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Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:16 PM
Once again, in the great tradition "Taco" started and I will keep alive, the all knowing, all answering will answer any and all questions you may have.
You may not like the answer, you might even get your feelings hurt, but thats too bad, you ask it, im gonna give you an answer:devil:
(T) (L) (U)
01-06-2006, 06:17 PM
what kind of questions?
quadmaster88
01-06-2006, 06:18 PM
wait... uhmm what?ask a question?
400exrules
01-06-2006, 06:18 PM
when is honda going to get into the gncc scene??
lol
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by (T) (L) (U)
what kind of questions?
"any" uasually refers to any kinds. i reckon this is where you would get a slap to the back of the head if i could reach you:devil:
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by quadmaster88
wait... uhmm what?ask a question?
i wait for no man
dober250R
01-06-2006, 06:20 PM
what kind of couch?
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by 400exrules
when is honda going to get into the gncc scene??
lol
last time i checked honda was into it, they just havent nutted up and provided anyone with support:chinese:
What technology is going to win for the next generation high def DVD's? HD-DVD or Blueray? :D
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by dober250R
what kind of couch?
the kind your sister said was too soft:devil:
trx400exxracer
01-06-2006, 06:21 PM
this question is reall important
Wher do babys come from?:confused:
you gotta answere it :p
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by MOFO
What technology is going to win for the next generation high def DVD's? HD-DVD or Blueray? :D
2006 will mark the year where HDTV out sells all other technologies
400exrules
01-06-2006, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by trx400exxracer
this question is reall important
Wher do babys come from?:confused:
jerry
:blah:
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by trx400exxracer
this question is reall important
Wher do babys come from?:confused:
you gotta answere it :p
i would say 2 intelligent forward thinking individuals but you disprove my theroy:ermm:
nowukno
01-06-2006, 06:23 PM
When will my Hokies will the national championship?
Originally posted by Pappy
2006 will mark the year where HDTV out sells all other technologies
Could be true.. however what standard will be picked as the standard for high def DVD's? Its another VHS vs BETA debate. :cool:
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by nowukno
When will my Hokies will the national championship?
when Bee Arthur is on the cover of Hustler
quadmaster88
01-06-2006, 06:24 PM
oh i got....
<img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a312/metal_militia_01/stallowned.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
but ok... uhmmm why does wayne brady makes bryant gumble look like malcom x?
Originally posted by Pappy
i would say 2 intelligent forward thinking individuals but you disprove my theroy:ermm:
:devil:
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by MOFO
Could be true.. however what standard will be picked as the standard for high def DVD's? Its another VHS vs BETA debate. :cool:
always go with the more expensive choice, by human nature we feel more expensive is better
nowukno
01-06-2006, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
when Bee Arthur is on the cover of Hustler
Dam , i thought 06 was our year. LOL
400exrules
01-06-2006, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
by human nature we feel more expensive is better
ya, check the other thread where some tard spent $120 on goggles and he posted the receipt......that proves your statement to be true right their
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by quadmaster88
oh i got....
but ok... uhmmm why does wayne brady makes bryant gumble look like malcom x?
wayne brady is in a coma and only thinks he makes gumble look like malcom x. children, too much crack will hurt you.
Originally posted by Pappy
always go with the more expensive choice, by human nature we feel more expensive is better
Good answer - I think your right...and that standard will be Blueray.
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by nowukno
Dam , i thought 06 was our year. LOL
qoute from al queda also!
nowukno
01-06-2006, 06:26 PM
When r u going to come get your sister out of my bed?
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by 400exrules
ya, check the other thread where some tard spent $120 on goggles and he posted the receipt......that proves your statement to be true right their
all knowing...all answering. doubt me and feel my rath:cool:
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by MOFO
Good answer - I think your right...and that standard will be Blueray.
im still running beta, hard to find movies tho:scary:
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by nowukno
When r u going to come get your sister out of my bed?
as soon as your mom is finished:blah:
400exrules
01-06-2006, 06:28 PM
will their ever be a black president?
*ducks for cover*
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by 400exrules
will their ever be a black president?
*ducks for cover*
you answered your own question;)
nowukno
01-06-2006, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
as soon as your mom is finished:blah:
LOL
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by nowukno
LOL
its not funny, if she knew what she was doing id been done 10 minutes ago:chinese:
nowukno
01-06-2006, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
its not funny, if she knew what she was doing id been done 10 minutes ago:chinese:
Im trying 2 think of a comeback but i got nothing for ya. :(
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by nowukno
but i got nothing for ya. :(
i hear you say that alot on dates:eek: :blah:
JDiablo
01-06-2006, 06:34 PM
How come jerry has to be black?
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by JDiablo
How come jerry has to be black?
because being white was too hard for him:devil:
nowukno
01-06-2006, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
i hear you say that alot on dates:eek: :blah:
Nothing 4 ya sister anyway..... like screwing a coffee can. :p
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by nowukno
Nothing 4 ya sister anyway..... like screwing a coffee can. :p
when your hung like a knat thats usually the case:devil:
JDiablo
01-06-2006, 06:38 PM
When are we going to be able to put bigger avators up? I have a nice "white power" one that is to small when i resize it that Jerry will just love.
400exrules
01-06-2006, 06:39 PM
What's another word for thesaurus?
trx400exxracer
01-06-2006, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
when your hung like a knat thats usually the case:devil:
answer this what movie is this qoute off of
"Just because your hung like a moose doesn't mean you have to do porn"
wonder if pappy knows he said he would answer any question
nowukno
01-06-2006, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
when your hung like a knat thats usually the case:devil:
I bet you know alot about "relative humidity" being from west virginia and all.....
You know , it's the sweat dripping off your balls when your screwing your sister. :p
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by trx400exxracer
answer this what movie is this qoute off of
"Just because your hung like a moose doesn't mean you have to do porn"
wonder if pappy knows he said he would answer any question
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
now sit your $2 *** down before i make change:macho
TRX_450
01-06-2006, 06:45 PM
can i have your 450?
will you give me free parts?
when is the end of the earth?
whats the square root of 4523509749679837893674236e85792?
does god exsist?
will you buy me a new 450r?
whats your IQ?
is the couch blue?
why is the sun so far away?
do you like ducks?
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by nowukno
I bet you know alot about "relative humidity" being from west virginia and all.....
You know , it's the sweat dripping off your balls when your screwing your sister. :p
freud stated that constant return to ones own fantasies would show up in daily conversation.
i feel badly for your sister.
trx400exxracer
01-06-2006, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
now sit your $2 *** down before i make change:macho
We are so High were deff. not _______
who said what
Blue250X
01-06-2006, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by trx400exxracer
this question is reall important
Wher do babys come from?:confused:
you gotta answere it :p
i hate to take over but ill answer this....when a man loves a women, they decide to get married, then when they feel like they are ready for kids, and a whole lotta moaning and grunting later...BAM! you have a baby
HAHA, thats right, isnt it?? lol
:blah:
coolex
01-06-2006, 06:49 PM
Does it have 4 wheel drive?
TRX_450
01-06-2006, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by TRX_450
can i have your 450?
will you give me free parts?
when is the end of the earth?
whats the square root of 4523509749679837893674236e85792?
does god exsist?
will you buy me a new 450r?
whats your IQ?
is the couch blue?
why is the sun so far away?
do you like ducks?
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by TRX_450
can i have your 450? no
will you give me free parts? sure, but shipping and handling will be a b!tch
when is the end of the earth? it doesnt end, its round
whats the square root of 4523509749679837893674236e85792? funny, most numarical equasions dont have an E in them einstien(LOL..E=mc2 get it lmao)
does god exsist? the bible states he does
will you buy me a new 450r? sure, but delivery will run $7000
whats your IQ? about 162 points more then most
is the couch blue? no, its pink
why is the sun so far away? would you want it any closer?
do you like ducks? with hunters sauce
Mxjunkie
01-06-2006, 06:50 PM
Does tommys orange hat actually have magical powers?
TheFontMaster
01-06-2006, 06:51 PM
Why does Josh always act like this
Bmx4Life346 [8:58 PM]: just eat food with me
The FontMaster06 [8:58 PM]: huh
The FontMaster06 [8:58 PM]: why would i go all the way to PA for a sloppy joe
Bmx4Life346 [8:58 PM]: cause u love me
The FontMaster06 [9:00 PM]: hell no
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by Blue250X
HAHA, thats right, isnt it?? lol
:blah:
if you have to ask you are not qualified to run the couch
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by JDiablo
When are we going to be able to put bigger avators up? I have a nice "white power" one that is to small when i resize it that Jerry will just love.
maybe when your quad is finished:scary:
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by Mxjunkie
Does tommys orange hat actually have magical powers?
no, but it smells funny:ermm:
Mxjunkie
01-06-2006, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
no, but it smells funny:ermm:
why were you smelling tommy!!!!!
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by 400exrules
What's another word for thesaurus?
depends,
the redneck dictionary of redneck words states thesaurus in the following...
"lets git outta here, i think the saurus:huh
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by trx400exxracer
We are so High were deff. not _______
who said what
who cares, the movie was gay:p
trx400exxracer
01-06-2006, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by trx400exxracer
We are so High were deff. not _______
who said what
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by coolex
Does it have 4 wheel drive?
the couch has 4 wheel drive with 2 wheel assist
TRX_450
01-06-2006, 06:56 PM
when do u get off the estrogen?
hows ur wife and my kids?
whats that white stuff all over ur face?
is 13 bottles of water a day too much?
wanna fight?
why is there a naked man chained up in ur basement?
whats with the box-o-porn in ur garage?
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by TheFontMaster
Why does Josh always act like this
Bmx4Life346 [8:58 PM]: just eat food with me
The FontMaster06 [8:58 PM]: huh
The FontMaster06 [8:58 PM]: why would i go all the way to PA for a sloppy joe
Bmx4Life346 [8:58 PM]: cause u love me
The FontMaster06 [9:00 PM]: hell no
no, sometimes he tries to lick his own ballz
Mxjunkie
01-06-2006, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
no, sometimes he tries to lick his own ballz
WHO said that! I wanna know!
Pappy
01-06-2006, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by TRX_450
when do u get off the estrogen? when your mom returns my testoserone
hows ur wife and my kids? fine,i will be looking for the child support check!
whats that white stuff all over ur face? mashed tators
is 13 bottles of water a day too much? depends on the size of teh bottles
wanna fight? sure, but kicking one punks *** a day is all i can stand
why is there a naked man chained up in ur basement? i dunno, call your dad and ask
whats with the box-o-porn in ur garage? i missed your sister so i kept the films we made as a reminder
Pappy
01-06-2006, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Mxjunkie
WHO said that! I wanna know!
proof enough?
Bmx4Life346: who said I lick my balls
Bmx4Life346: I aint a dog
Bmx4Life346: I cant reach that ****
Pappy400ex1: lmao
Bmx4Life346: damn tounge aint long enough
hawaiiansupaman
01-06-2006, 07:00 PM
is it suppose to burn when i pee??????????:confused: :chinese:
Pappy
01-06-2006, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by hawaiiansupaman
is it suppose to burn when i pee??????????:confused: :chinese:
usually a sign of VD, should have worn a jimmyhat:chinese:
hawaiiansupaman
01-06-2006, 07:02 PM
what if the jimmyhat broke????
trx400exxracer
01-06-2006, 07:02 PM
We are so High were deff. not _______
who said what in Harold and Kumar
Pappy
01-06-2006, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by hawaiiansupaman
what if the jimmyhat broke????
try shopping for condoms in the "MENS" department:cool:
Pappy
01-06-2006, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by trx400exxracer
We are so High were deff. not _______
who said what in Harold and Kumar
since i have to repeat myself, you will now be banned. in the couch thread, you get banned for asking 2 repeatative question.
sorry, i dont make the rules, i just enforce them:(
Pappy
01-06-2006, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by nofearrider1
why is the sky blue?
what color would you prefer it?
Pappy
01-06-2006, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Mxjunkie
why were you smelling tommy!!!!!
he had just spent time with your mom:ermm:
Pappy
01-06-2006, 07:12 PM
couch is now closed.
be sure to check out the next time the couch makes an appearence.
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