Post # 1000

[250xridamatt]

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."

[Atkins]

Sorry man, but 1000th posts are supposed to have tits.

[250xridamatt]

I would rather not be banned on my 1000th post

Originally posted by 250xridamatt
I would rather not be banned on my 1000th post you don't get banned for it...the only time yo ucan posts tits is if it is your 1000th post...go ahead and delte this and post some on your 1000 ;) :p :p

[250xridamatt]

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Originally posted by 250xridamatt
. umm, i remeber the video of that on TWMX.com.

[Pa400exracer]

Niiceeee:)

[spudss]

That would be a good background.. IT would be even beter if she was on a Quad..Congrats on 1K

[YFZracer#450]

That's pretty good!!!!

[Bush0102]

I am still the undisputed king of the 1000th post.

[Atkins]

Hahaha, am I the only one with that poster on my wall from TWMX mag???:devil:

[250xridamatt]

Atkins, you are definately hard to please. This poster isnt on my wall, but I have a big stack of posters in my room like this.

[Atkins]

Im not hard to please, I love that picture. Im even happier now that QUAD mag has chicks just as hot on quads. I definitely get a little embaressed when II get caught staring at the quads instead of the girls.:p

[250xridamatt]

How is that quad magazine? I know transworld is awesome, so I am hoping quad is just as good, or close.

[Atkins]

Originally posted by 250xridamatt
How is that quad magazine? I know transworld is awesome, so I am hoping quad is just as good, or close.
I honestly read the first issue, and learned all about suspension setup, alot of info on the Z450, and a bunch of other stuff. Theyre not conservative at all like Dirtwheels and you actually learn alot about quads. For a first issue, definitely a 10/10. Plus, you cant go wrong with a poster like the one above with a quad instead of a bike in every issue.:macho

[250xridamatt]

So quad magazine or dirtwheels?

[Atkins]

Originally posted by 250xridamatt
So quad magazine or dirtwheels?

quad magazine hands down.