OK.. I hate surprises........

[PHAT400]

My wife just called me here at work and say's "I need you to come home right after work" and she has a surprise for me...

UH OH... Now mind you I've been with this woman for 13 years and she has yet to surprise me.... It's usually me SHOCKING her.......

Give me some good laughs/thoughts before I go home...


Let see if anyone pegs it..
Thanks..

Dean:rolleyes:

[rooster400ex]

pregnant? or maybe she hit the lottery, that would be a suprise

[tw1976]

She met someone better and is running away with them, j/k

Hope its a good surprise, maybe a baby?

new drapes. or shades.

[zeppelin]

i bet it is an '03 limited edition excursion

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by rooster400ex
pregnant? or maybe she hit the lottery, that would be a suprise

Nope.. could'nt be pregnant... she took the boy's after my son was born... with the exclamation "YOUR NOT GONNA DO THAT TO ME AGAIN"

Lottery would be cool but I think someone in Kansas won..

That'd be awesome..

[exrider008]

i have no clue but tell us what it is.

[tw1976]

I guess it would be a real surprise then if she was pregnant.

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by tw1976
I guess it would be a real surprise then if she was pregnant.

As long as the kid doesn't look like Morgan Freeman.... LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

:huh

[wilkin250r]

I'm betting it's a surprise for HER.

You know how it is. When she says "I", it really means "We". Such as "I am going on a diet" or "I want to clean out the storage closet".

When she says "We" or "Us", she means "You". Such as "We should hang the Christmas lights"

It's going to be something that she says she bought for the two of you, but really she bought it for her.

However, in order to qualify for the Guess My Wife's Surprise contest, I need to be specific.

I'm guessing she bought herself a new car. Not brand new, but new to the two of you.

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
I'm betting it's a surprise for HER.

You know how it is. When she says "I", it really means "We". Such as "I am going on a diet" or "I want to clean out the storage closet".

When she says "We" or "Us", she means "You". Such as "We should hang the Christmas lights"

It's going to be something that she says she bought for the two of you, but really she bought it for her.

However, in order to qualify for the Guess My Wife's Surprise contest, I need to be specific.

I'm guessing she bought herself a new car. Not brand new, but new to the two of you.

I'm thinking the same thing... I have'nt had a chance to look in the checking account and I'm afraid to... My birthday is April 4 and I've been itching for something new...

OH MAN... 52 minutes to go.....

[BlasterEaten250]

450R!!:)

Originally posted by wilkin250r
I'm betting it's a surprise for HER.

You know how it is. When she says "I", it really means "We". Such as "I am going on a diet" or "I want to clean out the storage closet".

When she says "We" or "Us", she means "You". Such as "We should hang the Christmas lights"

It's going to be something that she says she bought for the two of you, but really she bought it for her.

However, in order to qualify for the Guess My Wife's Surprise contest, I need to be specific.

I'm guessing she bought herself a new car. Not brand new, but new to the two of you. you think too much...kinda like a girl :blah: that or your high

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by MixMasterMike
you think too much...kinda like a girl :blah: that or your high

NICE!!!:devil:

[wilkin250r]

Originally posted by MixMasterMike
you think too much...kinda like a girl :blah: that or your high

You have it all backwards. Girls don't think too much, they talk too much.

[Ralph]

she took the boy's after my son was born..

Am i the only one who had to read that twice? You let her take ur nuts?????????????

what the hell. I dont see how u would ever agree to that

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by Ralph
Am i the only one who had to read that twice? You let her take ur nuts?????????????

what the hell. I dont see how u would ever agree to that

I wondered if anyone would catch that...

Just kidding. My boy came into this world pinned @ 150 MPH sideways.... Tore her up pretty good.. as a matter of fact it almost killed her.. We dicided at that point one was plenty..



:(

[300ex_#387]

Originally posted by Ralph
Am i the only one who had to read that twice? You let her take ur nuts?????????????

what the hell. I dont see how u would ever agree to that


I was thinking the same thing too.....

[PismoLocal]

im thinkin she bought something for the house. Something like furniture or new light fixtures or somthin, maybe she painted a room or re-decorated something. Thats usually what happens when my mom tells my dad to come home asap. He comes home to find out that my mom spent a couple grand of his money to buy furniture that we dont need in the first place or something along those lines.

[Ralph]

so why did u have to give up your jewels.

[wilkin250r]

Originally posted by PismoLocal
im thinkin she bought something for the house. Something like furniture or new light fixtures or somthin, maybe she painted a room or re-decorated something. Thats usually what happens when my mom tells my dad to come home asap. He comes home to find out that my mom spent a couple grand of his money to buy furniture that we dont need in the first place or something along those lines.

C'mon, it's like a contest (with no prize). You gotta be more specific.

You can go ahead and lump "New home furnishings" into one guess, be it a new couch, new table, or new bed. However, it would NOT include new paint on the walls.

Or, you can guess "Bedroom Redecoration", which would include a new bed or new paint, but would NOT include a new dining room table (unless you have a table in your bedroom).

[exrider008]

Originally posted by Ralph
so why did u have to give up your jewels.

think about it:rolleyes:

[rooster400ex]

ok i take back my other guess, i want to change. i'm guessing she bought you a pet, a dog or cat.

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by Ralph
so why did u have to give up your jewels.

Seriously.. just kidding..

She had her tubes tied shortly after he was born.

I'm still in one piece...

[wilkin250r]

SHE got fixed, and not you?

Curious, why did you choose that route? If I'm not mistaken, it's a little easier operation for the guys than it is for the girls.

[Ralph]

cause he didnt want to give them up. Not to sound crude and i hope this will never be the case but if there was a divorce she is the one not wanting a nother child not him. So why should he give them up when in a future relationship he might want to have another kid.

[Ralph]

Originally posted by exrider008
think about it:rolleyes:

:rolleyes: read his next post. :macho

[PismoLocal]

Ok ill narrow it down to "new home furnishings". Couch, table and chairs, something like that.

[Ralph]

SHE GOT A HAIR CUT.

Thats right she hit that age and now cut her hair short.

Be aware. Chances are it wont look good. If it does not look as good ur gonna have to do ur best "Honey it looks great". Dont even stall. U need to prepare for this so ur not shocked if she opens the door and she has a buzz cut. Just keep it in mind.

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
SHE got fixed, and not you?

Curious, why did you choose that route? If I'm not mistaken, it's a little easier operation for the guys than it is for the girls.

I get this question each time this comes up..

She made the decision to do this. i had no desire to have a vasectomy. This was what she wanted to do and was willing to do. A bit more invasive, but she wanted off the birth control and I was not willing to have the procedure done on me. Really no way to say what is right or wrong, this is simply what she wanted to do.

[PHAT400]

Ok... 6 minutes and I'm outta here...
I'll be back on-line after i get home. I'm hoping it's something cool because I need an upper right now..

[wilkin250r]

Originally posted by PHAT400
Ok... 6 minutes and I'm outta here...
I'll be back on-line after i get home. I'm hoping it's something cool because I need an upper right now..

Well then let's hope her surprise is new lingerie. That'll really give you the "upper" you're looking for!!! :devil:

[PHAT400]

I'm gone for now.....

Be back on in about an hour..

late.

[coolex]

she got a new rug

[WhiteYFZ]

r u home yet?
what is it?

[rooster400ex]

i hope its sumthin cool....hurry

[4TraxRider]

I think she got a new quad for ya, maby one of those purdy blasters or somthing.:blah:

[ugottabayou]

must have been lingerie..... hes taking a while.....:rolleyes:

whats wrong with a blaster/

[exrider008]

Originally posted by quad&dirtbike
whats wrong with a blaster/

well first off its a yamaha second its a blaster.

[ThorRacing37]

so what did you get?

[ZeroLogic]

Maybe he won't post what he got tommarow when he is all happy.;) :chinese:

GET BACK HERE!!!!!

BEFORE I CALL THE IMMIGRATION OFFICE!!!


jk:D

[Rip_Tear]

Man, after 3 pages it better be something cool.

[G Impala 63n70]

Im guessing its gonna be something she gets you thinking about all day (like she did) then its something that SHE is exited about for her and u could give two poops about, lol let us know

[WheelieMan4]

I still got time to guess.....im gunna go with a new pet!

now lets here it!!!!

[xx3003xrdrxx]

i bet she wanted you to go out to dinner or something like it was your anniversiary , or the first day you met or something that you wouldnt remember lmao :D

[PHAT400]

I LOVE MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!

DRUM













ROLL















PLEASE!!










TA DA!!!!!

[PHAT400]

O M G

[ThorRacing37]

wow congrats

[PismoLocal]

DANG! thats a lot better than a couch. lol

[TRX_450]

Excursion right?

[PHAT400]

MMMMM

[WheelieMan4]

holy chit.....i guess she does love u, hahaha

[PHAT400]

Yup... 2003 Limited Excursion...

This is so cool....

[450r51]

now who paid for u or her?

[ZeroLogic]

Lucky dog!!

[PHAT400]

I was looking at this thing in 03 and I had one ordered but the local dealer kept putting me off.. i finally took back my deposit and said thanks.. I'll wait..

Glad I did... she picked this thing up for less than half of the sticker price...

OMG... This is so freakin cool!
I feel like a little kid...

[derekhonda]

i was gonna guess her girl friend from college is over visiting and they wanted to "hang out" with you.

[fast_enough]

Now in about 15 mins is the part where theres an ackward silence, then she breaks out and asks "Sooo what did ya get me?"

[ThorRacing37]

time to get jiggy with her!!!!:devil: if you no what i mean

[WhiteYFZ]

thats a awesome SURPRISE!

[G Impala 63n70]

Someones getting pregnant tonight!

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by ThorRacing37
time to get jiggy with her!!!!:devil: if you no what i mean

Already did.......

BUMP CHICA BOW BOW....

That's what took me so long to get back to you guy's...


:devil:

[ThorRacing37]

Originally posted by PHAT400
Already did.......

BUMP CHICA BOW BOW....

That's what took me so long to get back to you guy's...


:devil:



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROCK ON!!!:devil: :blah: :D :D :cool: ;) :p :macho

[PHAT400]

Hey Wilkin...


This would be hers.....

I will stay with this story because SHE wanted a new Cayenne Turbo...

My checkbook is a little lighter but I don't care...


I LOVE MY WIFE....

New mods to come soon..

Stay tuned..

[FourFiftyFour]

im guessin u dont hate this surprise anymore :D

[ThorRacing37]

ill take your old car off your hands!!:macho

[Glamis400ex]

Nice...I'm a little partial to the Excursion myself.:cool: I hope it's a diesel at least.

Glamis

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by 450r51
now who paid for u or her?

We did...

If I don't say that, with my luck she will see this post and give me hell..

I bring home thew green but she does all the work...

She wanted the Porsche and I was not ready to bust that nut...
Plus a Cayenne will not pull our camper, the 2 dogs, all our crap and my son's buddy's.

No thanks..

F O R D all the way...



:D

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by Glamis400ex
Nice...I'm a little partial to the Excursion myself.:cool: I hope it's a diesel at least.

Glamis

Unfortunately no....

She tried but could not locate one around here in the Limited and the black. She drove 136 miles to get this one today.. That is why it was a bit dirty no time to clean it up. My son was off school for Pres day and they left right after I went to work today to get it.. She just finished telling me they also went shopping downtown Chicago before going to the dealership. So this thing probably cost about 2k more than usual.... LOL

V10 is fine with me... I've never really been concerned about gas mileage simply because it's a neccesity. I have some idea's on some really nice mods. Typical guy, I can't leave well enough alone.

HOLY CRAP I'M STILL CRANKED UP...

[PHAT400]

We are a distributor for these so I'm thinking these first..

20" Nothing to blingy.. We may have some new All Terrain tires in 20" a little over 32" tall.

Should be cool..

[PHAT400]

Fisrt change..

[PHAT400]

First change

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by CDaleChick
im guessin u dont hate this surprise anymore :D

I LOVE IT CDalechick....

[TM426]

Your a ***. We just had to sell ours to get a house. We had an 03 limited and loved it. We miss it but not the gas milage.
http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/3572/dscn19486ca.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Quad Boy 660r]

but might suggest a new intake or exhaust to help w/MPG.

BTW, those are nice wheels, and I figured it was a car.

[ugottabayou]

No lingerie?? Not even in the back??:confused:



JP, Congrats man!

[Glamis400ex]

Well, since this turned into an Excursion thread...here's a link to mine. Gotta love the lifted school bus.

http://fordtruckworld.tenmagazines.com/showownerpic.asp?u=17362&n=602052

Nice ride phat400

Glamis

[PHAT400]

Glamis, nice dude... I'm so torn... as you can likely see in the pix this thing almost won't fit in the garage. I was wanting to lift it but... ah hell.. I don't know..

I've been looking already at intake, exhaust, hypertech reprogrammer, not that any of this will really help much but I just can't leave anything stock...

Hmmmmm....

[400EXtreme]

im guessin the surpise is a 03 excursion :)

sweet excursion man!

[Tommy 17]

congratulations on ur new umm....


TANK! haha

[ShiftFMX]

:o

You gotta do it...

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/4/web/328000-328999/328659_9_full.jpg

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by ShiftFMX
:o

You gotta do it...

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/4/web/328000-328999/328659_9_full.jpg

OH MAN..... That is so tempting.....


Drove it to work today.... Pretty funny to see my environmental plate on this hoss...

:blah:

[Cody_300ex]

Originally posted by zeppelin
i bet it is an '03 limited edition excursion

This guy had to have something to do with it.... unless he just edited his post after he found out.

[PolarisRider]

god i love excursions:D

looks nice man

[kawasaki_ridah]

Originally posted by zeppelin
i bet it is an '03 limited edition excursion

how the hell?

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by wilkin250r


Curious, why did you choose that route? If I'm not mistaken, it's a little easier operation for the guys than it is for the girls.


Yeah but the guy doesn't feel a thing:devil:

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
Yeah but the guy doesn't feel a thing:devil:

That's correct. However as I stated before, this was something I was not willing to do..

Without getting to far into it, my wife decided to do this on her own.

So what about that Excursion huh?:D

[wilkin250r]

Just out of curiosity, did anybody guess "New Car"?

[zeppelin]

me:muscle:

Originally posted by PHAT400
Already did.......

BUMP CHICA BOW BOW....

That's what took me so long to get back to you guy's...


:devil:

Gotta break in the car... :devil:

[PHAT400]

Out with the old...

[PHAT400]

in with the new..

[PHAT400]

AEM

kinda weird that that guy guessed the year make and model and got it o.0

[theTman]

:o have fun payin for gas

Originally posted by Crath
kinda weird that that guy guessed the year make and model and got it o.0

he went back and edited it after PHAT400 told everyone

Originally posted by Kickstarts_Suck
he went back and edited it after PHAT400 told everyone oh. cheater :P

[PHAT400]

That things a sewer pipe... VW Beatles find themselves stuck in my grill as soon as I hit the gas.... WHHHOOOOOSH... CLANG......

That and the new exhaust has actually incresed my mileage from 12 to 14. That's provided I don't hammer it. My wife tends to get the best mileage from it.

I have a friend that builds custom exhaust and he has set me up with a touring muffler that is typically for the 6.0L Escalades. Dang thing is 28" long but straight throug, flow's very well.

Flash reprogrammer is next...

I'll post a few more pix, I blacked out as much of the trim as I could and have added tires & wheels. Nothing ridiculous, just some 305/70R16 FS Destination AT's. I used these so that I could get the 10 ply rating....

New pix soon..

you sound exicited :P

[sakirocket28]

id watch out for birds and what not that'll get sucked into ur intake.

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by sakirocket28
id watch out for birds and what not that'll get sucked into ur intake.

As well as small children..

why is it the worst day of ur life?

Originally posted by Kickstarts_Suck
i killed my 4 wheeler like 20 mins ago :(


im so confused to what im going to do now:ermm: what did you do?

[PHAT400]

Nasty..

[PHAT400]

much better..

[PHAT400]

chrome trim blacked out

[PHAT400]

Nice butt....

[PHAT400]

Up next is to bag the rear to maintain correct towing ride height and increase stability.. It takes alot to get it to squat, but you see..... I don't want it to squat at all.

MAG-HYTEC diff covers front and rear.

Oh yeah, the front windows should be tinted to match the rear next thursday.

Exhaust will be completed soon. Still testing the touring muffler.. Right now I am running the new muff with the stock tailpipe. New 3" stainless when testing is complete.

:devil:

[DVXchic]

Man, you guys have no faith in us women, A couch comon now. some of us no how to surprise our men.. If i had the dough i would buy my guy a new quad or somethin.

By the way nice truck, a friend of ours broght theirs over last night, its a 2005 or 6 i think, what a sweet ride.

[Mxjunkie]

Lift it :devil:

[Honda TRX250ex]

Originally posted by Mxjunkie
Lift it :devil:
I'd tap that!:eek:

[FHKracingZ]

hmm... dont them things seat like 8 people... and you have 1 child and you and ure wife.... big ego's ? :D j/m j/m looks 10x better with that new grill

[PHAT400]

Originally posted by FHKracingZ
hmm... dont them things seat like 8 people... and you have 1 child and you and ure wife.... big ego's ? :D j/m j/m looks 10x better with that new grill

I have 2 huge dog's a 5k lb trailer and all my boy's buddies.... I needed it..

Thanks for the comp on the grill..

I love it..
:D

[PHAT400]

BIG..

By the way.. that's a 35" TV behind Moses...

[cletusEX]

Originally posted by PHAT400
BIG..

By the way.. that's a 35" TV behind Moses...

Dogs? I didn't know you all had moose in Indiana!

[PHAT400]

Look at that head.. what a fine specimen..

[PHAT400]

9 yrs old..