insaneracin2003
05-16-2005, 08:56 PM
Cough Syrup:
The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against
a wall.
The owner asks the clerk : "What's with the guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk responds : "Well, he came in here this morning to get something
for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire
bottle of laxative".
The owner, wide -eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a
cough with a bottle of laxatives".
The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can, look at him he's afraid to
cough."
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The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against
a wall.
The owner asks the clerk : "What's with the guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk responds : "Well, he came in here this morning to get something
for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire
bottle of laxative".
The owner, wide -eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a
cough with a bottle of laxatives".
The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can, look at him he's afraid to
cough."
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