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Dan_Guetter
05-19-2005, 12:29 PM
????
JUSTINcredible
05-19-2005, 12:30 PM
I heard he got landed on at red bud but was able to walk away from it:eek2:
Dan_Guetter
05-19-2005, 01:08 PM
I heard he is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
JUSTINcredible
05-19-2005, 01:24 PM
One time I was with Anderson in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Anderson goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Cody Anderson! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Cody Anderson' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer
hot450girl
05-19-2005, 02:10 PM
Hey I was supposed to go to red bud and watch everyone race there, too bad I forgot about it!! OOPS!
cletusEX
05-19-2005, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Shift_DVS
I heard he is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

Cody Anderson's family crest is a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
JUSTINcredible
05-19-2005, 03:05 PM
Cody Anderson is a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!
Mxjunkie
05-19-2005, 03:54 PM
I thought he picked up male exotic dancing? :confused:
Dan_Guetter
05-19-2005, 04:10 PM
Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Cody Anderson pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calamari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"
Pappy
05-19-2005, 04:13 PM
from the looks of that picture, he is in the middle of a mean game of pocket pool:eek2:
FoxRacing81
05-19-2005, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
from the looks of that picture, he is in the middle of a mean game of pocket pool:eek2:

LMAO
Dan_Guetter
05-19-2005, 04:27 PM
Cody Anderson once gave me a videotape of him having sex with my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!
wilkin250r
05-19-2005, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
from the looks of that picture, he is in the middle of a mean game of pocket pool:eek2:

Knowing Cody, I could have guessed that before seeing the picture... :blah:
JUSTINcredible
05-19-2005, 06:52 PM
You know how Anderson served three tours in 'Nam?


Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter.. which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Anderson! :eek2:
flyin#5
05-19-2005, 07:40 PM
all i know is that They use cody's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium
outacontrol31
05-19-2005, 07:43 PM
lmfao, every one of yall are crack heads
TORO1968
05-19-2005, 07:45 PM
LMAO!!! :p
JUSTINcredible
05-19-2005, 07:52 PM
I remember one time Anderson took his girlfriend to Sea World.

Anyway, they were watching Shamu the whale when Anderson got splashed!


So Anderson yells, "I'm Cody Anderson and no one gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?!" And then damn if Anderson didn't step in there and finish the show!
flyin#5
05-19-2005, 08:11 PM
Cody killed Wolfman Jack with a trident
JUSTINcredible
05-19-2005, 08:17 PM
I almost forgot to tell you guys that Cody Anderson is the father of every kid in this town!
outacontrol31
05-19-2005, 08:25 PM
o ya, well cody through mud on me one time, and i cought some, and kept it, and thought i was special, but then he came to me after the race and told me to give him his mud back, so i had to, then he kicked my tire on my quad, and said i was slow, but it's alright i don't mind
cletusEX
05-19-2005, 08:27 PM
We once had a bachelor party for Anderson. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
flyin#5
05-19-2005, 08:27 PM
cody went public with his own buttocks and made 7 million
cletusEX
05-19-2005, 08:29 PM
I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.
flyin#5
05-19-2005, 08:33 PM
Anderson got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak
JUSTINcredible
05-19-2005, 08:38 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Anderson, but there weren't any horses around? Well, Anderson throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well wouldn't you know it my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Anderson decides to enter me in the Breeders Cup, right? Under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I BREAK MY ANKLE.


So anyway they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, don't shoot him he's a human!
speedy400
05-19-2005, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by JUSTINcredible
Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Anderson, but there weren't any horses around? Well, Anderson throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well wouldn't you know it my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Anderson decides to enter me in the Breeders Cup, right? Under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I BREAK MY ANKLE.


So anyway they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, don't shoot him he's a human!

I lost money on you!
BBF
05-19-2005, 08:47 PM
Are you guys talking about Cody Anderson???
flyin#5
05-19-2005, 08:49 PM
Anderson's semen can form into a liquid human

Like the guy from Terminator 2
JUSTINcredible
05-19-2005, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by BBF
Are you guys talking about Cody Anderson???



We certainly are
outacontrol31
05-19-2005, 08:51 PM
one time i was walking my dog, and as cody walked by, he siad he didn't like the way my dog looked, and punted it over the house, i just sat there, and he told me i better go get my dog, so he punted me over the house too, it was fun
JUSTINcredible
05-19-2005, 08:55 PM
He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health
BBF
05-19-2005, 08:55 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Cody Anderson forced me to wear a woman's bikini around the office. So Anderson tears off my clothes, and makes me wear this skimpy bikini. For the next 3 months I had to conduct all my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but at the end of the quarter, I'll be damed if my sales hadn't triple'd.
JUSTINcredible
05-19-2005, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by BBF
Did I ever tell you about the time Cody Anderson forced me to wear a woman's bikini around the office. So Anderson tears off my clothes, and makes me wear this skimpy bikini. For the next 3 months I had to conduct all my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but at the end of the quarter, I'll be damed if my sales hadn't triple'd.


He's a hell of a salesman!
and He loves his Scotch!
outacontrol31
05-19-2005, 09:01 PM
that's nothin, one time i saw cody get his arm blown off by a crazy racer, and then his arm crawled over to the guy and knocked the **** out of the guy, just using one arm that was blown off!!!!!
BBF
05-19-2005, 09:01 PM
Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.
JUSTINcredible
05-19-2005, 09:10 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding?


Well, Brasky shows up.. and you know he's a big fella, Goes about 7'8", 530

Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries Brasky and me!

We spend the weekend in the Pocono's - he loves me like I've never been loved before!
speedy400
05-20-2005, 09:17 AM
Brasky? I know brasky 8' 2 ton son of a b!tch.
Dan_Guetter
05-20-2005, 11:10 AM
Are you talking about Bill Brasky, the 10 foot tall beast man?
derekhonda
05-20-2005, 11:39 AM
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
cletusEX
05-20-2005, 12:30 PM
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.
Dan_Guetter
05-20-2005, 12:34 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter; she's a beautiful girl.

Well, Brasky shows up.. and you know he's a big fella.

Goes about 8'9", 630.

Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries Brasky and me! [ the guys laugh ] Off! Off! Off! We spend the weekend in the Pocono's - he loves me like I've never been loved before!
flyin#5
05-20-2005, 01:01 PM
HE FRAMED ROGER RABBIT!
cody anderson
05-20-2005, 01:24 PM
Whoa... WTF is this????:huh
SRH
05-20-2005, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by cody anderson
Whoa... WTF is this????:huh
Scott-300ex
05-20-2005, 04:41 PM
cody died though right?


cuz i remember readin about him on here, he was a big poster and i enjoyed him, then he died and my fun was over
born-2-race
05-20-2005, 04:50 PM
LMAO

Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime.

Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.
derekhonda
05-20-2005, 04:54 PM
His poop is used as currency in Argentina.
cody anderson
05-23-2005, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by derekhonda
His poop is used as currency in Argentina.

That part is not true...:scary:
wilkin250r
05-23-2005, 04:21 PM
Yeah, bonehead. It's not Argentina, it's Chile... :rolleyes:
derekhonda
05-23-2005, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by wilkin250r
Yeah, bonehead. It's not Argentina, it's Chile... :rolleyes:

I didn't sense sarcasm, maybe it was there, but i missed it.
http://www.sloarsociety.150m.com/billbrasky.html
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