The "Couch " is open

[Pappy]

Once again, in the great tradition "Taco" started and I will keep alive, the all knowing, all answering will answer any and all questions you may have.

You may not like the answer, you might even get your feelings hurt, but thats too bad, you ask it, im gonna give you an answer:devil:

[(T) (L) (U)]

what kind of questions?

[quadmaster88]

wait... uhmm what?ask a question?

[400exrules]

when is honda going to get into the gncc scene??


lol

[Pappy]

Originally posted by (T) (L) (U)
what kind of questions?

"any" uasually refers to any kinds. i reckon this is where you would get a slap to the back of the head if i could reach you:devil:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by quadmaster88
wait... uhmm what?ask a question?

i wait for no man

[dober250R]

what kind of couch?

[Pappy]

Originally posted by 400exrules
when is honda going to get into the gncc scene??


lol

last time i checked honda was into it, they just havent nutted up and provided anyone with support:chinese:

[MOFO]

What technology is going to win for the next generation high def DVD's? HD-DVD or Blueray? :D

[Pappy]

Originally posted by dober250R
what kind of couch?

the kind your sister said was too soft:devil:

[trx400exxracer]

this question is reall important

Wher do babys come from?:confused:

you gotta answere it :p

[Pappy]

Originally posted by MOFO
What technology is going to win for the next generation high def DVD's? HD-DVD or Blueray? :D

2006 will mark the year where HDTV out sells all other technologies

[400exrules]

Originally posted by trx400exxracer
this question is reall important

Wher do babys come from?:confused:


jerry



























:blah:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by trx400exxracer
this question is reall important

Wher do babys come from?:confused:

you gotta answere it :p

i would say 2 intelligent forward thinking individuals but you disprove my theroy:ermm:

[nowukno]

When will my Hokies will the national championship?

[MOFO]

Originally posted by Pappy
2006 will mark the year where HDTV out sells all other technologies

Could be true.. however what standard will be picked as the standard for high def DVD's? Its another VHS vs BETA debate. :cool:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by nowukno
When will my Hokies will the national championship?

when Bee Arthur is on the cover of Hustler

[quadmaster88]

oh i got....

<img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a312/metal_militia_01/stallowned.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">


but ok... uhmmm why does wayne brady makes bryant gumble look like malcom x?

[MOFO]

Originally posted by Pappy
i would say 2 intelligent forward thinking individuals but you disprove my theroy:ermm:


:devil:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by MOFO
Could be true.. however what standard will be picked as the standard for high def DVD's? Its another VHS vs BETA debate. :cool:

always go with the more expensive choice, by human nature we feel more expensive is better

[nowukno]

Originally posted by Pappy
when Bee Arthur is on the cover of Hustler

Dam , i thought 06 was our year. LOL

[400exrules]

Originally posted by Pappy
by human nature we feel more expensive is better

ya, check the other thread where some tard spent $120 on goggles and he posted the receipt......that proves your statement to be true right their

[Pappy]

Originally posted by quadmaster88
oh i got....




but ok... uhmmm why does wayne brady makes bryant gumble look like malcom x?

wayne brady is in a coma and only thinks he makes gumble look like malcom x. children, too much crack will hurt you.

[MOFO]

Originally posted by Pappy
always go with the more expensive choice, by human nature we feel more expensive is better

Good answer - I think your right...and that standard will be Blueray.

[Pappy]

Originally posted by nowukno
Dam , i thought 06 was our year. LOL

qoute from al queda also!

[nowukno]

When r u going to come get your sister out of my bed?

[Pappy]

Originally posted by 400exrules
ya, check the other thread where some tard spent $120 on goggles and he posted the receipt......that proves your statement to be true right their

all knowing...all answering. doubt me and feel my rath:cool:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by MOFO
Good answer - I think your right...and that standard will be Blueray.

im still running beta, hard to find movies tho:scary:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by nowukno
When r u going to come get your sister out of my bed?


as soon as your mom is finished:blah:

[400exrules]

will their ever be a black president?





*ducks for cover*

[Pappy]

Originally posted by 400exrules
will their ever be a black president?





*ducks for cover*

you answered your own question;)

[nowukno]

Originally posted by Pappy
as soon as your mom is finished:blah:


LOL

[Pappy]

Originally posted by nowukno
LOL

its not funny, if she knew what she was doing id been done 10 minutes ago:chinese:

[nowukno]

Originally posted by Pappy
its not funny, if she knew what she was doing id been done 10 minutes ago:chinese:


Im trying 2 think of a comeback but i got nothing for ya. :(

[Pappy]

Originally posted by nowukno
but i got nothing for ya. :(

i hear you say that alot on dates:eek: :blah:

[JDiablo]

How come jerry has to be black?

[Pappy]

Originally posted by JDiablo
How come jerry has to be black?

because being white was too hard for him:devil:

[nowukno]

Originally posted by Pappy
i hear you say that alot on dates:eek: :blah:


Nothing 4 ya sister anyway..... like screwing a coffee can. :p

[Pappy]

Originally posted by nowukno
Nothing 4 ya sister anyway..... like screwing a coffee can. :p

when your hung like a knat thats usually the case:devil:

[JDiablo]

When are we going to be able to put bigger avators up? I have a nice "white power" one that is to small when i resize it that Jerry will just love.

[400exrules]

What's another word for thesaurus?

[trx400exxracer]

Originally posted by Pappy
when your hung like a knat thats usually the case:devil:
answer this what movie is this qoute off of


"Just because your hung like a moose doesn't mean you have to do porn"

wonder if pappy knows he said he would answer any question

[nowukno]

Originally posted by Pappy
when your hung like a knat thats usually the case:devil:


I bet you know alot about "relative humidity" being from west virginia and all.....

You know , it's the sweat dripping off your balls when your screwing your sister. :p

[Pappy]

Originally posted by trx400exxracer
answer this what movie is this qoute off of


"Just because your hung like a moose doesn't mean you have to do porn"

wonder if pappy knows he said he would answer any question

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

now sit your $2 *** down before i make change:macho

[TRX_450]

can i have your 450?

will you give me free parts?

when is the end of the earth?

whats the square root of 4523509749679837893674236e85792?

does god exsist?

will you buy me a new 450r?

whats your IQ?

is the couch blue?

why is the sun so far away?

do you like ducks?

[Pappy]

Originally posted by nowukno
I bet you know alot about "relative humidity" being from west virginia and all.....

You know , it's the sweat dripping off your balls when your screwing your sister. :p

freud stated that constant return to ones own fantasies would show up in daily conversation.

i feel badly for your sister.

[trx400exxracer]

Originally posted by Pappy
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

now sit your $2 *** down before i make change:macho

We are so High were deff. not _______

who said what

[Blue250X]

Originally posted by trx400exxracer
this question is reall important

Wher do babys come from?:confused:

you gotta answere it :p

i hate to take over but ill answer this....when a man loves a women, they decide to get married, then when they feel like they are ready for kids, and a whole lotta moaning and grunting later...BAM! you have a baby


















HAHA, thats right, isnt it?? lol


:blah:

[coolex]

Does it have 4 wheel drive?

[TRX_450]

Originally posted by TRX_450
can i have your 450?

will you give me free parts?

when is the end of the earth?

whats the square root of 4523509749679837893674236e85792?

does god exsist?

will you buy me a new 450r?

whats your IQ?

is the couch blue?

why is the sun so far away?

do you like ducks?

[Pappy]

Originally posted by TRX_450
can i have your 450? no

will you give me free parts? sure, but shipping and handling will be a b!tch

when is the end of the earth? it doesnt end, its round

whats the square root of 4523509749679837893674236e85792? funny, most numarical equasions dont have an E in them einstien(LOL..E=mc2 get it lmao)

does god exsist? the bible states he does

will you buy me a new 450r? sure, but delivery will run $7000

whats your IQ? about 162 points more then most

is the couch blue? no, its pink

why is the sun so far away? would you want it any closer?

do you like ducks? with hunters sauce

[Mxjunkie]

Does tommys orange hat actually have magical powers?

[TheFontMaster]

Why does Josh always act like this

Bmx4Life346 [8:58 PM]: just eat food with me
The FontMaster06 [8:58 PM]: huh
The FontMaster06 [8:58 PM]: why would i go all the way to PA for a sloppy joe
Bmx4Life346 [8:58 PM]: cause u love me
The FontMaster06 [9:00 PM]: hell no

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Blue250X




HAHA, thats right, isnt it?? lol


:blah:

if you have to ask you are not qualified to run the couch

[Pappy]

Originally posted by JDiablo
When are we going to be able to put bigger avators up? I have a nice "white power" one that is to small when i resize it that Jerry will just love.

maybe when your quad is finished:scary:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Mxjunkie
Does tommys orange hat actually have magical powers?

no, but it smells funny:ermm:

why is the sky blue?

[Mxjunkie]

Originally posted by Pappy
no, but it smells funny:ermm:

why were you smelling tommy!!!!!

[Pappy]

Originally posted by 400exrules
What's another word for thesaurus?

depends,

the redneck dictionary of redneck words states thesaurus in the following...


"lets git outta here, i think the saurus:huh

[Pappy]

Originally posted by trx400exxracer
We are so High were deff. not _______

who said what

who cares, the movie was gay:p

[trx400exxracer]

Originally posted by trx400exxracer
We are so High were deff. not _______

who said what

[Pappy]

Originally posted by coolex
Does it have 4 wheel drive?

the couch has 4 wheel drive with 2 wheel assist

[TRX_450]

when do u get off the estrogen?

hows ur wife and my kids?

whats that white stuff all over ur face?

is 13 bottles of water a day too much?

wanna fight?

why is there a naked man chained up in ur basement?

whats with the box-o-porn in ur garage?

[Pappy]

Originally posted by TheFontMaster
Why does Josh always act like this

Bmx4Life346 [8:58 PM]: just eat food with me
The FontMaster06 [8:58 PM]: huh
The FontMaster06 [8:58 PM]: why would i go all the way to PA for a sloppy joe
Bmx4Life346 [8:58 PM]: cause u love me
The FontMaster06 [9:00 PM]: hell no

no, sometimes he tries to lick his own ballz

[Mxjunkie]

Originally posted by Pappy
no, sometimes he tries to lick his own ballz


WHO said that! I wanna know!

[Pappy]

Originally posted by TRX_450
when do u get off the estrogen? when your mom returns my testoserone

hows ur wife and my kids? fine,i will be looking for the child support check!

whats that white stuff all over ur face? mashed tators

is 13 bottles of water a day too much? depends on the size of teh bottles

wanna fight? sure, but kicking one punks *** a day is all i can stand

why is there a naked man chained up in ur basement? i dunno, call your dad and ask

whats with the box-o-porn in ur garage? i missed your sister so i kept the films we made as a reminder

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Mxjunkie
WHO said that! I wanna know!

proof enough?


Bmx4Life346: who said I lick my balls
Bmx4Life346: I aint a dog
Bmx4Life346: I cant reach that ****
Pappy400ex1: lmao
Bmx4Life346: damn tounge aint long enough

[hawaiiansupaman]

is it suppose to burn when i pee??????????:confused: :chinese:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by hawaiiansupaman
is it suppose to burn when i pee??????????:confused: :chinese:

usually a sign of VD, should have worn a jimmyhat:chinese:

[hawaiiansupaman]

what if the jimmyhat broke????

[trx400exxracer]

We are so High were deff. not _______

who said what in Harold and Kumar

[Pappy]

Originally posted by hawaiiansupaman
what if the jimmyhat broke????

try shopping for condoms in the "MENS" department:cool:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by trx400exxracer
We are so High were deff. not _______

who said what in Harold and Kumar

since i have to repeat myself, you will now be banned. in the couch thread, you get banned for asking 2 repeatative question.

sorry, i dont make the rules, i just enforce them:(

[Pappy]

Originally posted by nofearrider1
why is the sky blue?

what color would you prefer it?

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Mxjunkie
why were you smelling tommy!!!!!

he had just spent time with your mom:ermm:

[Pappy]

couch is now closed.

be sure to check out the next time the couch makes an appearence.