Physicals...lol

[keller45]

How are Physicals?
For liek school sports

[derekhonda]

turn and cough....

[keller45]

i have to get one soon...it will probably be like the most embarrasing thing ever

[RaptorRacer45]

Yeah most likely......espacally since the Doctor is an Old Guy:blah:

[derekhonda]

They really arent that bad, youll get used to it if you play sports in highschool each year.

Haha, funny story. I worked construction over the last couple of summers. I got my physical on like a monday one summer day before soccer practice could start. Sometime during that week, like a few days later I ended up laying a hardwood floor in the dudes house. It was kind of awkward when we recognized each other.

[Scro]

I've had to take 3 of them. The last time he didn't even check south of the border...lol. Man, was I relieved!:p

[TRX_450]

the doctor i go too hasnt ever felt my nuts....maybe im jus lucky...

[300ex_#387]

If your getting your first sports physical you will polly get...."The Claw"....

[Aceman]

Originally posted by keller45
i have to get one soon...it will probably be like the most embarrasing thing ever

Only if it's a nurse and something starts to pop up......aahh, the joys of being a testerone driven teenager.

[450robot]

the funny thing is, if you get the "claw", either way, it will be humiliating hahaha

if you get an old guy, well you know

and if you get a young hot sexy nurse, ya might "pitch a tent"

and we all know we dont want an old woman grabbing our apples

[400exrules]

i had one a long time ago, yah it sucks lol..

anyone ever popped a tent with a nurse?:confused: :huh lol.......that would suck

[keller45]

it would suck if you pitched a tent period...lol

Pfft, i just had testicular surgery at 15. I'd take a physial anyday.

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by keller45
it would suck if you pitched a tent period...lol


If you do that with a old guy then there is defienlty something wrong. :ermm:

[Robin Hood]

Drop em and cough.

It shouldn't really bother you that much.. I was embarrased but you gotta have it done.

[LTZ400rider]

never had one done, they tried but i refused. now they have u check them yourself

[keller45]

my friend was saying they still check you

[Scro]

Originally posted by MXFourTwoEight
Pfft, i just had testicular surgery at 15. I'd take a physial anyday.


ooohhh...I just had a sharp pain...I feel for ya:eek2:

[Titanium]

Originally posted by LTZ400rider
never had one done, they tried but i refused. now they have u check them yourself

lol and how r u spose to check urself

at my school only male nurses/doctors come over for sports...

funny stories lol...we just make a big joke out of them haha i have 3 pretty good stories:

one time my friend went in and when the guy grabbed his balls he just yelled: "what the **** are you doing man!" haha

then my other friend went in and just as a joke, when he came out, he sighed and said, ahhhh (as in he was very happy and satisfied with what happened) lol

and the third was when my friend went in and when he came out he cried on purpose ...that was just too funny b/c hes a person you would never see cry.

other ppl asked the doctor for his phone #....lol that was good too

[yzcrashbandit]

i wrecked my bike a while back and i broke 5 ribs and cut my liver and my kidney i was pissing blood and i had to go to a doc that would check out my junk every month or so for a while. Now that sucks at least with a physical you only get one once a year.

[fasterblaster09]

Well, I was nervous about mine,until I found out my doc wasn't there and his sexxy wife had to do it :devil:

[Derag2]

the first time sucks, I was not wanting to drop my pants for no one....... The second time you just get in there drop em and get out.... Its best just to go in dropem and get it over with so you can move on with your life..

Originally posted by fasterblaster09
Well, I was nervous about mine,until I found out my doc wasn't there and his sexxy wife had to do it :devil: :rolleyes:

[Honda TRX250ex]

i got mine done at my doctors office. The normal coughing blood pressure and ball check...

[rmz250]

Originally posted by MXFourTwoEight
:rolleyes:

Not into that stuff?

[coolex]

o thats alwways fun;)

[fasterblaster09]

Originally posted by rmz250
Not into that stuff?

obviously not :huh

[ZeroLogic]

They touched me.:ermm:

michael jackson did mine :eek2:

[Stevie-D]

damn...i've got a hot nurse AND a hot doctor...i love getting pyhsicals!!!:devil:

Originally posted by fasterblaster09
obviously not :huh That didn't happen and you now it:rolleyes:

[trx400exxracer]

Originally posted by MixMasterMike
michael jackson did mine :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

he had soft hands

[fasterblaster09]

Originally posted by MXFourTwoEight
That didn't happen and you now it:rolleyes:

Yeh it did,she works at the office,they're both piedtricians(sp?),and hes my doc,and he wasn't in so she took his place,better now?

[Pappy]

Originally posted by keller45
How are Physicals?
For liek school sports

if you get an old guy, they suck

if you get some hot female doc, they can work out ok

when i went for my military physical, some crusty old dude dunked his hand in a bucket of talc powder and came down the line. no rubber glove, sack to sack:mad: first rag i dusted was in his honor:macho

Originally posted by fasterblaster09
Yeh it did,she works at the office,they're both piedtricians(sp?),and hes my doc,and he wasn't in so she took his place,better now? I had to sign a release before my female surgeon could do my surgery because i'm a minor and shes a women. She was SO hot. My recovery nurse was :eek2: too!

[Mxjunkie]

hmm Dr. Buckley ah I cant wait till she says the words please cough for me... doctor can you kinda move your hand a little higher.. :devil: '


lol she makes me wanna get kicked in the balls so I can go to the doctors to get checked out ahh I love hot doctors so much..

[prepracing]

Originally posted by fasterblaster09
Yeh it did,she works at the office,they're both piedtricians(sp?),and hes my doc,and he wasn't in so she took his place,better now?


u left out the best part where u got that quick hand job from her :devil:

Originally posted by prepracing
u left out the best part where u got that quick hand job from her :devil: I got one of them from my recovery nurse. It might have been real or maybe it was the Oxycontin, but ethier way, it happened.

[popo]

Originally posted by TRX_450
the doctor i go too hasnt ever felt my nuts....maybe im jus lucky...

Maybe you better check to see you have any. :devil:

[JOEX]

Originally posted by popo
Maybe you better check to see you have any. :devil:
LMFAO!

Isn't this were the kids say 'pwn3d' :eek: :p

[JOEX]

Originally posted by Pappy
if you get an old guy, they suck.....
Is true that it feels better when they take their teeth out?:chinese:

[trx400exxracer]

Originally posted by MixMasterMike
he had soft hands

thats nice mike do you 2 have anything in common:eek:

I have to go get one this week so i can take my permit test.

This kid at my school got a boner. The chick flicked it in a certain place n it went down. Funniest thing ive ever heard when he told me lmfao!!!

[trx400exxracer]

Originally posted by Honda MaNiAc 01
I have to go get one this week so i can take my permit test.

This kid at my school got a boner. The chick flicked it in a certain place n it went down. Funniest thing ive ever heard when he told me lmfao!!!

lmao:eek2:

[blasteracer24]

I have this pretty hot doc chick do mine. I went once for a physical and i was pretty nervous then she walked i was like SCORE! Then i thought i had hernia so i ahd to go back:D and she walked in and was liek do i know you? i was liek yea ithink and i whipped it otu and was like o yea i rmeember you. No not the little guy.

[JDiablo]

Originally posted by Honda MaNiAc 01
I have to go get one this week so i can take my permit test.

This kid at my school got a boner. The chick flicked it in a certain place n it went down. Funniest thing ive ever heard when he told me lmfao!!!


LMAO the chick must get that alot then,and its pretty bad when she knows where to flick it,hahah

[Guy400]

Anyone who refuses to have a physical done or is worried about being embarrassed means they're hung like a gnat. What's the big deal? You drop your shorts and you turn your head and cough. It's over in 15 seconds.

[BlazingYamahaYz]

LMAO! This thread made my night...haha. Physicals are physicals, you get used to it.

[Honda TRX250ex]

Originally posted by Honda MaNiAc 01
I have to go get one this week so i can take my permit test.

This kid at my school got a boner. The chick flicked it in a certain place n it went down. Funniest thing ive ever heard when he told me lmfao!!!
rofl!!!

Originally posted by trx400exxracer
thats nice mike do you 2 have anything in common:eek: im not gonna say that it bothered me in particular...at first it was awkward but his hands wer soooo smooth. He uses some kind of lotion that is really good

[JOEX]

Originally posted by Guy400
Anyone who refuses to have a physical done or is worried about being embarrassed means they're hung like a gnat. What's the big deal? You drop your shorts and you turn your head and cough. It's over in 15 seconds.
Sounds like my sex life:(

[Guy400]

Originally posted by JOEX
Sounds like my sex life:( If it helps your confidence just tell her that she wasn't worth any more of your time :devil:

Originally posted by Guy400
If it helps your confidence just tell her that she wasn't worth any more of your time :devil: More confidence and half his stuff. Equal trade?:p

[JOEX]

Originally posted by Guy400
If it helps your confidence just tell her that she wasn't worth any more of your time :devil:
LOL!:p

Sad thing, the last one was a waste of time:scary:

[Guy400]

Originally posted by JOEX
LOL!:p

Sad thing, the last one was a waste of time:scary: Well see...it was her fault, not yours:devil:

[JOEX]

Originally posted by Guy400
Well see...it was her fault, not yours:devil:
The older ones are much better than the younger ones;)

[400exrules]

Originally posted by MXFourTwoEight
I got one of them from my recovery nurse. It might have been real or maybe it was the Oxycontin, but ethier way, it happened.

lmfao, she was checkin for leaks, making sure they got all the pipes hooked up good and that it still worked lol

Originally posted by 400exrules
lmfao, she was checkin for leaks, making sure they got all the pipes hooked up good and that it still worked lol I'm happy to reort all my pipes were flowing freely:chinese:

[blasteracer24]

Whats this turn and cough? she make sme lay down and then she continues to caress my junk.

[DieselBoy]

how do you get used to bein naked for ur doctor + feeling your basket of apples.

and, dont they stick their finger in your anus to check your prostate??? that has to be AWFUL. I would feel so violated!!!!

[derekhonda]

Originally posted by DieselBoy
how do you get used to bein naked for ur doctor + feeling your basket of apples.

and, dont they stick their finger in your anus to check your prostate??? that has to be AWFUL. I would feel so violated!!!!

Haha, not for a simple sports physical.

[derekhonda]

Originally posted by blasteracer24
Whats this turn and cough? she make sme lay down and then she continues to caress my junk.

Yeah vaginal physicals usually are more in depth than those of us with testicles.

[DieselBoy]

i might as well walk downtown naked thats how i feel about some doctor touchin my pepe and berries and lord knows what else

[400exrules]

yah, sucks to be a chick tho.........walk in doctor says, '' drop em and spread em'' lmfao

[DieselBoy]

LMFAO!!

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by Honda MaNiAc 01
I have to go get one this week so i can take my permit test.

This kid at my school got a boner. The chick flicked it in a certain place n it went down. Funniest thing ive ever heard when he told me lmfao!!!

LMFAO!! That made my nite.:blah: :D

[yamablaster24]

sheeeit all you guys say you were embarassed?? I was damn proud to drop my drawers :D

[derekhonda]

Originally posted by yamablaster24
sheeeit all you guys say you were embarassed?? I was damn proud to drop my drawers :D

Dude, flip the ruler over, those were centimeters....

[ZeroLogic]

PwN3d!!

:)