Ohio Temperature Conversion Chart

[Foxyangel0425]

For all you Ohio people out there.....

@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Ohio go swimming in the Rivers.

@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Ohio plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ohio sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Ohio drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Erie water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die.
Buckeyes lick the flagpole.

@ 0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Ohio get out their winter coats.

@ -20 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.

@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Ohio Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

@ -80 degrees
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
People in Ohio rent some videos.

@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Buckeyes get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Ohio complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Ohio start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

@ -500 degrees Hell freezes over.
The Browns win the Super Bowl!

[bloodhound400]

lol you no how us ohioans are dont ya

[Warnerade]

wouldnt it by like...michigan or a state more northen than ohio that gets colder?

[DeerNuts]

Originally posted by NacsRacer027
wouldnt it by like...michigan or a state more northen than ohio that gets colder?

Yeah really. You could say that about any northern state. I was in Cincinatti in December and when I got home (NE PA) it seemed a helluva lot colder.

Nothing special about Ohio, except that they got big bucks there. All the land is flat.

BTW, the last part of the joke was pretty funny about the Browns winning the superbowl:p

Originally posted by DeerNuts
Yeah really. You could say that about any northern state. I was in Cincinatti in December and when I got home (NE PA) it seemed a helluva lot colder.

Nothing special about Ohio, except that they got big bucks there. All the land is flat.

BTW, the last part of the joke was pretty funny about the Browns winning the superbowl:p

I think the last part was the JOKE the rest just leads up to it!

Oh and all of ohio isn't flat

[Hondadudeehhhh]

that joke could apply to us michigan people too. because that idiot Joey Harrington! lol we'll see how our two crappy teams do this season. My prediction is the lions will make the playoffs finally

[DeerNuts]

Originally posted by Hondadudeehhhh
My prediction is the lions will make the playoffs finally

:huh That would just ruin years of tradition. It'd ruin my winter. The Lions in the playoffs just isnt quite right. Its like the Brewers winning.

[Foxyangel0425]

Originally posted by DeerNuts
Yeah really. You could say that about any northern state. I was in Cincinatti in December and when I got home (NE PA) it seemed a helluva lot colder.

Nothing special about Ohio, except that they got big bucks there. All the land is flat.

BTW, the last part of the joke was pretty funny about the Browns winning the superbowl:p


BIG BUCKS HERE IN OHIO?????? WHAT ARE YOU READING????? ARE YOU NUTS?????????????????? :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

[LeGaCyGiAnT124]

Originally posted by Foxyangel0425
BIG BUCKS HERE IN OHIO?????? WHAT ARE YOU READING????? ARE YOU NUTS?????????????????? :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:


thats where that one beatty guy got like a 40 point whitetail buck. dont tell me there isnt big bucks there:huh lol jk

Nice post

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by LeGaCyGiAnT124
thats where that one beatty guy got like a 40 point whitetail buck. dont tell me there isnt big bucks there:huh lol jk

Nice post 39 point buck shot in xenia ohio like 4 years ago...it was later found it that it was super-natural and was exposed to some nuclear content.