So I'm Getting Hitched Saturday

[jwick07]

Well I'm not nervous or anything I just want it over with so my life can get some sort of balance back. I got transfered with work two weeks ago, the deal on the house I was to buy fell through, the seller was a real Ahole, living in a ****tty house I, but its free for about a year, a family member owns it, I havent rode the 450R in weeks, dont even remember what it sounds like.
And I hate my JOB.

And I dont have $50 bucks to my name because of the wedding and work didnt pay for any of the moving costs like they said they would or give me my raise. I need to get that chit in writting next time.

You live you learn I guess. Sorry so long killing time at my Job, you know were they say "No personal use of office computers."

[nowukno]

Q: How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?






















A: Marry her.


LOL j/k

[jwick07]

What is the one food that will make your new wife hate sex for the rest of her life.













wedding cake

[MXcutie]

Best of luck with everything..... I've been married for almost a year now and it's the best thing ever!

[MotoX3]

sorry to hear that dude:( .....jp....hope you enjoy the married life

I second that..... Sorry dude...

In 7 years or so remember we said this :)

[SGA]

Congrats to you and your wife to be!:)

[jwick07]

Thanks all I cant wait

[gyt-r450]

Originally posted by SGA
Congrats to you and your wife to be!:)

[wilkin250r]

Congratulations are in order, but personally I enjoy the jokes more than endless posts of praise and best wishes...


Do you know why a bride is smiling as she walks down the isle?















...because she knows she has given her last BJ.

[meangreen400ex]

Why did they make wedding dresses white?





















So the dishwasher can match the oven and the fridge.

[jwick07]

I manage a bar and have been hearing these jokes for quite a while now. Come on guys and ladies you can do better


What are the three rings of marriage??










1. engagement ring
2. wedding ring











3. suffeRING

[SGA]

I know most of those jokes too. Most of the time I give congrats without jokes and it seems to work good, keeps everyone happy.
What am i saying here im not sure:confused:
Ok, im saying im sure hes prob gotton tons of jokes from friends and he prob wants some straight up well wishes.

Did that sound right?:ermm:

[Pappy]

since its saturday, you still have a few days to sober up and run!:devil:

[SGA]

Ok ok, a couple of marriage joke:D

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.


It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.


Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.


A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out...'


Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.


How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.


A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful! I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her. If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?


A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

[sam the brave]

congrats on the one vagina for the rest of your life