Pappy
05-13-2006, 09:09 PM
Ok, I admit I usually find something else to do when a horror movie is the nights flick. Frankly, they bore me and if the supernatural is involved, my moto is " Dont F with something that doesnt die when you shoot it in the head":ermm:
Anyway, the wife and the boys peaked my interest when tonights movie stated the following....
"5 college students and a medical student are chased in the remote West Virginia mountains by inbred cannibals"
Ok....this I gotta watch:D
There was not much horror, but there are a few things that I noted while watching the movie.
1) If there were chicks like that in WV, there would be either more or less inbreeding depending on your relationship to the well tanned, properly porportioned young ladies that the film featured.
2) medical students usually are not the violent type, and usually are not the ones winning out over 3 inbreed freaks. (Deliverence proved that you must be Burt Reynolds to be the victor over inbreeds)
3) Inbred Cannibals. I can believe the inbred part, I think I actually saw one of the movies inbreds at a ball game tonight:chinese: The cannibal part....c'mon. Even a good self respecting inbred west virginian would rather eat a bag of fried pork skins then chomp down on a 20 something white dude. And I would have to say that even an inbred would rather dine at the Y then hack off the chicks head. Boobies are boobies for christ sake. As a WV resident, I take offense to the inbreds being portrayed as possibly 3/4 homo, even Cletus Inbred would have popped wood at the meer site of these lil' darlins.
4) Never ever show a inbred with a gun that is not in perfect operation condition. I know hollywood hates guns, but WV boys know full well how to treat a firearm. They did get the sharp knives down though, even if it was used to hack the head off a Game Warden after he was head shot with a bow that appeared to be from Bravehart:huh
5) I give the director credit, after causing thier victims cars to become trapped, they scraped the car, after all, why would an inbred want to cruise the back 40 in a BMW when he has a beat to death tow truck to sport in:rolleyes: I do not think the hollywood crowd understands that being inbred is trendy in some circles:huh
6) The typical hollywood BS that follows horror moviers was quite evident, but was it necassary to show us, the viewer, all these hot chicks and not one titty shot. Inbred or not, cannibal or not, everyone likes breast meat.
7) WV is not known for creating 7 foot tall inbreds that can lift you 4 feet off the ground with barbed wire. Inbreeding usually causes a nicely sloped forehead, an orinate amount of drool on the lower lip, and the urge to smile a toothless grin. Speaking of whic, I have never seen an inbred with razor sharp teeth....or teeth for that matter:scary: C'mon hollywood, do some research.
8) Again, hot chicks and no boobie shot.
9) Just where does a medical student get the skills needed to take a bullet in the leg, outrun 3 inbreds and manage to wack all 3 in the end? Well, at the end he had 1 bullet in a gun....and still wouldnt shoot an inbred. He did stab one, run one down and set another on fire, but even inbreds deserve political correctness so guns were shown but not used:p SHOOT THE DYING INBRED, he would do it for you.
10) I am a proud West Virginian, but damn to we take a bad rap. I can buy into alot of the stereo typing, but even before hacking a head we would take a peek at a boob for christs sake:p
Sorry, as you can see this movie brought out some feelings and I needed to share them:D
Anyway, the wife and the boys peaked my interest when tonights movie stated the following....
"5 college students and a medical student are chased in the remote West Virginia mountains by inbred cannibals"
Ok....this I gotta watch:D
There was not much horror, but there are a few things that I noted while watching the movie.
1) If there were chicks like that in WV, there would be either more or less inbreeding depending on your relationship to the well tanned, properly porportioned young ladies that the film featured.
2) medical students usually are not the violent type, and usually are not the ones winning out over 3 inbreed freaks. (Deliverence proved that you must be Burt Reynolds to be the victor over inbreeds)
3) Inbred Cannibals. I can believe the inbred part, I think I actually saw one of the movies inbreds at a ball game tonight:chinese: The cannibal part....c'mon. Even a good self respecting inbred west virginian would rather eat a bag of fried pork skins then chomp down on a 20 something white dude. And I would have to say that even an inbred would rather dine at the Y then hack off the chicks head. Boobies are boobies for christ sake. As a WV resident, I take offense to the inbreds being portrayed as possibly 3/4 homo, even Cletus Inbred would have popped wood at the meer site of these lil' darlins.
4) Never ever show a inbred with a gun that is not in perfect operation condition. I know hollywood hates guns, but WV boys know full well how to treat a firearm. They did get the sharp knives down though, even if it was used to hack the head off a Game Warden after he was head shot with a bow that appeared to be from Bravehart:huh
5) I give the director credit, after causing thier victims cars to become trapped, they scraped the car, after all, why would an inbred want to cruise the back 40 in a BMW when he has a beat to death tow truck to sport in:rolleyes: I do not think the hollywood crowd understands that being inbred is trendy in some circles:huh
6) The typical hollywood BS that follows horror moviers was quite evident, but was it necassary to show us, the viewer, all these hot chicks and not one titty shot. Inbred or not, cannibal or not, everyone likes breast meat.
7) WV is not known for creating 7 foot tall inbreds that can lift you 4 feet off the ground with barbed wire. Inbreeding usually causes a nicely sloped forehead, an orinate amount of drool on the lower lip, and the urge to smile a toothless grin. Speaking of whic, I have never seen an inbred with razor sharp teeth....or teeth for that matter:scary: C'mon hollywood, do some research.
8) Again, hot chicks and no boobie shot.
9) Just where does a medical student get the skills needed to take a bullet in the leg, outrun 3 inbreds and manage to wack all 3 in the end? Well, at the end he had 1 bullet in a gun....and still wouldnt shoot an inbred. He did stab one, run one down and set another on fire, but even inbreds deserve political correctness so guns were shown but not used:p SHOOT THE DYING INBRED, he would do it for you.
10) I am a proud West Virginian, but damn to we take a bad rap. I can buy into alot of the stereo typing, but even before hacking a head we would take a peek at a boob for christs sake:p
Sorry, as you can see this movie brought out some feelings and I needed to share them:D