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Foxyangel0425
07-26-2005, 10:57 AM
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THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!


**_FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER_**. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

**_FREE PUPPIES_**: ½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor's dog.

**_FREE PUPPIES_**... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

**FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD_** 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

**_FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG_**. Looks like a rat ... been out a
while..better be a reward.

**_COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED_**.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

**_NORDIC TRACK_** $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

**_GEORGIA PEACHES_**, California grown - 89 cents lb.

**_JOINING NUDIST COLONY!_** Must sell washer and dryer $300

**_WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE_**. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

**_FOR SALE BY OWNER_**: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything.

:blah:

BLAZE1
07-26-2005, 12:19 PM
Those are funny!

Joining nudist colony - must sell washer & dryer.
LMFAO

Alberta_Qaudin
07-26-2005, 01:09 PM
best one i ever saw.....

"parachute, used once, never opened, small stain"

JRP
07-26-2005, 01:56 PM
ha those are halarious.

07-26-2005, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Foxyangel0425


(AND THE BEST ONE)

**_FOR SALE BY OWNER_**: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything.

:blah: That ones really funny:p