insaneracin2003
06-24-2005, 08:31 AM
SPIDERS
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly
she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and
noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two
spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "
What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's
a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy
Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are
Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, it might be OK in California or New York but we're not having
any of that stuff in Texas."
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly
she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and
noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two
spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "
What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's
a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy
Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are
Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, it might be OK in California or New York but we're not having
any of that stuff in Texas."