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LTandRaptorider
08-14-2005, 08:20 AM
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new vehicle for
weeks.

He wanted a new truck.

She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through
traffic around town.


He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds or less... and my birthday is coming up. You could surprise
me!"

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services are pending.

HondaEXrider22
08-14-2005, 08:26 AM
LOL! That was good.

theTman
08-14-2005, 08:47 AM
lmfao!!! that was great

JRP
08-14-2005, 08:48 AM
ha thats hallarious man. lmao

Hon300ex
08-14-2005, 09:01 AM
i kno your gonna call me stupid but, i dont get it:confused: :confused: :huh

RIDER11X
08-14-2005, 09:01 AM
LOL! :devil:

WOracing
08-14-2005, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by Hon300ex
i kno your gonna call me stupid but, i dont get it:confused: :confused: :huh

she so fat the scale get to 200 in under 4 seconds:blah:

Woodsrider
08-14-2005, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by Hon300ex
i kno your gonna call me stupid but, i dont get it:confused: :confused: :huh

:rolleyes: He bought her a bathroom scale, she's a lard *** and when she steps on the scale it pegs to 400lbs in under four seconds.
Services are pending, because she beat him to death with the scale:rolleyes: