400exrules
11-19-2005, 08:33 PM
pretty funny lol, got this off YFZ central:
Thought everyone might get a kick out of this....
Number of doctors in the US: 700,000
Accidental deaths caused by doctors per year: 120,000
Accidental deaths per doctor: 0.171
(Source; U.S. Deptartment of health and human services)
Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000
Accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188
Statistically speaking, doctors are approximately 9,000 times
more dangerous than gun owners!
FACT: not everyone has a gun, but nearly everyone has at least
one doctor.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand.
As a public health service, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers
for fear that the shock might cause people to seek medical attention...
Thought everyone might get a kick out of this....
Number of doctors in the US: 700,000
Accidental deaths caused by doctors per year: 120,000
Accidental deaths per doctor: 0.171
(Source; U.S. Deptartment of health and human services)
Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000
Accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188
Statistically speaking, doctors are approximately 9,000 times
more dangerous than gun owners!
FACT: not everyone has a gun, but nearly everyone has at least
one doctor.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand.
As a public health service, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers
for fear that the shock might cause people to seek medical attention...