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One_Bad_400
11-29-2005, 05:04 PM
one my friends had a wreck on his 400ex this weekend... racked him against the gas tank PRETTY BAD!!! bad enough to actually bust it... :eek: now he's going to have to have surgery like tomorrow... and get a artificial ball... ga... that just hurt me even hearing him telling me

wilkin250r
11-29-2005, 05:06 PM
My condolences and sympathies to "Lefty"... :D

One_Bad_400
11-29-2005, 05:21 PM
lol.. i think it was actually "lefty" too... i cant remember though

stc416rider
11-29-2005, 05:23 PM
that sux 4 him

im thankful 4 my balls

YFZ450Ridr
11-29-2005, 05:24 PM
that sucks BIG TIME. one time when i rolled my bike the bars landed right in my crotch and it was hands down the worst pain ive ever felt. i cant imagine the pain your friend went through:eek:

400exrules
11-29-2005, 05:25 PM
are you serious:huh

lmfao........that sucks!

One_Bad_400
11-29-2005, 05:26 PM
ya... in a was thats kinda funny... but look threw his eyes... "son, we have to chop off good ole lefty" GA that would suck... oh well... he dont feel much pain i dont think now.. cuz hes on some extream pills that like numb your hole body....

400exc
11-29-2005, 05:37 PM
well, now you can call him " ball buster" lol hope he feels better soon

derekhonda
11-29-2005, 05:38 PM
id probably call him uno or uni, those names always get a smile

wilkin250r
11-29-2005, 05:40 PM
Did he puke?

I know every time I got kicked in the jewels by some bimbo, I puked. His pain had to be ten times worse. However, it IS kinda funny, just because it didn't happen to me.

Now you can say things like:

"Man, you ain't got the ball to hit that jump."

"You're such a wimp. If you had half the balls I did, then..."

"Whoa, calm down cowboy, don't bust a nut."

One_Bad_400
11-29-2005, 05:47 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

400exrules
11-29-2005, 05:54 PM
I used to think you were crazy, but now i can see your nut....:eek:

11-29-2005, 05:58 PM
I ride with a kid that only had one testicle.. he doesnt know that i know

His mom told me.. yeah me n his mom are tight ;)

But its always like well we all know who DOESNT have the balls to do it

JRP
11-29-2005, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by stc416rider
that sux 4 him

im thankful 4 my balls

agreed LMFAO :p

dober250R
11-29-2005, 06:03 PM
The kid said they're going to put in a fake one. What's the point of putting in one that doesn't work? It's kinda like getting fake boobs in way.........hahaha

wilkin250r
11-29-2005, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by 400exrules
I used to think you were crazy, but now i can see your nut....:eek:

That's the spirit. C'mon, we can think of good ones.

"Man, that's insane. I would never do what you just did. You must have balls of solid rubber!"

dober250R
11-29-2005, 06:07 PM
The world has him by the ball!!!!!!!!!!!!

400exrules
11-29-2005, 06:07 PM
maybe he can start a discussion group for the less fortunate with tom green lol

trx400exxracer
11-29-2005, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by derekhonda
id probably call him uno or uni, those names always get a smile

mono lol

11-29-2005, 06:18 PM
at least he didnt lose both of them,

Tommy 17
11-29-2005, 06:21 PM
hes a one nut wonder!!!:eek:

derekhonda
11-29-2005, 07:06 PM
is his sack half full or half empty.



AHAHHHHHAHAHAHA

Honda TRX250ex
11-29-2005, 07:09 PM
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sorry to hear that

Doober
11-29-2005, 07:10 PM
well now if he gets kicked in the nuts it will only hurt half as bad...

Blaster x
11-29-2005, 07:11 PM
That sucks!!:eek:

2004exrider
11-29-2005, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by wilkin250r
Did he puke?

I know every time I got kicked in the jewels by some bimbo, I puked. His pain had to be ten times worse. However, it IS kinda funny, just because it didn't happen to me.

Now you can say things like:

"Man, you ain't got the ball to hit that jump."

"You're such a wimp. If you had half the balls I did, then..."

"Whoa, calm down cowboy, don't bust a nut."

lmao, thats horrible!:p

Punk'd
11-29-2005, 08:12 PM
WOW... That has got to suck. It hurts reading about it..

SGA
11-29-2005, 08:30 PM
:huh
Dam

Honda400exrox
11-29-2005, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by wilkin250r
That's the spirit. C'mon, we can think of good ones.

"Man, that's insane. I would never do what you just did. You must have balls of solid rubber!"

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAH:D thats going in my sig

trx400exxracer
11-29-2005, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Honda TRX250ex
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Thats a good one I remember that picture from dirtwheels




sorry to hear that

yellow400ex05
11-30-2005, 05:16 AM
Damn that had to hurt like hell!

Well ya know what they say! "Its all fun and games until someone loses a nut"

Bush0102
11-30-2005, 08:03 AM
i have a good friend who for some reason was playing lacrosse without a cup. He was running in front of the goal when someone took a shot and he got nailed right in the nuts. We had to call an ambulance to come get him and he had to have emergency surgery to repair both of his testicles. The doctors think he lost one but one of them might still be functioning so there is a chance he can have kids.

when he got hit he immediately threw up, then started screaming on the top of his lungs, then passed out.

Rootar
11-30-2005, 08:29 AM
wow man he had to throw up, ive been sponsered by Darkslide a local shop down here, kinda on flow with decks and wheels, and i was trying to get this front boardslide down an 8 stair and i racked for the first time, OMG i just started puking and finally just layed there in a daze for awhile, i could barely walk for a week, i went to the hospital and they were like your a lucky sob if you would have got cut you would have been in here till the swelling went down before we could stich them up. :( taking one tot he nerts is not cool and i feel really sorry for him i wish i could find a pick of when i got racked. its the opening clip on the last video we releasded. at the premerie thing we have for all the videos everyone it sitting there the light go off and the video starts and then everyone says DAYUM all at once it was funny after words but i still dont liek to watch the vid

did yall get it on video?

ESrider
11-30-2005, 11:43 AM
OUCH!! :eek2:

Nick110
11-30-2005, 12:27 PM
One of my friends was riding his craptor and sumthin happend on it ( he wouldnt tell me) and his balls got twisted. He had to get them surgicly UNTWISTED. then about a month later he said he jumped on his bed :rolleyes: and they got twisted again and had to get them untwisted. This time he didnt have to go in surgery but a nurse untwisted them for him.:D talk about some pain

Loser450
11-30-2005, 12:36 PM
heh... been there, done that... it's not as bad as you guys think. :D

Atkins
11-30-2005, 01:11 PM
beware of........The Uniballer

:p

http://www.unitedstatesaction.com/Unabomber-sketch.jpg

400exrules
11-30-2005, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by 400exrules
I used to think you were crazy, but now i can see your nut....:eek:

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tacundra
11-30-2005, 02:58 PM
I feel sorry for him and know kinda what it feels like....

I broke the tank on my YZ 250 about 10 years ago(did not lose a nut though)...probably would have thrown up if i had not been knocked out and then woke up with amnesia.

I had just bought the bike the day before and I kept asking my friend "Who's bike is that?" hed say, " its yours" I'm like, "damn, thats nice. when did I get it?...."yesterday, dude!"...repeat, repeat, repeat.....

took me about 4 hrs to snap out of it....