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LTandRaptorider
11-26-2005, 04:32 PM
Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser
By Associated Press
Tue Nov 22, 5:54 PM

FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.

Nick110
11-26-2005, 04:39 PM
HAHA. thats really funny cause my friends dad lives down there and we go on vacation there sometimes. that has to hurt like 50,000 volts to the jiblets.:D

stc416rider
11-26-2005, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Nick110
HAHA. . that has to hurt like 50,000 volts to the jiblets.:D

yeah what he said

Smokin 440
11-26-2005, 05:17 PM
I think there might be a video on thatvideosite.com of that, I'm not sure though I've never watched it but there is a video entitled "taser to the balls" or something like that...

Titanium
11-26-2005, 05:24 PM
wow sux to be that guy:p

bulkdriverlp
11-26-2005, 05:40 PM
shouldnt have ran away

Quad18star
11-26-2005, 05:42 PM
For some reason I can't help but sing " Goodness Gacious Great balls of Fire " :ermm:

redlineranger
11-26-2005, 08:56 PM
holy sh*t somethin bout this played on the local radio station earlier.... wow its a small world:o

Cr85rRida
11-26-2005, 09:24 PM
rather get hit in the balls once then have my last name chitwood:D

Honda TRX250ex
11-26-2005, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Nick110
HAHA. that has to hurt like 50,000 volts to the jiblets.:D
id cry:chinese:

ZeroLogic
11-26-2005, 10:27 PM
i like that cops last name "Chitwood" i could have fun with that:devil:


that must suck for that guy

Atkins
11-26-2005, 10:32 PM
Jesus, I wouldnt be surprised if that dude lost the ability to reproduce.

stace609
11-26-2005, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Atkins
Jesus, I wouldnt be surprised if that dude lost the ability to reproduce.
Someone like that has no business reproducing anyway!

Atkins
11-26-2005, 11:00 PM
Well apperantly he cant find anyone to reproduce with as it is, so i dont think its a problem.:p

MXEDUP337
11-29-2005, 07:39 PM
Ft. Myers is 30 mins away from me..its weird seein somewhere close to my city in the news and stuff. Anyways, Ft Myers cops tazered a lady in a Hallmark store and she died :confused: I was like...dang...that sucks. Anyone else hear bout it?

Honda TRX250ex
11-29-2005, 07:44 PM
my cuzins lives in fort mayers

redlineranger
11-29-2005, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by MXEDUP337
Ft. Myers is 30 mins away from me..its weird seein somewhere close to my city in the news and stuff. Anyways, Ft Myers cops tazered a lady in a Hallmark store and she died :confused: I was like...dang...that sucks. Anyone else hear bout it?

i heard about that on the local country station also, i was like dang those florida cops are violent:scary: .....

z400roosteR
11-29-2005, 09:34 PM
His names Chitwood ha!:o

popo
11-29-2005, 09:50 PM
I would have kept the trigger pressed... and hollered bark like a dog ******.

Betta them lil fish hook prongs felt good coming out.

11-29-2005, 11:32 PM
lawsuit

wilkin250r
11-30-2005, 09:12 AM
He was out looking for a little action in his nether regions, and he found it!

jwick07
11-30-2005, 09:16 AM
I wonder if it smelled like burnt hair when they fried his nuts???

slamdak8782
11-30-2005, 07:09 PM
lmfao wow that was funny. I would definitly cry.

z400roosteR
11-30-2005, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by jwick07
I wonder if it smelled like burnt hair when they fried his nuts???
Lmao, good question:D