dinner conversation gone wrong

[insaneracin2003]

A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG.
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> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
> WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>
> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
>
> WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
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> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
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> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
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> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
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> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
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> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>
> WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
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> HUSBAND: "I guess so."
>
> WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
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> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
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> WIFE: - - - silence - - -
>
> HUSBAND: "Chit."
GOTTA THINK QUICK ! ! !

[SGA]

Thats pretty good!
Now a smart man would have said the right thing and stopped it at question 2.

> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
> WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do, but only to you"

If she tries to ask more, you give her a kiss or two and a hug, she soon forgets about asking, goes on her way happily and you can get back to reading about Honda 450R aftermarket parts.

[wilkin250r]

I usually stop at question number 1.


> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Is that what you want to do today, you wanna fight?"

It's suprisingly effective!

[Doober]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
I usually stop at question number 1.


> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Is that what you want to do today, you wanna fight?"

It's suprisingly effective!


hahahahah

[Pappy]

ive been asked that question, and my answer was " no, i try and learn from my mistakes":devil:

[insaneracin2003]

Originally posted by Pappy
ive been asked that question, and my answer was " no, i try and learn from my mistakes":devil:
someones sleeping in the shed tonight.......wait,that is where i want to sleep,that is where all my goodies are :D

[plkmonster2]

lol, remember to think about what you say, before you say it. They will always try to test you... Haha, Wilkin had a great idea too.

[SGA]

Of course you can always go this route:p

[redlineranger]

Originally posted by SGA
Of course you can always go this route:p









LMFAO..... deffinately not the way to go:scary:

[Tommy 17]

hey howie what do u tell ur wife with 2 black eyes... nothing u've already told her twice:o :p

[wilkin250r]

It's a serious issue and all, but is just find these two videos extremely funny...

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Boardroom_R_Full_Frame.mpg

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Restaurant_R_Full_Frame.mpg

[lonestar13r]

OMFG !!!! theres so many ways they deff. tried to make that funny.. like the first out break "YOU STUPID BISHH" and how throwing her on the ground's not enough, he had to throw somthing at her ,, holy nuts man lol

and the 2nd one looks like chit off comedy central.. :eek2:

[lonestar13r]

PS. true about being serious stuff ***

[Punk'd]

Originally posted by SGA
Of course you can always go this route:p

ROFL

Those videos were so awesome. i just about pissed my pants

[AlbaKFX]

Step one to that ever popular question: Look her dead in the eye

Step two: Say i'd die too

Step three: Bask in the rewards.



@ Those videos... LOL. They tried to make that as funny as possible on purpose, I hope. If not, god bless them.

[smr]

Originally posted by AlbaKFX
Step one to that ever popular question: Look her dead in the eye

Step two: Say i'd die too

Step three: Bask in the rewards.



@ Those videos... LOL. They tried to make that as funny as possible on purpose, I hope. If not, god bless them.

You got in man....I've been married for almost twenty years and I get asked this at least every five.....thats the best answer.

[thrasher_ex]

Originally posted by Atkins
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thats just ****in wrong and retarded i dont get how thats funny in the slightest way

[BadAss03]

That ***** should not have spilled his coffee

[nebjamin]

wow. I should go get married now. I know all the answers lol.