insaneracin2003
05-04-2006, 07:57 AM
SATIRICAL VIRUS WARNING
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (or as it's commonly
known - WORK)
If you receive WORK of any kind from any of your colleagues, your boss or
anyone else via ANY means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private/social life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these instructions:
1. Put on your jacket
2. Take 2 friends to the nearest bar
3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(or as it's commonly called - WINE)
4. Ingest the antidote orally in 6-8 oz doses repeatedly until WORK has
been completely eliminated from your system.
PLEASE forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you
have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life! This virus is
DEADLY! Run (don' t walk) to the closest liquor store or restaurant (if you
are not near a bar) and administer the antidote immediately!
UPDATE: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (or BEER) may be substituted for WINE.
Please note that you may require a more generous dosage in order to receive
equal benefit of WINE.
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (or as it's commonly
known - WORK)
If you receive WORK of any kind from any of your colleagues, your boss or
anyone else via ANY means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private/social life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these instructions:
1. Put on your jacket
2. Take 2 friends to the nearest bar
3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(or as it's commonly called - WINE)
4. Ingest the antidote orally in 6-8 oz doses repeatedly until WORK has
been completely eliminated from your system.
PLEASE forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you
have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life! This virus is
DEADLY! Run (don' t walk) to the closest liquor store or restaurant (if you
are not near a bar) and administer the antidote immediately!
UPDATE: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (or BEER) may be substituted for WINE.
Please note that you may require a more generous dosage in order to receive
equal benefit of WINE.