ak_stick
05-02-2006, 08:19 PM
If you attach a blade tie down to a rotor blade, you realy can convince the 10 dumb infantryman that you have to pull start your black hawk because the starter failed.
If the pilots argue about who should fly, and pull the keys out and toss them to the crewchief in the back whilst dropping the collective, any and all passengers onboard who are hooked into the ICS system will freak out and scream like girls.
When flying, resist the urge to fly with your boots out the window. Thought extremely good feeling, you feel like an idiot walking back with one boot on the flight line.
Your Commanding officer will not find the humor in you jousting with the Polaris Rangers on the flight line.
Nor will she find you wearing a stabilator cover on your head, a trash can lid for a shield, a broom for a lance, and two guys pushing the "knights" along the hanger floor funny.
Camels do not respond well to grenade simulators.
Neither do TCN's respond well to a smoke grenade dropped down the outhouse exhaust tube.
It may be funny to throw a rock at the outhouse when your buddy's in there. But the LTC who gets scared and pee's his pants will not find it funny.
Hadji can't hit a barn if you locked him inside it with a mortar, but can go 10 for 10 on outhouses and generators.
You are not allowed to paint Martyr Machine on the side of any US helicopters with IR paint. Even though the only hadji's with Night Vision are bad guys, we cant offend them.
No matter how hard you throw a soccer ball from a moving aircraft the kid you hit will still jump up and wave.
Kids are hard targets to hit with a soccer ball from a flying helicopter.....
If the pilots argue about who should fly, and pull the keys out and toss them to the crewchief in the back whilst dropping the collective, any and all passengers onboard who are hooked into the ICS system will freak out and scream like girls.
When flying, resist the urge to fly with your boots out the window. Thought extremely good feeling, you feel like an idiot walking back with one boot on the flight line.
Your Commanding officer will not find the humor in you jousting with the Polaris Rangers on the flight line.
Nor will she find you wearing a stabilator cover on your head, a trash can lid for a shield, a broom for a lance, and two guys pushing the "knights" along the hanger floor funny.
Camels do not respond well to grenade simulators.
Neither do TCN's respond well to a smoke grenade dropped down the outhouse exhaust tube.
It may be funny to throw a rock at the outhouse when your buddy's in there. But the LTC who gets scared and pee's his pants will not find it funny.
Hadji can't hit a barn if you locked him inside it with a mortar, but can go 10 for 10 on outhouses and generators.
You are not allowed to paint Martyr Machine on the side of any US helicopters with IR paint. Even though the only hadji's with Night Vision are bad guys, we cant offend them.
No matter how hard you throw a soccer ball from a moving aircraft the kid you hit will still jump up and wave.
Kids are hard targets to hit with a soccer ball from a flying helicopter.....