1st physical

[yoshimurakfx400]

well i got my first physical today, i never belived ppl when they told me how the check for a hernia(?) well its true these words are still ringing in my ears "drop your drawrs", just thout i would post the most awkward time in my life

turn your head and cough:devil:

[Doober]

hahaha i remeber that from 7th grade...first and last time i played football

[Punk'd]

They dont do that to me anymore thank god.. They used to and I would hate it each time.. Now girls on the other hand have it worse when they turn 16:p

[Atkins]

My doctor is kind of a family friend because my mom worked with him for like 10 years, so it definitely felt awkward the first time he told me to pull down my pants seeing as how ive known the guy for so long.

[FasstMidnightZ]

lmao, ahhh cant be late night humor :p

[slcpornstar69]

LOL!.... Those suck! But wait till we're 40.:mad:
I'm gonna make sure I got a doctor with small hands

[future 450?]

wait wut happens when they turn 16

[FasstMidnightZ]

they like take this metal thing and stick it up ..cough cough.. and like open it up real wide and stick there hand in there.....or so im guessing

[400exrules]

turning 40 is gonna suck

[YFZ450Ridr]

i gota get 1 friday... 2 years ago when i played football and i had to get one. i just had to get into my boxers, not 2 bad. he felt right above my willie and his hands were cold. ugh bad memories and i get to live them again in 2 days:ermm:

[nosliw]

Originally posted by 400exrules
turning 40 is gonna suck


im sure by the time we're 40, doctors will have some kind of scanner thing they just have us step in front of as opposed to the hole chode-poking thing. ...............hope so anyway:ermm:

[AlbaKFX]

they like take this metal thing and stick it up ..cough cough.. and like open it up real wide and stick there hand in there.....or so im guessing

That metal thing is called a speculum(sp) and only opens about an inch and a half or so from top to bottom.

I remember my first physical... ahh, not so good times. I was in the age where seeing an ankle would get you going - and my doctor was a looker. I kept my composure though :chinese:

[86350x]

Originally posted by AlbaKFX
That metal thing is called a speculum(sp) and only opens about an inch and a half or so from top to bottom.

I remember my first physical... ahh, not so good times. I was in the age where seeing an ankle would get you going - and my doctor was a looker. I kept my composure though :chinese:

Wish I have a female doctor for my physicals:ermm: :confused:

You were deffinantly lucky:cool:

[AlbaKFX]

I would be pretty uncomfortable with a guy... we're just not very pretty. It would be creepy for a man, especially an older one to do what needs to be done - so natural i've opted for females throughout.

a female did mine but she was ugly

[trick450r]

my doctor just said "he kid you got a hernia?" i was like "if you dont touch my balls then no" hes like "deal"...but now if i get a hernia i can sue his *** lol

[crday98]

Originally posted by nosliw
im sure by the time we're 40, doctors will have some kind of scanner thing they just have us step in front of as opposed to the hole chode-poking thing. ...............hope so anyway:ermm: if i'm not mistaken, they already have a way of checking without poking around the brown eye. i believe it might simply be through a blood test. i could be wrong.:ermm: until then, if you're getting one and you feel both of your doc's hands on your back during the process...... GET THE "F" OUT OF THERE!!!:D

[Quad18star]

Ahh bad memories . :grr:

[TRX_450]

i gotta get one for football tomorrow....the doctor i go to is scary lookin...the first time i went he was askin bout the hernia and i was like dude ur not gettin anywhere near my balls and he jus kinda shut up....hes asked bout it every year and it gets annoyin i have a feeling hes gonna try it this year and ima hafta smack him http://www.boartuffoutdoors.com/yabb/images/smilies/beatup.gif

[jvd182]

Originally posted by trick450r
my doctor just said "he kid you got a hernia?" i was like "if you dont touch my balls then no" hes like "deal"...but now if i get a hernia i can sue his *** lol

lol your lucky...

ah today my doctor told me to sell my quad i was like...How about no

[JabberJaw]

Originally posted by crday98
if i'm not mistaken, they already have a way of checking without poking around the brown eye. i believe it might simply be through a blood test. i could be wrong.:ermm: until then, if you're getting one and you feel both of your doc's hands on your back during the process...... GET THE "F" OUT OF THERE!!!:D

Hahahahahahahha OMG!

My doctor did not want to make me uncomfortable so she said, "I will let you feel mine if you let me feel yours!"

[Out_Sider]

i hate them cuz the room is so cold and your schlong shrivles up and then his rubber gloves touch you and BLAAHH i hate it :scary:

Originally posted by JabberJaw
Hahahahahahahha OMG!

My doctor did not want to make me uncomfortable so she said, "I will let you feel mine if you let me feel yours!" :eek: :eek: did you actually...

[JabberJaw]

Well YEAH! She looked just like Pamela Anderson!

[Tommy 17]

:ermm: jabber are u sure she wasn't a cross dresser or rico :confused: :blah:

[MXracer16]

Originally posted by JabberJaw
Hahahahahahahha OMG!

My doctor did not want to make me uncomfortable so she said, "I will let you feel mine if you let me feel yours!"

I bet she just did that to make yours a little bit bigger so you wouldnt be as embarassed.

[Punk'd]

Originally posted by JabberJaw
Hahahahahahahha OMG!

My doctor did not want to make me uncomfortable so she said, "I will let you feel mine if you let me feel yours!"

You lie......:eek2:

[JabberJaw]

Originally posted by Punk'd
You lie......:eek2:

Well maybe a little! I am not sure... cause I was asleep when all this happened.

[JabberJaw]

Originally posted by MXracer16
I bet she just did that to make yours a little bit bigger so you wouldnt be as embarassed.

HEY! 2x2 is not that much bigger!!!!

[Punk'd]

I wish I had a hot doctor who would let me touch to make me feel better..

COOKIES JUST ARNT ENOUGH!!!:mad:

[Killa250ex]

I'd Let her give me a physical...

[FasstMidnightZ]

better yet, give her a physical ! :devil:

:devil:

[blastereatin250]

Originally posted by jvd182
lol your lucky...

ah today my doctor told me to sell my quad i was like...How about no
why would he want you to sell your quad?




This is the wierdest thread in the world.

[redrider311]

sorry to rain on your parade...

but when the doctor does it i know its no fun.. and kinda weird ... but my doctor hadnt checked me like for about 3 years.. every year he just said dont worry about it.. then this spring i could barely lift a book without feeling the worst pain ive ever felt.. needles to say i had bilateral inguanal hernias.. which means two hernias about an inch up and to left of the top of your stick.. i was on my back for about 2 weeks.. and i couldnt ride or start football for 3 months and a week.. so i know its really ackward.. believe me ive gotten one evrery year since i was about 5 or 6... but the uncomfortable feeling is no way as bad as the feeling you get after surgery....:o

I got a good one..

This chicks mom is a nurse n gave one to my friend that they like know eachother n he hangs out with her daughter shes like ok.. im not gonna make u drop ur pants like everyone else.. anna would get mad so she went down his pants with rubber gloves n when she was feeling around he got a boner so she pulled her hand out real quick n like pulled hair out from the rubber gloves

That was 3 years ago n ppl still make fun of him lmao

[raptorman2001]

Originally posted by Honda MaNiAc 01
I got a good one..

This chicks mom is a nurse n gave one to my friend that they like know eachother n he hangs out with her daughter shes like ok.. im not gonna make u drop ur pants like everyone else.. anna would get mad so she went down his pants with rubber gloves n when she was feeling around he got a boner so she pulled her hand out real quick n like pulled hair out from the rubber gloves

That was 3 years ago n ppl still make fun of him lmao

omg thats great that would be halarious......my first physical wasnt bad i also have a chick doctor she look alright but still a little on the ugly side when she does it just think of sumthin that is stupid that way i dont think about a chick rubbing on my package lol!