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Alberta_Qaudin
03-02-2006, 09:43 AM
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when
they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship
that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female
whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the
same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it
and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the
whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the
safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and
told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach
the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to
follow him.

Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to
swallow the seamen."

derekhonda
03-02-2006, 10:54 AM
haha :devil:

Toadz400
03-02-2006, 10:58 AM
Haha, that's a good one. I think I'm going to show that to my girlfriend, I bet she won't get it:ermm: :( .

@Bad465EX
03-02-2006, 11:08 AM
my ole' lady always ways im not going to go through all that work juat to spit it out !~! I'm not gona complain

MR.BIG
03-02-2006, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by @Bad465EX
my ole' lady always ways im not going to go through all that work juat to spit it out !~! I'm not gona complain

Nice definately a keeper! Plus its not polite for a lady to spit, lol!

ZeroLogic
03-02-2006, 11:35 AM
Haha, good one.

@Bad465EX
03-02-2006, 11:38 AM
True very true... didnt mean to steal the thread away from the joke though.