How many forum members does it take to Screw in a lightbulb?

[USAF Dirtboy]

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.
Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".
Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.
Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.
Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.
Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.
Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."
Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.
AND
One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something

[FreekShow]

This has been posted about 5,000 times

[USAF Dirtboy]

Really...well my bad then;) It was the first time I read it so it is new to me :)

[JOEX]

Originally posted by FreekShow
This has been posted about 5,000 times

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
:eek: :D :devil:

[Honda400exrox]

Originally posted by JOEX
:eek: :D :devil:


I have a story to share regarding a cat and a lightbulb
:huh :p

[400exrules]

lightbulbs suck, i use candles

[wvspeedfreak]

That's funny right there,I don't care who you are.

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by 400exrules
lightbulbs suck, i use candles
dude,it is light bulbs......:p

[armoks]

Originally posted by insaneracin2003
dude,it is light bulbs......:p

NO NO NO It's a brightness produced from a spherical object that lets you see in the dark object.:chinese:

[Atkins]

my solar powered flashlight is broken. :(

[Atkins]

nvm, figured out its a fleshlight :)

[TheFontMaster]

Originally posted by insaneracin2003
dude,it is light bulbs......:p


Your stupid:p

[standardryder]

http://www.bulbcollector.com/forum/ heres a pretty good forum to answer all your light bulb/lightbulb questions:)

[exrider008]

Originally posted by standardryder
http://www.bulbcollector.com/forum/ heres a pretty good forum to answer all your light bulb/lightbulb questions:)

LMAO wow WTF kind of fourms it that i mean who the hell would join that.

[TRX_450]

Originally posted by exrider008
IMAO wow WTF kind of fourms it that i mean who the hell would join that.

339 people :blah:

[derekhonda]

Originally posted by TheFontMaster
Your stupid:p

You're :devil:

[Doober]

thats "you are";) :devil:

[insaneracin2003]

it is dumb not stupid :eek2:

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by Atkins
nvm, figured out its a fleshlight :) i think im the only one who caught that...LMFAO

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
i think im the only one who caught that...LMFAO i did too. im glad to know i posted on one of the dumbest threads currently on the website

[tater_kamik]

Originally posted by TRX_450
339 people :blah:

im a member


jk

and i caught the fleshlight, but should it be flesh light instead??;)

[Chicksdigme423]

that site HAS to be a joke

"wow, i am very interested in purchasing one of those lamps" haha:p

anyway! this one time the cat knocked over the lamp and the LIGHT BULB,

[dsmlover]

why not add
ten to tell the people to search about lightbulbs

and 1 to tell about all the posts :D

[wheeltrax]

whats the best lightbulb for my lamp?

(Whats the best exaust for 400ex)

[coolex]

Originally posted by wheeltrax
whats the best lightbulb for my lamp?

(Whats the best exaust for 400ex)


i dont know we have a search buton for a reason , idiot

[fast_enough]

Originally posted by exrider008
IMAO wow WTF kind of fourms it that i mean who the hell would join that.

Just take a deep breath, and type what you mean, ok? Because I'm still trying to figure out what IMAO means...In my *** off? Don't get ahead of yourself.

[400exrider707]

lol, this is the funniest thread I've read in a while on here ......:D

and by the way whats the best pipe for my light bulb?

[derekhonda]

Quick question. My light bulb has stopped working. What should I do now? Please answer quickly, its almost night...

[SGA]

Everytime I try to use my lightbulb, my neighbors call the law on me.

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by 400exrider707
lol, this is the funniest thread I've read in a while on here ......:D

and by the way whats the best pipe for my light bulb?
I dont think your gonna have a problem with the best pipe,it is the jetting that is gonna kick your arse:p

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by derekhonda
Quick question. My light bulb has stopped working. What should I do now? Please answer quickly, its almost night...
try the other light switch :scary:

[rbgnwa45]

Now you'll want to set yourself up with one of these babies. 40Watts of pure synthetic light your messing with right there.

http://www.urbanjunkies.com/images/light-bulb.jpg

[insaneracin2003]

now this is a badd boy :eek2:

Originally posted by insaneracin2003
now this is a badd boy :eek2: the enemy

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by MixMasterMike
the enemy
lmao......3 candlelight power:macho

[400exrider707]

Originally posted by insaneracin2003
I dont think your gonna have a problem with the best pipe,it is the jetting that is gonna kick your arse:p

My dealer told me I wouldn't have to jet with my new pipe because this type of bulb doesn't really need it. Also he thinks I might have broke my kanooter valve.

[Hornbreaker]

It only takes two to screw in a light bulb, but it better be a really big bulb!

[DVXchic]

I broke my bulb, life sucks without it:(

I love this tread, good laugh:p

[troutman561]

What type of neon gases should I run in my fluorescent light bulb? Im not sure of the compression ratio and it is 1100Ft up in my office... Quick answers plz!!

P.S, anyone know some solid info on the new neon gas injected, 100w, fluorescent bulb coming out for 07, i've heard rumors....

[armoks]

You need a 158 ppm Plutonium Nitrate, mixed with a purple powerband spring that will give you the right Neon gasses that will fill you're bulb.

[PismoLocal]

will shocks from a halogen light bulb fit my neon light bulb?

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by troutman561
What type of neon gases should I run in my fluorescent light bulb? Im not sure of the compression ratio and it is 1100Ft up in my office... Quick answers plz!!

P.S, anyone know some solid info on the new neon gas injected, 100w, fluorescent bulb coming out for 07, i've heard rumors....
I need a link for that info buddy,WE NEED FACTS BRO!! What do you think this is,The (open)Forum.there is no sutch things as rumours round here.
:chinese:
you will also need to change out your muffler bearing once you make the change to neon gas injected 100w flourescent bulb. look into duel neon suspension also......i am losing myself:scary:

[400exrules]

how often should i lube my light bulbs:confused:

[tater_kamik]

should i run high octane in my stock light bulb? will it make me any faster??

[HondaRacer300ex]

I blew the top end in my Bulb-action lightbulb. I re-did it and now it's running better than ever.

I even put some Race Gas in there and its bring enough to make ya go blind!

But the tire pressure just wont get even...

[troutman561]

I found the pic of the newest light bulb to hit the market in 08', its about time they are releasing this one, it has been 7 years since they have a made an up to date light that can compete.... the pic looks alittle photoshoped tho.. give your opinions on that....

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by troutman561
I found the pic of the newest light bulb to hit the market in 08', its about time they are releasing this one, it has been 7 years since they have a made an up to date light that can compete.... the pic looks alittle photoshoped tho.. give your opinions on that....
:eek2: Good Lord !!! can you say "tanning salon" ya better keep an eye on the kinniplin pin in that thing,prolly has enough torq to tear a house down:ermm:

[TheFontMaster]

Haha if only those lightbulb forum guys saw this.:p

[coolex]

Originally posted by insaneracin2003
:eek2: Good Lord !!! can you say "tanning salon" ya better keep an eye on the kinniplin pin in that thing,prolly has enough torq to tear a house down:ermm:


i wouldnt keep my eye on it to long it could burn out your retnas lol

[troutman561]

post pics of your winter bulb rebuild!!

[rbgnwa45]

I'm not sure what color scheme to go with, maybe a black on black, or black and red...:devil:

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1110293/2/istockphoto_1110293_snow_on_lamppost_series.jpg

a lightbulb(light bulb?) performs better aftera proper break in.

proper break in is putting it in a glass of water and sticking it in the microwave for a few seconds...lights it right up and will add 50 hours(give or take) to the life of the bulb,

[zedicus00]

Originally posted by SGA
Everytime I try to use my lightbulb, my neighbors call the law on me.

i was thinking the same thing... aw the many uses of light bulbs... i hear the smaller ones out of ovens work the best.

[insaneracin2003]

especially the one in the fridge that never goes out :huh

[rbgnwa45]

How come the fridge light never goes out? It's a paradox :eek2:

[DVXchic]

IMO the fridgidare lightbulb is way better than the maytag lightbulb, maytag is way overrated:blah:

I can't believe this thread is still going....

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by DVXchic
IMO the fridgidare lightbulb is way better than the maytag lightbulb, maytag is way overrated:blah:

I can't believe this thread is still going....
never mind the light bulbs,how bout the free-on <sp that goes in them suckas.more free-on,more power:devil:

[USAF Dirtboy]

Wow I dont think anybody has asked this question yet....ready....."what is the best pipe for my 06' Lightbulb"

Originally posted by USAF Dirtboy
Wow I dont think anybody has asked this question yet....ready....."what is the best pipe for my 06' Lightbulb" You will need to modify your powerbands jetting and bore out your kanooter valve to handle the extra torque.

[USAF Dirtboy]

Originally posted by MXFourTwoEight
You will need to modify your powerbands jetting and bore out your kanooter valve to handle the extra torque.

Is there a big bore kit for this....where can I get one...and which one is the best one?:)

[tater_kamik]

my yamaha light bulb will stomp your honda light bulb any day

i took the spark arrestor out of my light bulb and it sounds so bas a** i got like 20 hp out of just that

[rbgnwa45]

I just punched out my 40W to 60W...It's a huge performance gain.

[redracing88]

:D :D


rbgnwa45 I just punched out my 40W to 60W...It's a huge performance gain.







:huh wtf thats funny I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE.

[troutman561]

Originally posted by tater_kamik
my yamaha light bulb will stomp your honda light bulb any day

i took the spark arrestor out of my light bulb and it sounds so bas a** i got like 20 hp out of just that

While the point is easily seen, maybe we should keep it to light bulb terms, like my GE bulb will out perform your Litetronics bulb.......

[tater_kamik]

too bad i couldnt think of two light bulb companies