Doober
09-26-2005, 08:35 PM
some things i found on a site i forgot but i had them saved so here ya go
man who has hole in pocket, feels cocky all day
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.
Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have chitty time.
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
man who has hole in pocket, feels cocky all day
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.
Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have chitty time.
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.