dam that would suck, imagine if you fell face first on the ground

Why is he *****in'? If that happened to me, I'd be hittin' on all kind of women. Left and right they'd come. But then I hear that the more you masterbate, the more likely it is going to shrink. ASK NO QUESTIONS, I TELL YOU NO LIES.

[400eXr1d3rZ]

The more you spank it, the smaller it gets? not true, people in some 3rd world country teach there children at very young ages how to masterbate, thus making there penis, rather, big. Discovery Channel, watch it some time.


^^^ not flaming

[troutman561]

Originally posted by 400eXr1d3rZ
The more you spank it, the smaller it gets? not true, people in some 3rd world country teach there children at very young ages how to masterbate, thus making there penis, rather, big. Discovery Channel, watch it some time.


^^^ not flaming


damn, then mine should be like 25 inches long:blah:

Wait, I think I confused two subjects together. And a little hint...Never read Cosmo when it says "Mans worst nightmare." Let's just say...If you hear a pop in a certain some place....You're in for one hell of a ride. :devil:

[Aceman]

A 10 year erection!!! Sounds like he's God's gift to women!!:macho Unless it's tiny, then that wouldn't be good. It would probably suck to walk through a crowd though, "oohh excuse me, ohh sorry about that, ohh I didn't mean to bump you" haha. CLEAR A PATH PEOPLE!!

[derekhonda]

I find it hard to believe that a man that got ****ed over by this company and has to live the rest of his life like this only recieves $400,000. But the grandma who spills hot coffee on herself gets 30 million? Difference?

[Hon300ex]

Originally posted by Doober
dam that would suck, imagine if you fell face first on the ground

I'm sure he would rather fall face first then shwang first.

Then again, that thing just might pop him back up.

[brapbrap13]

wow. how could you go 10 years. was he a porn star?

[Doober]

you couldnt even lay on your stomach to go to sleep!

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by derekhonda
I find it hard to believe that a man that got ****ed over by this company and has to live the rest of his life like this only recieves $400,000. But the grandma who spills hot coffee on herself gets 30 million? Difference?

One has served over 99 billion , the other screwed up on one erection .

[LTandRaptorider]

So I guess nobody has to ask this guy... "What's up?"!! :blah:

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by LTandRaptorider
So I guess nobody has to ask this guy... "What's up?"!! :blah:

Make sure you never use that company Bart !!! :p

So after reading the article , this guy had a metal rod in his wang ?!?!:confused: And he was supposed to be able to pull it up when needed and push it down when not in use ?!?! Now that's f***ed up stuff !!!!!

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by Quad18star
Make sure you never use that company Bart !!! :p


No need... "He's" always up before me! :p

[popo]

Originally posted by Quad18star

So after reading the article , this guy had a metal rod in his wang ?!?!:confused: And he was supposed to be able to pull it up when needed and push it down when not in use ?!?! Now that's f***ed up stuff !!!!!

Maybe he broke his clapper. Too many clap on's and not enough clap off's. Or too much wax on wax off. :devil:

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by popo
Maybe he broke his clapper. Too many clap on's and not enough clap off's. Or too much wax on wax off. :devil:

LMAO . Not enough grease fittings , the thing seized up .. litterally !!!

What happens when you walk through the security metal detectors at an airport ??

" I swear it's my wang ... it's made out of metal " .. " Sir we're going to have to search you" . Poor guy !!!!


No need... "He's" always up before me!

Wrong ... that's just plain wrong !!!! Too much info Bart . :huh

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by Quad18star

Wrong ... that's just plain wrong !!!! Too much info Bart . :huh

Well, it does help for carrying a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee... :devil:

[FasstMidnightZ]

Haha!
Ohh I thought you guys would get a kick out of that. Glad everyones having a good laugh. :chinese:

[Quad18star]

I wonder if this old guy was really cocky or not !!! :cool:

[FasstMidnightZ]

I guess he was a hard head for waiting 10 years eh. :confused:

[ohsobad_chevy]

LMAO, If it was me I would be going to the beach or something. I would go buy me a new pair of shoes...or go get a massage. LMAO, can you imagine what the massage therapist would say about that. "Why is that towel look like a tent" hahaaha

Anyways, thanks for the laugh

[sakirocket28]

haha what a trooper..a real "stand up guy" eh?:D

[Latemodel32]

LMAO betca he had stock in Doctor coat's:D

[wheelinforlife]

Must have been HARD for him.. lLOLOL

[Iliketogofast]

I wonder why they can't take it out the same way they put it in... Maybe it would mess it up?

That begs the question: Which would you rather have... a lifelong erection, or not to be able to get one at all?

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by Iliketogofast
I wonder why they can't take it out the same way they put it in... Maybe it would mess it up?

That begs the question: Which would you rather have... a lifelong erection, or not to be able to get one at all?

If I had to choose , I'd take the hard-on for life if no medication or anything like that would be able to help . Having a permanent limp bizkit would make me depressed .

[FasstMidnightZ]

Originally posted by Quad18star
Having a permanent limp bizkit would make me depressed .
ROFL! Nice termanology you got there. :p

He could dominate the sport of pin the tail on the donkey, and I'd really hate to wrestle with him.