How to Pick Up the Ladies 101

[reichart90]

This seems like a good place to post this thread. A lot of us (me included but a different case) just sit around on the net... mainly on this site and AIM or myspace or porn or who knows what. Well you fellas need to get out and socialize a bit. Now i am not a Pimp or a Player... but within the past year I have been doing alright with the ladies. I notice a lot of guys have trouble getting the courage walking up to females and just starting a conversation. It really isn't that difficult. In this thread I will share some of my techniques that have worked in the past. I hope others share theirs as well. Some people will call this thread lame and useless and whatever... but who cares... really? It might help a guy out.

Image is not everything... but it is SOMETHING. It is the bold statement of the first impression. Ask a female friend for her opinion. Why not? Find your style that works, and stick with it. Take into account where your going and what type of girls will be there. But mainly just be yourself. Originality works for me. Knowing you look good can be a large boost in feeling good, and hence, more courage. Most girls admire good looking men with courage.

Be in the right situation. Some girls are harder to hit on based mainly on the atmosphere. For instance, it isn't easy to hit on a girl that is shopping with a group of her friends at the mall. It is do-able however. I in fact have walked up to a girl while she was there with her friends and said "Hi, my names Timmy and I think your really pretty. What would it take for me to get your phone number?" The other girls did the "awww, how cute" thing. I ended up getting her number after a short conversation with them. The hard part is done, you have her number... now just be yourself and go from there. One day at the local mall, I used this line on 11 girls. yes - eleven. the first 10 turned me down hardcore... the 11th gave me her number. Ya see and thats all that matters, that one number.

[reichart90]

Waitresses are typically difficult to get a phone number from. I have repeatedly used a sort of pick-up line with excellent results (5/5 when getting the phone number from her). Make good eye contact with her the entire time you are there. Try to make funny, quarky comments when she comes by. After you are done with the meal, when she brings you the check, hand her "the napkin rose". "The napkin rose" is a quick origami trick i actually learned from a magazine. I will get you guys directions on how to make this. Basically its a napkin twisted to look like a rose with a sweet-n-low packet wrapper stuffed in the petals portion. I hand it to her and state "Excuse (waitress' name), this napkin is all messed up, could u get me a different one?" Typically laughter of some sort arises. See, easy, you broke the ice... and now the famous "So whats it gonna take for a guy like me to get a phone number from a girl like you?" And even if none of this at all works... hey atleast you tried. Ya can't hit a home run if you dont swing the bat. And if a girl does turn me down... especially with a lame excuse.. i say "Its your lose, not mine" or "how about if I give YOU, MY number?" If she says "I have a boyfriend," reply to her with "BOYFRIEND??, I just wanted to be your man-friend." haha amazing results.

Corny pick-up lines almost never work. Key word "almost". One of my all time favorites, that has actually worked is "Excuse me ma'am, you dropped something." She replies "Oh my, what did i drop?".. and in return you say "My jaw when i first saw you walk in the bar" Sha-zaaaam. Corny- yes, but does it work - yes. Always keep a positve attitude.. no matter what, dont let her defeat you.

I've watched the movie Swingers several times and I have to agree with them - wait 3 days to call the girl after u get her number. It just seems to be the right amount of time. Heck, I'll even tell a girl "I'll call you in 3 days." It will seem random to her but funny, and its kinda of the first step to making her trust you. You said 3 days, and u call her 3 days later.. progress has been gained.

I'll have more on this later tonight and in the future. Right now though, I have a number to call that I got on sunday from a waitress. Being patient is the hardest thing.

[ZeroLogic]

what if you dont like phones:chinese:

[HtFoxChick]

Originally posted by reichart90


Corny pick-up lines almost never work. Key word "almost". One of my all time favorites, that has actually worked is "Excuse me ma'am, you dropped something." She replies "Oh my, what did i drop?".. and in return you say "My jaw when i first saw you walk in the bar" Sha-zaaaam.


Ehhhh, I don't see that one working!:huh

[reichart90]

only one time i grew the b@lls big enough to use it... the girl thought it was so funny, and lame, it actually got a conversation started... but then again... she was at the bar in my hometown which is a college town.. and the majority of the girls at the bars there are not the most intelligent, I typically stay away from them, they are all quite shallow and I'm not a college jock or a hippie so whatever. If it doesnt work, then atleast it made a good story to tell others. Some guys can pull off the lameness - others, not so much.

[400exrules]

Originally posted by reichart90
If she says "I have a boyfriend," reply to her with "BOYFRIEND??, I just wanted to be your man-friend." haha amazing results.

"Excuse me ma'am, you dropped something." She replies "Oh my, what did i drop?".. and in return you say "My jaw when i first saw you walk in the bar" Sha-zaaaam.


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[wvspeedfreak]

I usually just walk into the frozen food section of the grocery store with a pack of tube socks stuffed down the front of my pants and stand there with my hands on my hips saying "you ladies see anything you like ?"

It works 60% of the time most of the time.










:D :eek2: :D

[redlineranger]

Originally posted by wvspeedfreak
I usually just walk into the frozen food section of the grocery store with a pack of tube socks stuffed down the front of my pants and stand there with my hands on my hips saying "you ladies see anything you like ?"

It works 60% of the time most of the time.












:D :eek2: :D

:devil: i like your style

[Honda TRX250ex]

this is how i pick the ladies
i guess you can call me a "pimp"
:scary: :macho :p


Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?
Soooo, you wanna make out, or what?
You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Im like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
If I was God I'd make the world revolve around you.
He: Pinch me?
She: Why?
He: Because I must be dreaming
He: This must be the end of a rainbow
She:Why?
He: Because I've just found my pot of gold
Man: Give it back
Woman: Give what back?
Man: My breath
Are you a police officer? Cuz you're one of (your town's) finest!
Is that a ladder in your stocking, or a stairway to Heaven?
You know, winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I only have 12 hours to live! Please don't let me die a virgin!
What winks and makes love like a panther? (What?) -wink
Your eyes are so mysterious i'd like to be your detective.
You must have a ninja in your pants cuz your *** is kicking
"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."
You're so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-moto.
Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
Show me a man who doesn't think you look beautiful and I'll show you a man who is legally blind.
My love for you is like diareah..it never ends!
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
"Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune." Take hand and write your phone number on it. "there's your future."
I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.
Do you raise chickens?... cause you sure did raise my cock!
(You) Can I borrow your cell phone? (Her) Sure why? (You) I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous.
I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
If your beauty was money, I wouldn't waste a dime!
Hey baby do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
"Can I even get a fake number?"
If your looking fo the right person in your life...here I am!
If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a girl as beautiful as you I would now have 5 cents.
Somebody better call Animal Control because I just spotted a fox.
Are you a pitcher, cause I love the way you throw those curves!
They call me coffee cause i grind so fine
He: Is that shirt felt?
She: No
He: Would you like it to be?
Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in july!
Date me or i'll shoot you!
"WHAM! i'm your man!"
Excuse me, my mouth hurts will you kiss it?
You remind me of my Visa card because you are everywhere I want to be.
If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you'll go halves on another one.
You'll do.
When i saw you i fell over and bumped my head. I'll have to take your name and number for insurance purposes.
"If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"
If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
If sexy was a blade of grass...you would be a pasture
I work for a construction company. Need a Lift?
If this is a dream, I never wanna wake up!
Hey, I really like your peaches! Can I skake your tree?
Ask: Do you believe in hereafter? If they say yes then you say: Then you must know what im here after.
Excuse me for interrupting and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ***.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Do you like Bacon?(yes) Wanna strip
I love the way you move; like butter on a bald monkey.
If a star fell every time I thought of you this weekend, it would be empty
"I noticed you noticing me and i wanted you to know that its notified"
He says: Hey can you do me a favor?
She says: That depends.
He says: Stay beautiful till the next time I see you.
"Everyone thinks that rain is sad...but really it is happy, Imagine the possibilites... rain.... white tee shirts... you.... and me, baby."
"I wish we lived in Alaska where the nights would last forever."
I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
I"m like motel six, I'll leave the lights on for you.
Hey hey sexy thang, lets quit the jammin' and get to slammin'
Congratulations! My friends and I have voted you the hottest guy around! And your prize is ...a date with me!
Can I have a bandaid, I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
Is my heart on fire or am I just lost in a love maze without you! (look at the person in the eyes)
You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
If I was any object I would be a fan, so when you turn me on, I can cool you down when you get hot.
Hey beautiful...that is your name right?
I wanna be your paramedic. *mouth to mouth certified*
You're way to pretty for me to not know you.
Your a peice of eye candy and i've got a sweet tooth.
him: you look like my third wife
her: how many wives have you had?
him: two!!
(Guy) I'm a terrorist and I have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
"I'm not much of a romantic so I'll get straight to the point, wanna make out?"
You might as well sleep with me because im going to tell everyone we did anyway!
If i had one wish i would turn u into a motorbike, why? coz i want to ride u all night
"if i had a dollar for every time i thought of you today, i would have a million dollars, but the money wouldnt matter because i'd have you"
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
Look, im either going to ur place with you, or behind you..... Your choice
Hey, my name's Romeo. Wanna be my Juliet?
Did you know the human body is 90% water and i'm really thirsty.
Your so hot you make my teeth sweat...
I'd walk a hundred miles to see you smile, and a thousand if you do that thing you do with your tongue!
You're so beautiful, you're burned into my retina. I see you every time I blink.
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
Is that a ladder up your tights or the stairway up to heaven.
Do u have change for a million?
Got a slot machine?:cause i'd like to take a chance!
Hey, Lets make like fabric softner and snuggle.
"Angels fall from the sky, i rise from the bottom"
I think that you have a little bit of witch in you. Cause you've bewitched me.
Let's fight under the covers!!!
While you're watchign the stars and she sees a shooting star and says "make a wish" and you say..."there's nothing to wish for. you're right here."
Hello, Did you know you have great genetic restructuring potential?
"If being sexy was a crime, you would be on America's most wanted list."
"You remind me of cheese..."I LIKE cheese."
Global warming? You're the cause.
I may not be Santa Claus, but I'll stuff your stockings...
If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.
They call me coffee, cuz i grind so fine
There are over five billion people in the world. thare is some one for every one. could it be that i might be the person for you?
Your so hot the sun has to wear sunglasses just to look at you.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart!!
My throat hurts. Do you have anything I could suck on that might coat it?
It hurts! (what hurts) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
"Can i be the gravy on your biscuit?"
Hi, I'm Will....God's Will.
I wanted to die but u looked so fine I decided to live.
I would say god bless you but it looks like he already did.
My love for you is about as fat as you are!
"Dang girl..as much as i hate to see you leave..i love watchin you walk away"
Hey baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!
My tongue is burnt will you kiss it to make it better?
Do you have the time? Do you have the energy?
"Can I have your autograph?" [Why?] "Well you are Miss America aren't you?"
"My name isn't elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you like."
Tonight, I'll start by giving you a nice kiss on the lips,......and then move up to your belly button.
There must be a monkey here. "WHY?" because i'm going bananas over you.
Do you believe in fairytales, because one is about to start.
"Damn I wish you were my homework, so i could do you on the table"
Drop down infront of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."
When i look into your eyes i see an ocean
If looks could count for a minute, you`d be a pretty long day!
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Girl: sure
Guy: wait i have a better idea, what about a best friend?
Girl: ok..
Guy: wait i have an even BETTER idea, how about a boyfriend?
Hey what years your car?
(while dancing to,or the song is just playing, "she's gona love you, she's gonna leave you with a smile" George strait) She: I can leave you with my number instead....
(Imagine yourself at a basketball game and the players have on jerseys that have their name on the backs) GIRL: can I have your jersey? GUY: why? GIRL: cause i want your name and number
Q: hey baby whats your sign? A: I like your approach, now lets see your departure!
I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle
Don't try to run away.. i'm on the track team.
My names mickey are you my minnie?
You must be a sargeant, because you have my private standing in attention
I've counted all the stars before. And I think I've missed two. They're in your eyes
If you were a sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous
Q: Are you a Visa Checkcard? A: Because you're everywhere I want to be!
Wow! You're like Gillette. You're the best a man can get.
I'm a fotune teller and i predict that in about two minutes your going to be snogging me
"Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?"
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
(I don't know)
Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is....
Every rose needs its thorns thats why I should be with you.
My pencils may be number 2, but you are number 1!

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by wvspeedfreak
I usually just walk into the frozen food section of the grocery store with a pack of tube socks stuffed down the front of my pants and stand there with my hands on my hips saying "you ladies see anything you like ?"




You Too??? I thought I was the only one who did that:confused:

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by Honda TRX250ex
this is how i pick the ladies
i guess you can call me a "pimp"
:scary: :macho :p


Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?
Soooo, you wanna make out, or what?
You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Im like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
If I was God I'd make the world revolve around you.
He: Pinch me?
She: Why?
He: Because I must be dreaming
He: This must be the end of a rainbow
She:Why?
He: Because I've just found my pot of gold
Man: Give it back
Woman: Give what back?
Man: My breath
Are you a police officer? Cuz you're one of (your town's) finest!
Is that a ladder in your stocking, or a stairway to Heaven?
You know, winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I only have 12 hours to live! Please don't let me die a virgin!
What winks and makes love like a panther? (What?) -wink
Your eyes are so mysterious i'd like to be your detective.
You must have a ninja in your pants cuz your *** is kicking
"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."
You're so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-moto.
Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
Show me a man who doesn't think you look beautiful and I'll show you a man who is legally blind.
My love for you is like diareah..it never ends!
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
"Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune." Take hand and write your phone number on it. "there's your future."
I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.
Do you raise chickens?... cause you sure did raise my cock!
(You) Can I borrow your cell phone? (Her) Sure why? (You) I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous.
I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
If your beauty was money, I wouldn't waste a dime!
Hey baby do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
"Can I even get a fake number?"
If your looking fo the right person in your life...here I am!
If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a girl as beautiful as you I would now have 5 cents.
Somebody better call Animal Control because I just spotted a fox.
Are you a pitcher, cause I love the way you throw those curves!
They call me coffee cause i grind so fine
He: Is that shirt felt?
She: No
He: Would you like it to be?
Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in july!
Date me or i'll shoot you!
"WHAM! i'm your man!"
Excuse me, my mouth hurts will you kiss it?
You remind me of my Visa card because you are everywhere I want to be.
If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you'll go halves on another one.
You'll do.
When i saw you i fell over and bumped my head. I'll have to take your name and number for insurance purposes.
"If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"
If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
If sexy was a blade of grass...you would be a pasture
I work for a construction company. Need a Lift?
If this is a dream, I never wanna wake up!
Hey, I really like your peaches! Can I skake your tree?
Ask: Do you believe in hereafter? If they say yes then you say: Then you must know what im here after.
Excuse me for interrupting and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ***.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Do you like Bacon?(yes) Wanna strip
I love the way you move; like butter on a bald monkey.
If a star fell every time I thought of you this weekend, it would be empty
"I noticed you noticing me and i wanted you to know that its notified"
He says: Hey can you do me a favor?
She says: That depends.
He says: Stay beautiful till the next time I see you.
"Everyone thinks that rain is sad...but really it is happy, Imagine the possibilites... rain.... white tee shirts... you.... and me, baby."
"I wish we lived in Alaska where the nights would last forever."
I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
I"m like motel six, I'll leave the lights on for you.
Hey hey sexy thang, lets quit the jammin' and get to slammin'
Congratulations! My friends and I have voted you the hottest guy around! And your prize is ...a date with me!
Can I have a bandaid, I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
Is my heart on fire or am I just lost in a love maze without you! (look at the person in the eyes)
You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
If I was any object I would be a fan, so when you turn me on, I can cool you down when you get hot.
Hey beautiful...that is your name right?
I wanna be your paramedic. *mouth to mouth certified*
You're way to pretty for me to not know you.
Your a peice of eye candy and i've got a sweet tooth.
him: you look like my third wife
her: how many wives have you had?
him: two!!
(Guy) I'm a terrorist and I have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
"I'm not much of a romantic so I'll get straight to the point, wanna make out?"
You might as well sleep with me because im going to tell everyone we did anyway!
If i had one wish i would turn u into a motorbike, why? coz i want to ride u all night
"if i had a dollar for every time i thought of you today, i would have a million dollars, but the money wouldnt matter because i'd have you"
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
Look, im either going to ur place with you, or behind you..... Your choice
Hey, my name's Romeo. Wanna be my Juliet?
Did you know the human body is 90% water and i'm really thirsty.
Your so hot you make my teeth sweat...
I'd walk a hundred miles to see you smile, and a thousand if you do that thing you do with your tongue!
You're so beautiful, you're burned into my retina. I see you every time I blink.
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
Is that a ladder up your tights or the stairway up to heaven.
Do u have change for a million?
Got a slot machine?:cause i'd like to take a chance!
Hey, Lets make like fabric softner and snuggle.
"Angels fall from the sky, i rise from the bottom"
I think that you have a little bit of witch in you. Cause you've bewitched me.
Let's fight under the covers!!!
While you're watchign the stars and she sees a shooting star and says "make a wish" and you say..."there's nothing to wish for. you're right here."
Hello, Did you know you have great genetic restructuring potential?
"If being sexy was a crime, you would be on America's most wanted list."
"You remind me of cheese..."I LIKE cheese."
Global warming? You're the cause.
I may not be Santa Claus, but I'll stuff your stockings...
If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.
They call me coffee, cuz i grind so fine
There are over five billion people in the world. thare is some one for every one. could it be that i might be the person for you?
Your so hot the sun has to wear sunglasses just to look at you.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart!!
My throat hurts. Do you have anything I could suck on that might coat it?
It hurts! (what hurts) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
"Can i be the gravy on your biscuit?"
Hi, I'm Will....God's Will.
I wanted to die but u looked so fine I decided to live.
I would say god bless you but it looks like he already did.
My love for you is about as fat as you are!
"Dang girl..as much as i hate to see you leave..i love watchin you walk away"
Hey baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!
My tongue is burnt will you kiss it to make it better?
Do you have the time? Do you have the energy?
"Can I have your autograph?" [Why?] "Well you are Miss America aren't you?"
"My name isn't elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you like."
Tonight, I'll start by giving you a nice kiss on the lips,......and then move up to your belly button.
There must be a monkey here. "WHY?" because i'm going bananas over you.
Do you believe in fairytales, because one is about to start.
"Damn I wish you were my homework, so i could do you on the table"
Drop down infront of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."
When i look into your eyes i see an ocean
If looks could count for a minute, you`d be a pretty long day!
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Girl: sure
Guy: wait i have a better idea, what about a best friend?
Girl: ok..
Guy: wait i have an even BETTER idea, how about a boyfriend?
Hey what years your car?
(while dancing to,or the song is just playing, "she's gona love you, she's gonna leave you with a smile" George strait) She: I can leave you with my number instead....
(Imagine yourself at a basketball game and the players have on jerseys that have their name on the backs) GIRL: can I have your jersey? GUY: why? GIRL: cause i want your name and number
Q: hey baby whats your sign? A: I like your approach, now lets see your departure!
I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle
Don't try to run away.. i'm on the track team.
My names mickey are you my minnie?
You must be a sargeant, because you have my private standing in attention
I've counted all the stars before. And I think I've missed two. They're in your eyes
If you were a sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous
Q: Are you a Visa Checkcard? A: Because you're everywhere I want to be!
Wow! You're like Gillette. You're the best a man can get.
I'm a fotune teller and i predict that in about two minutes your going to be snogging me
"Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?"
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
(I don't know)
Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is....
Every rose needs its thorns thats why I should be with you.
My pencils may be number 2, but you are number 1!



You don't get much do ya :ermm:

[quadmaster88]

thats pretty good...one of the best ways i think is the internet such as myspace if your really shy....

[250xridamatt]

Originally posted by quadmaster88
thats pretty good...one of the best ways i think is the internet such as myspace if your really shy....

Yea, I am definately not one to be on the phone much. And I'm a little shy. So I usually dont just go up to a girl I dont know and start talking to her. But, I meet girls on there, and get to know them. Alot easier for me than walking up to people I dont know.

[bulkdriverlp]

well this thread is dead now. from one post!! horray!!

[reichart90]

I know, that for myself, the "awkward silence" just straight up sucks. Have a plan. If you are going to call a girl for the first time, make notes the 3 days prior to the phone call of things to talk about. Randomness can really tell her a lot about you. Like whats on your mind, something crazy you did in 7th grade, your dreams, your cleaning habits, the things in life that makes you happy, future plans, your sleep habits, your family members, how many alarm clocks you use, what clothes you wear, something bizarre about ur family (just dont scare her lol). I mean its endless, just keep it flowing. Try not to say anything that will offend her.. too much. For instance, i always end up talking about how I'm a neat freak when it comes to cleaning at my apartment yet my roomies are slobs and how I scrub the bathroom once a week so no funk grows on the shower curtain because if you let it go, it'll start to wink at ya after time. lol. if she finds this is funny, amusing, but somewhat grossed out, i think - wow, cool chick... keep charging.

I always try to make the first date something completely different. Like something she's never done... such as:
summer time: canoeing down the river on a sunday afternoon; go-kart racing; drive-in movie. find something that sparks her attention. going to the movies usaully sucks. there isnt much interaction when it comes to getting to know her. go bowling, that can actually be fun. put on ur bowling shirt, go to the old school bowling alley in town and jam out to some oldies on their circa '77 juke box. take her to a mx race if shes never been to one.

Always open the door for females. even if its ur grandma, or sister. Every pull door, do this for... especially the car door, take pride in it. if its a push style door, let her push - that way she doesnt feel completely useless. Compliment her attire, or her earrings.

Something I ALWAYS do on the phone call prior to the date is I straight up ask her "So what are you gonna wear... that way we dont clash too badly, and this way we can avoid all embarrassment." haha it might sound goofy, but she'll respect that - u know how girls are about what they wear! that shows them you have initiative. that you care about them. girls like that.

HAVE a plan. dont play that game of "what do u want to do?" "i dont care what do u wanna do" and back and forth. thats soooo annoying. HAVE A PLAN. have back-up plans.

[400exrules]

Originally posted by reichart90
Always open the door for females.......even if its your sister.

HAHAHHA:bandit:

lmfao iill pass on that one, i'd rather walk through the door quickly and slam it behind me on my sister as she is walking through:devil: ....its quite pleasing

[Plante400]

Originally posted by HtFoxChick
Ehhhh, I don't see that one working!:huh



hahaha Sha ZAaaam

[Plante400]

my name is reichart90, i know im a Tool but can i have your number!!! PLEAASEEE