funny

[Patman250]

I heard the funniest thing today at school. Me and this one kid were talking about 4 wheelers in shop class. He was telling me about all these jumps he cleared on a 300EX. I knew that he had no idea what he was talking about because he told me that he raced a YFZ and beat it in a drag. The YFZ was hopped up like crazy he told me. So out of curiosity, I asked him what he had done to his 300. He told me that he had a 3 stroke motor in it. Oh my god i wanted to laugh so bad but I held it in. I just thought it was hilarious and had to share that with you guys.

[300excrazy98]

funny stuff

[ZeroLogic]

i wonder if he even has a quad

[2004exrider]

ask him what kinda power bands he has in it. I bet his stories will start getting more interesting...lol

Jimmy

[Patman250]

yep i bet he has the super stretchy one.
hahaha

[300excrazy98]

i've got a pink power band:huh

[zeppelin]

Originally posted by 2004exrider
ask him what kinda power bands he has in it. I bet his stories will start getting more interesting...lol

Jimmy

dont forget the muffler bearings:p

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by zeppelin
dont forget the muffler bearings:p

that remids me i got to replace mine:o :cool: :rolleyes: :p

[300excrazy98]

ask him if he has a selt belt on it or if he took it off to be cool

[MX300ex]

tell him to put sand int eh motor..itll run cleaner:D

[tater_kamik]

ask him if he did the cam removal mod, or if he removed the jug to save weight

[2Xtreme]

Originally posted by Patman250
...He told me that he had a 3 stroke motor in it...

Probably 2 strokes for the bike and one for him.

[ZeroLogic]

lol

[Honda TRX250ex]

tell him to put water in the gas tank and to put a plastic bag over the air filter to clean out the intake system

[ZeroLogic]

didnt kyle do something like that mike?:rolleyes:

[Honda TRX250ex]

yeah lmfao my friend goes to put gas in his bayou and there was watter in the gas can cuz he grabed the wrong one and pours 1 and a half gallons of water into his tank
his father had to rebuild the carb and clean all the fluids lol
:rolleyes:

[yamaharaptor350]

Originally posted by Honda TRX250ex
yeah lmfao my friend goes to put gas in his bayou and there was watter in the gas can cuz he grabed the wrong one and pours 1 and a half gallons of water into his tank
his father had to rebuild the carb and clean all the fluids lol
:rolleyes:
WTF what an idiot!!! couldnt u smell it wasnt gas!!???:confused:

[ZeroLogic]

hes 10 :rolleyes:

[Honda TRX250ex]

Originally posted by yamaharaptor350
WTF what an idiot!!! couldnt u smell it wasnt gas!!???:confused:

thats what i said but i guess he dont know what the deff is between the smell of gas and water oh well:rolleyes:

[Boonemx]

Even better, tell him to make a race pipe out of a baked beans can. tell him it will add 50 horsepower, ha ha lol.:)

[Boonemx]

And, by the way, if he's ten, shluldn't somebody be out there watching him?:huh :ermm:
A ten year old shouldn't be out there putting gas in his quad without someone out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

[bwamos]

Originally posted by Patman250
I heard the funniest thing today at school. Me and this one kid were talking about 4 wheelers in shop class.

I hope this wasn't an automotive shop class.. lol.

[Honda TRX250ex]

Originally posted by Boonemx
And, by the way, if he's ten, shluldn't somebody be out there watching him?:huh :ermm:
A ten year old shouldn't be out there putting gas in his quad without someone out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:


we live in hickvill lol so
and why should someone be watching him put gas in the tank lol whats he gonna do drop a match in there:rolleyes:

[660Grizz04]

Originally posted by Honda TRX250ex
we live in hickvill lol so
and why should someone be watching him put gas in the tank lol whats he gonna do drop a match in there:rolleyes:

Hey you never know .... might have to check the level an accidently drop the match ... boooom ...
Yea i have a kid like that at my school .... he was trying to say he put 28" mudzillas on his banshee and it would do 97 with them on it without any wobble .... So i told him i wanted to come over and check it out and he said it was in a shop in massachusets getting fixed .... i was like yea ... :D

[Honda TRX250ex]

lmfao damn kids these day think they know more than ne one else :rolleyes:
and lol he aint that dumb well most of the time :p

[tater_kamik]

Originally posted by 660Grizz04
Hey you never know .... might have to check the level an accidently drop the match ... boooom ...
Yea i have a kid like that at my school .... he was trying to say he put 28" mudzillas on his banshee and it would do 97 with them on it without any wobble .... So i told him i wanted to come over and check it out and he said it was in a shop in massachusets getting fixed .... i was like yea ... :D

i hate kids like that so much, i knew a few back in the day. they will never admit they are lieing!!

[ZeroLogic]

that would be sick tho:D

[Honda TRX250ex]

yeah i know a bunch of kids that are like that and i ask them a simple question and like this one kid told me he had dual exhaust on his 300ex and i was like wtf:confused:

[Boonemx]

we got this one kid at school who say's his 250ex will outrun a
450R. I've seen this 250ex and believe me, it won't outrun a
450R. It won't even out run my nieces powerwheels!!!
and it won't pull itself past 3rd gear, wierd huh?????

[Conwaymx]

lol, that's kinda funny, a 250ex beating a 450R ha ha.
Thats like saying my Timberwolf will do 115 and will outrun
porshes and is making 450 horsepower. ha ha
I can't stop laughing. lol lol :D :D :) :p

[660Grizz04]

I just hate people who lie soooo bad .... I meen he might have a banshee with mudzillas that will do 97 with any wobble but its very very hard to belive ..... Its the same kid who told me he had a 250r 3 wheeler and a lt250 ffour wheeler and said nothing was stock .... which i can belive but not from him becaues one of my friends lives next to him and he said he does have a 250r but its a peice of junk .... but not a banshee or a lt250.
Now why lie like that ??? To make friends? I just think its very stupid ... :rolleyes:

[xhondakid250x]

i would have smacked him when he said 3 stoke motor

[Honda TRX250ex]

Originally posted by xhondakid250x
i would have smacked him when he said 3 stoke motor

i threw my books at this kid when he didnt know what a cam was
i dont have anger problems:devil:

[Conwaymx]

I mean, it is stupid. why lie? Iffen ya got a quad you are pretty lucky no matter whut ya got. I didn't get a quad till a couple of years ago, and people at school rag me because "Theres is always Better". that is just about stupid
and yea, I woulda smacked him too after he said 3 stroke motor.

[Honda TRX250ex]

it dont matter how good your machine looks or who makes it or the size it the way you ride it matters
i had to pay for my quads and my parts i dont get these kids these day there all spoiled:grr:

[ZeroLogic]

you didnt have to pay for your old 250ex nor your 250x all you payed for was the things to redo the 250x which wasnt that much :rolleyes:

[Honda TRX250ex]

Originally posted by ZeroLogic
you didnt have to pay for your old 250ex nor your 250x all you payed for was the things to redo the 250x which wasnt that much :rolleyes:

me and dad made a deal that if i rebuilt the 250x that i didnt have to pay for it and 1000+ thats a lot for a 15 year old

[660Grizz04]

I'm 15 and all my four wheelers ... 04 grizzly and the 91 250x i bought on my own .... the 250x is paid off ( 300 bucks ) and the grizzly ... well im still paying on that ( around 4,000 left to pay on )
I work everyday to afford my 50 dollar payment a month on the grizzly ... I have bought every mod and i am working right now to finish paying my grizzly and fixing my 250x up .... And also to fix my snowmobile up ... Which i will not lie ... my dad bought it for me but i paid him back ....

[hondardr4life]

I have the special 2007 limited edition 6 stroke banshee with 27 inch mudlights, and a pink polka dot powerband. It will outrun corvette's.

But seriously, theres a kid in my school that has a 450r with an hmf pipe, and every day he will come in and tell me it has some new part on it, He told me he had fox float shocks, and then the next day he has elka's. He said he got a set of white fullbore plastics with a carbon fiber hood for $350, but he had to send them back because they had a factory blem. He said he had a 515 put in it by duncan racing, because he sent it in to them for a 512 but they didnt have them in stock so he got the 515. Then the next week I asked him what he had in his motor, and he said it had a 476 kit in it, and I asked what happened to the 515 and he said it blew up and he got it re sleeved to a 476.

Originally posted by hondardr4life
I have the special 2007 limited edition 6 stroke banshee with 27 inch mudlights, and a pink polka dot powerband. It will outrun corvette's.

But seriously, theres a kid in my school that has a 450r with an hmf pipe, and every day he will come in and tell me it has some new part on it, He told me he had fox float shocks, and then the next day he has elka's. He said he got a set of white fullbore plastics with a carbon fiber hood for $350, but he had to send them back because they had a factory blem. He said he had a 515 put in it by duncan racing, because he sent it in to them for a 512 but they didnt have them in stock so he got the 515. Then the next week I asked him what he had in his motor, and he said it had a 476 kit in it, and I asked what happened to the 515 and he said it blew up and he got it re sleeved to a 476.

RJ!!! hahahahahaha

[ZeroLogic]

rofl thats great

[fastrider450r]

this isnt too bad, but everytime im in 5th period at school, this retarted kid that sits beside me always is looking my computer... i tell him to just go to the website im on, only on his computer, but he still looks at mine. Then when i bring up a picture of me racing and then somethin else he always asks is that u,,, and its a totally different quad.
then if I have a picture up of a 300ex he always asks "is that a 450R?"and vice versa.
he says he and his brother have a blaster and warrior and he says that they each have 6 powerbands because they have 6 gears.:eek2: :huh

[ZeroLogic]

lol we were all newbies at once we werent all bore "quad smart"

but some of them are unbeliveable

[fastrider450r]

when i was like 8 i remember asking my dad if their was anything more than a 2 or 4 stroke.

[kd5sfq]

Don't laugh too hard about a 3 stroke engine guys... There actually is such a thing... It's called a Wankel rotory engine...


http://www.keveney.com/Wankel.html

Who knows... Maybe the kid put a Mazda RX7 engine in that quad... ha!

:cool:

[tater_kamik]

maybe he has an nutating motor, i think it has like a constart stroke?? google it and you will see what i am talking about, very interesting new motor

[bwamos]

Originally posted by Honda TRX250ex
it dont matter how good your machine looks or who makes it or the size it the way you ride it matters

Isn't that the truth.. lol
I have a puny 330ex. My buddy has a stock 300ex, w/ pipe/filter. Other guy's we ride with have a Banshee, (2) 450r's, a 400ex, a YZF, and a 250r 3-wheeler.. And, my buddy with the 300ex and I both have to stop and wait for them at every intersection they turn at.. lol. The guy with the 250r 3-wheeler is usually only a few quad lengths behind, but the others we have to wait like 30 seconds for.. lol.

I swear none of them ever leave 2nd gear unless they are drag racing on flat ground.. lol.

[kd5sfq]

Originally posted by kd5sfq
Don't laugh too hard about a 3 stroke engine guys... There actually is such a thing... It's called a Wankel rotory engine...


http://www.keveney.com/Wankel.html

Who knows... Maybe the kid put a Mazda RX7 engine in that quad... ha!

:cool:

I meant to say 3 cycle... A rotory doesn't have a stroke per say.

[fastrider450r]

Originally posted by bwamos
Isn't that the truth.. lol
I have a puny 330ex. My buddy has a stock 300ex, w/ pipe/filter. Other guy's we ride with have a Banshee, (2) 450r's, a 400ex, a YZF, and a 250r 3-wheeler.. And, my buddy with the 300ex and I both have to stop and wait for them at every intersection they turn at.. lol. The guy with the 250r 3-wheeler is usually only a few quad lengths behind, but the others we have to wait like 30 seconds for.. lol.

I swear none of them ever leave 2nd gear unless they are drag racing on flat ground.. lol.
i used to smoke everyone on my 300ex also...then once I got the R their was no competition. (im only talkin about the people I ride with except for wanta450 and blasterac.) they both have R's and are fast too

[Conwaymx]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by kd5sfq
[B]Don't laugh too hard about a 3 stroke engine guys... There actually is such a thing... It's called a Wankel rotory engine...


Oh crap, now were gittin all sciencetiffick and stuff.
why didn't he just put a turbo blower off a kenwoth in his quad?
I got 2 on my 9 stroke banshee powered lawnmower.

[ZeroLogic]

i have a blow dryer that runs on 60 volts of the sweet stuff;) :devil:

[450Redrider5]

You should ask him how his rotator splint is hahaha:huh

[Conwaymx]

Yea, he's probaly got a baked beans can for a muffler.
now were talking high performance!!!!!!!!!!

[Honda TRX250ex]

Originally posted by Conwaymx
Yea, he's probaly got a baked beans can for a muffler.
now were talking high performance!!!!!!!!!!
psshhh no! macswell house coffee can is high proformace duh!:rolleyes:

[Conwaymx]

Originally posted by Honda TRX250ex
psshhh no! macswell house coffee can is high proformace duh!:rolleyes:

I swear it to ya, if you put a turbo blower of a 3406c cat
semi engine ya gotta have a baked beans can they have more flow lol

[bwamos]

Maxwell House Can for more rev.
Baked bean can for more power out of the hole.

[Conwaymx]

Yup

[313racing]

no no he wants to put sugar in it to make a sweet bike
lol

[Conwaymx]

Originally posted by 313racing
no no he wants to put sugar in it to make a sweet bike
lol

are you sure???????

[Conwaymx]

Some kid jist told me he had a warror motor in a recon frame and
it would go faster than a crf450 dirt bike. funny stuff
when I asked him where he got the motor he said he got it from a suzuki dealer. lol:D :) :ermm: :p ;)

[yamaharaptor350]

Originally posted by Conwaymx
Some kid jist told me he had a warror motor in a recon frame and
it would go faster than a crf450 dirt bike. funny stuff
when I asked him where he got the motor he said he got it from a suzuki dealer. lol:D :) :ermm: :p ;)
huh lol :huh thats retarded

[313racing]

a buddy of mine says he has the new 07 raptor a orange racing raptor and a raptor just 2 cruise with and everytime i see him he either blew it up or just got the bike impounded by cops but the next week he is riding the raptor that he cruises with which isn't his its his friend

i can't believe some people anymore

[Conwaymx]

Yea, We gots some real idiots in our school. I know one kid who welded his hubs to his axle on his 400ex and when his carrier went outhe had to cut his axle off. what a idiot.:eek2:

[Boonemx]

what a bunch of friggin idoits! why do people do that kinda stuff?
yea, I got a yamahahondasuzuki9000 4x4 sport quad.:rolleyes: :eek2: :huh :grr: :mad: :macho :scary: :chinese: :ermm: :) :( :o :D ;) :p :cool: :eek2: :devil: :confused: :eek: :rolleyes: :eek2:

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by Boonemx
what a bunch of friggin idoits! why do people do that kinda stuff?
yea, I got a yamahahondasuzuki9000 4x4 sport quad.:rolleyes: :eek2: :huh :grr: :mad: :macho :scary: :chinese: :ermm: :) :( :o :D ;) :p :cool: :eek2: :devil: :confused: :eek: :rolleyes: :eek2:

its a yamasuzaonda;)

[YFZ450Ridr]

if you guys want to see stupid look at this kid. hes this annoying kid that rides a kx125 4 stroke bike and thinks hes hot stuff and really isnt. hes really stupid as you can see because he thinks you can buy a powerband haha

PainInYoAss66: hey man, u wona buy a new powerband for ur bike
PainInYoAss66: my friend is sellin one
PainInYoAss66: for ur kind of bike
spider360fu: a who
PainInYoAss66: a powerband
PainInYoAss66: gives u so much extra power
spider360fu: wuts that
PainInYoAss66: dude hes sellin it for 35 bucks
PainInYoAss66: its a white lightning power band
PainInYoAss66: one of the best
spider360fu: for a spark plug
PainInYoAss66: no
PainInYoAss66: it goes in ur engine
PainInYoAss66: u take out the old powerband
PainInYoAss66: and put this one in
spider360fu: wuts it do
spider360fu: like wuts it do in the engine
PainInYoAss66: it controls the rpms
PainInYoAss66: fuel
PainInYoAss66: and air
spider360fu: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
PainInYoAss66: inside the engine
spider360fu: do i have to rejet
PainInYoAss66: nope
PainInYoAss66: not at all
spider360fu: tite
spider360fu: so can u come and help me put it in
PainInYoAss66: ya
PainInYoAss66: its easy
spider360fu: and i need to drain my oil rite
PainInYoAss66: ya
PainInYoAss66: ur old powerband is prolly pink
PainInYoAss66: like most
PainInYoAss66: stock ones
spider360fu: were does it go
PainInYoAss66: it connects to the timing chain
spider360fu: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
PainInYoAss66: and then from there it connecets to the valves
spider360fu: so i neeed to tak my gear box cover offf
spider360fu: rite
PainInYoAss66: ya exactly!

[ZeroLogic]

rofl!!:D :blah:

[300ex_#387]

Ask him if it will make you left front tire leak a little bit when you first put it in :D

[Honda TRX250ex]

rofl connects to his timing chain
tell him to get new sprockets for his time chain smaller for more torq and bigger for more high speed

[rancher350rider]

LMAO i thought it was bad when sum kid told me he was runing 27in vamps on a recon lol one kid told me he had a mazda atv with a blower and a snorkel

[Conwaymx]

Thats hilarious. a mazda with a snorkle lol