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Warnerade
01-19-2006, 09:34 PM
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

pastfast125
01-19-2006, 09:36 PM
AHGHGHG!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahah, Dude I'm laughing out loud, that suckss sooo bad for all the students but that's hilarious. where did you find that? That's great. Dude that would be soo nasty.

2002400ex
01-19-2006, 09:39 PM
There was a joke like this it was about someone pissin in a cup tho. these jokes are always hilarious

nowukno
01-19-2006, 10:22 PM
LOL , that's hilarious! :D

Punk'd
01-20-2006, 01:30 PM
lmao thats good

TheFontMaster
01-20-2006, 01:37 PM
ROFL, that is sick:blah:

JRP
01-20-2006, 01:39 PM
haha lmao, thats disgusting

ZeroLogic
01-20-2006, 01:41 PM
Lmao.

fasterblaster09
01-20-2006, 03:09 PM
haha good one:D

400exrules
01-20-2006, 03:11 PM
lol thats pretty good, but they woulda died from disease

bulkdriverlp
01-20-2006, 03:48 PM
khahahah ive heard that one but forgot the punchline, that was funny...

Honda TRX250ex
01-20-2006, 03:54 PM
hahah thats funny